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向我要相片 bendoon1 67 男性 47  文章	More Humour   2019-09-07 I met a beautiful girl and we were getting on great until I asked her out for a drink and she stormed off. I'm beginning to think that every woman you meet at AA is a lesbian... 0 評論, 2 瀏覽次數, 1 票 ,5.00 分數
jolielaide 52 女性 1  文章	mornin' sexxx   2019-09-06 the wife was standing in the kitchen, preparing our usual soft-boiled egg and toast breakfast; wearing nothing but the t-shirt she normally sleeps in. me, not being nearly awake gave a bit of side eye when I walked in. she turned to me and softly said, “you’ve got to get your dick out, fuck me right now." it sounded so sexy when she said it, that my eyes woke like it xmas morning. i ... 0 評論, 51 瀏覽次數, 9 票 ,3.85 分數
向我要相片 Rough87Rider 37 男性 5  文章	Orgasms and sneezing   2019-09-06 I’ve heard the louder someone sneezes the louder they orgasm- think about it 0 評論, 7 瀏覽次數, 5 票 ,0.21 分數
向我要相片 bendoon1 67 男性 47  文章	More Humour   2019-09-06 A fledgling journalist has been sent out to an interview an elderly lady for the local rag, she has just turned 104 and still lives at home. The journo scribbles down the old lady's life story in shorthand; schooldays, war , loves, marriage, widowhood. Then he arrived at the crucial question. Journo: "Well then Edna, the $64, 000 dollar question! All our readers will want to know the ... 1 評論, 31 瀏覽次數, 2 票 ,5.20 分數
Curious2014z2015 56 男性 8  文章	Threesome   2019-09-05 Having just passed my 50th birthday, I met an older woman in a bar the other night. She was in her late 60s, but in very good shape for her age. We got talking and flirting and she asked if I'd like to go back to hers for a "sportsman's double". "What's that ?" I said. "It's a mother and threesome". Imagining a gorgeous lady about my age, I ... 2 評論, 36 瀏覽次數, 7 票 ,2.02 分數
向我要相片 bendoon1 67 男性 47  文章	More Humour   2019-09-05 I was sat in a bar with my wife last night. She looked at me and said, "Why are you staring at that blonde woman with the big tits sitting over there?" "You're crazy! !I didn't even notice her big tits." I replied. "So why are you still staring at her??" "She's got no panties on."... 0 評論, 16 瀏覽次數, 5 票 ,2.49 分數
KikKyasjodico 25 男性 2  文章	Short Joke   2019-09-04 What did one condom say to the other condom as they walked past a gay bar? <br><br> <br><br> Wanna get shit faced? 🤣🤣🤣 0 評論, 3 瀏覽次數, 2 票 ,3.81 分數
向我要相片 bendoon1 67 男性 47  文章	More Humour   2019-09-04 Last night my wife wore a police uniform in bed and said, "you've been arrested for being good in bed!" <br><br> 90 seconds later the charges were dropped due to lack of evidence... 1 評論, 7 瀏覽次數, 4 票 ,4.02 分數
gigelo2007 35 男性 7  文章	Panda   2019-09-04 A panda walks into a bar. He asks the bartender how he can get a little action for the night. The bartender motions to a young woman. She talks to the panda, and they go back to her place. After having sex, the panda abruptly leaves. The next night, the woman goes to the panda's house. "You owe me money, " she says. "For what?" The woman rolls her eyes and explains, ... 0 評論, 38 瀏覽次數, 4 票 ,2.08 分數
gigelo2007 35 男性 7  文章	A boy   2019-09-04 A little boy and his friends are being called bastards and bitches by bullies at school. The boy goes home and asks, "Dad, what are bastards and bitches?" And his dad replies, "Bitches are ladies and bastards are gentlemen." Then the boy goes upstairs to see his mom. As he enters the room, he accidentally drops a perfume bottle, and his mom says, "Shit!" "Mom, ... 1 評論, 34 瀏覽次數, 5 票 ,3.80 分數
Jank0317 32 伴侶(男人和女人) 5  文章	Jokes   2019-09-03 What are your favorite dirty jokes 0 評論, 3 瀏覽次數, 2 票 ,1.04 分數
向我要相片 bendoon1 67 男性 47  文章	More Humour   2019-09-02 Dave woke up after the annual office Christmas party with a pounding headache, cotton-mouthed and utterly unable to recall the events of the preceding evening. After a trip to the bathroom, he made his way downstairs, where his old lady put some coffee in front of him. “Louise, ” he moaned, “tell me what happened last night. Was it as bad as I think?” “Even worse, ” she said, her ... 3 評論, 53 瀏覽次數, 10 票 ,4.98 分數
向我要相片 Rtbeach1 43 男性 5  文章	What in the difference-   2019-09-02 Between a lollipop and a sucker? 2 評論, 23 瀏覽次數, 3 票 ,0.49 分數
Laman4475 48 男性 1  文章	Does size really matter   2019-09-02 Wonder if women really r into size or it just dont matter. Help me with this one plz 0 評論, 5 瀏覽次數, 3 票 ,1.47 分數
向我要相片 bendoon1 67 男性 47  文章	To The Point   2019-09-01 A woman whose was hospitalised in a US tornado told ITV News "God would make her better." Presumably, 's a different God from the one almost killed her with a tornado.... 0 評論, 13 瀏覽次數, 6 票 ,3.08 分數
向我要相片 bendoon1 67 男性 47  文章	Even More Humour   2019-09-01 There was a local family whose was frankly very overweight and unattractive. I remember one day her mom came into school and spoke during assembly explaining she could no longer stand the bullying and had hanged herself the night before. <br><br> The whole school was in shocked silence, then one lad shouted out, " hell, it must have been a strong rope." 0 評論, 17 瀏覽次數, 4 票 ,3.25 分數
whisky_69 54 跨性別 4  文章	Why   2019-08-31 Why did the chicken cross the road because the pervert could not get his knob of it .... what cum first the chicken or the pervert ?? 0 評論, 9 瀏覽次數, 7 票 ,1.00 分數
whisky_69 54 跨性別 4  文章	Why   2019-08-31 Why did the chicken cross the road because the pervert could not get his knob of it .... what cum first the chicken or the pervert ?? 0 評論, 6 瀏覽次數, 5 票 ,0.86 分數
parmakr62 47 男性 4  文章	Pharmacist joke   2019-08-31 "Being a pharmacist is great because you're kind of a doctor, but also a cashier." -Dave Attell 1 評論, 8 瀏覽次數, 7 票 ,2.53 分數
向我要相片 bendoon1 67 男性 47  文章	More Humour   2019-08-31 There was a knock on the door and on answering it discovered a Policeman holding a photo of my wife . He asked "Is this your wife sir"? to which I replied yes . He said "It looks like shes been in an accident" And I replied "I know but shes got a lovely personality " 0 評論, 13 瀏覽次數, 4 票 ,2.47 分數
向我要相片 bendoon1 67 男性 47  文章	More Humour   2019-08-31 Fuck I remember the days when I was a you could go into a shop with £1 and come out with 2 tins of coke, a wham bar, a bag of crisps and 2 magnums.... Now , Fuckin CCTV everywhere. 0 評論, 10 瀏覽次數, 4 票 ,1.69 分數
MrRicheeRich 60 男性 5  文章	funny guy   2019-08-30 I have been writing volumes of jokes my entire life, now at the age of 61 I've been sifting through my writings, im a funny guy. 2 評論, 19 瀏覽次數, 6 票 ,1.37 分數
向我要相片 Fun123Fun1 32 男性 5  文章	points   2019-08-28 points points points points points points points 1 評論, 8 瀏覽次數, 4 票 ,2.86 分數
bigmask4u7 30 男性 6  文章	Wanna hear a joke.   2019-08-27 My sad sad need for points 1 評論, 8 瀏覽次數, 4 票 ,2.47 分數
向我要相片 bendoon1 67 男性 47  文章	More Humour   2019-08-27 A is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her walks in. “, where do babies come from?” The thinks for a few seconds and says, “Well dear, Mommy and Daddy fall in love and get married. One night they go into their bedroom, they kiss and hug, and have sex.” The looks puzzled so the continues, “ means the daddy puts his penis in the mommy’s vagina. ’s how you get a ... 1 評論, 23 瀏覽次數, 4 票 ,2.86 分數
向我要相片 bendoon1 67 男性 47  文章	more humour   2019-08-26 I was setting a voice recognition password for my new phone and a nearby barked and ran away. Now I'm looking for to unlock my phone.... 0 評論, 9 瀏覽次數, 5 票 ,1.84 分數
向我要相片 bendoon1 67 男性 47  文章	More Humour   2019-08-26 One the first teacher was reading the story of the Three Little Pigs to her . She came to the part of the story where the first was trying to accumulate the building materials for his home. She read, "...and so the went up to the man with the wheel barrow full of straw and said, "Pardon sir, but may I have some of straw to build my house?" The teacher paused then asked the ... 3 評論, 52 瀏覽次數, 11 票 ,3.73 分數
Bigcockandnuts10 26 男性 7  文章	Jokes   2019-08-25 There has to be some joking involved 0 評論, 4 瀏覽次數, 1 票 ,1.10 分數
向我要相片 PacOcean1 44 男性 5  文章	How do you—-   2019-08-24 make a snowman the beach? 0 評論, 11 瀏覽次數, 5 票 ,1.19 分數
向我要相片 PacOcean1 44 男性 5  文章	How do you—-   2019-08-24 Get an elf of a tree? 0 評論, 7 瀏覽次數, 3 票 ,1.47 分數