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An Ostrich Story 8/5/2018
A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich
behind him. The waitress asks them for their orders. The
man says, "A hamburger, fries and a coke, "
and turns to the ostrich, "What's yours?"
"I'll have the same, " says the ostrich.
A short time later the waitress returns with the order.
"That will Be $.40 please" The man reaches
into his ...
2 Comentários, 70 Visualizações,
14 Votos
,2.82 Pontuação
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funny 7/5/2018
Why did the chicken cross the road? because your dick was
stuck in the chicken!
1 Comentários, 6 Visualizações,
2 Votos
,5.20 Pontuação
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funny? 7/5/2018
I tried to tell a friend of mine a joke and he said it was stupid!!
I think he is stupid
0 Comentários, 9 Visualizações,
3 Votos
,2.94 Pontuação
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Bad jokes 4/5/2018
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he's been gettin' choked all day!
1 Comentários, 12 Visualizações,
8 Votos
,2.32 Pontuação
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It's for the points 4/5/2018
It's always just for the points, yo.
0 Comentários, 7 Visualizações,
4 Votos
,2.47 Pontuação
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An Irish Tale 3/5/2018
An Irish priest named Father O'Malley was transferred
to Texas. <br><br>
<br><br>
Father O'Malley rose from his bed one morning. It was
a fine spring day in his new west Texas mission parish. He
walked to the window of his bedroom to get a deep breath of
the beautiful day outside. He then noticed there was a jackass
lying dead in the middle of his front lawn. He ...
1 Comentários, 83 Visualizações,
11 Votos
,2.61 Pontuação
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A War Story 2/5/2018
An elderly Italian man who lived on the outskirts of Rimini,
Italy, went to the local church for confession. When the
priest slid open the panel in the confessional, the man
said: <br><br>
"Father. During World War II, a beautiful Jewish
woman from our neighborhood knocked urgently on my door
and asked me to hide her from the Nazis. So I hid her in my attic." ...
0 Comentários, 62 Visualizações,
10 Votos
,3.78 Pontuação
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funny joke 1/5/2018
chinese man rings boss “me no work I sick” boss says
“when im sick I f*ck my wife try that” 2 hours later chinese
man rings back “me better, you got nice house
0 Comentários, 17 Visualizações,
5 Votos
,3.80 Pontuação
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THE Talk 26/4/2018
A father asked his 10-year old if he knew about the birds
and the bees. <br><br> “I don’t want to know, ” the said, bursting
into tears. “Promise me you won’t tell me.” <br><br>
Confused the father asked what was wrong. <br><br>
The boy sobbed. “When I was six, I got the “there’s
no Easter Bunny speech. At seven, I got the “there’s ...
1 Comentários, 56 Visualizações,
9 Votos
,2.78 Pontuação
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hand some 25/4/2018
When three people have sex, it's called a threesome.
When two people have sex, it's called a twosome. Now
I understand why they call you handsome. 
2 Comentários, 40 Visualizações,
18 Votos
,5.03 Pontuação
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For a woman, why is sex with a man like a blizzard? 23/4/2018
For a woman, why is sex with a man like a blizzard? She never knows how deep it's going to get, nor how long
it is going to last!
2 Comentários, 13 Visualizações,
5 Votos
,2.82 Pontuação
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Difference between a good girl and a nice girl. 23/4/2018
Difference between a good girl and a nice girl: A nice girl goes home and then goes to bed. A good girl goes to bed and then goes home!
1 Comentários, 7 Visualizações,
5 Votos
,4.12 Pontuação
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Difference between a good girl and a nice girl. 23/4/2018
Difference between a good girl and a nice girl: A nice girl knows it's hard to be good. A good girl knows it's got to be hard to be good!
0 Comentários, 6 Visualizações,
1 Votos
,2.40 Pontuação
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Difference between a good girl and a nice girl. 23/4/2018
Difference between a good girl and a nice girl: A nice girl knows it's hard to be good. A good girl knows it's got to be hard to be good!
0 Comentários, 4 Visualizações,
4 Votos
,0.92 Pontuação
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funny or not? 23/4/2018
My wife asked for chap stick but I accidentally handed her
superglue, she still isn't talking to me.
1 Comentários, 7 Visualizações,
4 Votos
,2.47 Pontuação
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funny or not? 23/4/2018
My wife asked for chap stick but I accidentally handed her
superglue, she still isn't talking to me.
0 Comentários, 5 Visualizações,
3 Votos
,2.94 Pontuação
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huge penis!! 22/4/2018
The man with a 25 inch penis. A man who had a 25 inch long penis
went to his doctor to complain that he was having a problem with this rather massive instrument
and has had more than one complaint. "Doctor, "
he asked, in total frustration, "is there anything
you can do for me?" The doctor replies, "Medically
, there is nothing I can do. But, I do know this witch who
may ...
4 Comentários, 100 Visualizações,
15 Votos
,4.82 Pontuação
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think about this for second 22/4/2018
A garden is just a zoo for plants ....hmmmm <br><br>
Show me your boobs!
1 Comentários, 11 Visualizações,
3 Votos
,4.41 Pontuação
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midgit 22/4/2018
what do you call a mexican midgit a paragraph too short too
be a essay
1 Comentários, 17 Visualizações,
8 Votos
,3.94 Pontuação
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free service 21/4/2018
once Mr. Paul wanted to buy health insurance, at the age
of 70, he rang up health i9nsurance co., to send their agent
to his home. After, having discussed all the illness, critical
illness, accident cover, he started with the leg pulling.
Paul: do you cover the Penis, as well, in the health policy.
Agent: Yes Sir, we do. Paul: will you replace the penis, in the event of damage
or failure. ...
1 Comentários, 59 Visualizações,
12 Votos
,4.74 Pontuação
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pokers 20/4/2018
Q: Why are pubic hairs curly? <br><br>
A: So you don't poke your eye out. 
4 Comentários, 20 Visualizações,
8 Votos
,2.78 Pontuação
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pokers 20/4/2018
Q: Why are pubic hairs curly? <br><br>
A: So you don't poke your eye out.
1 Comentários, 9 Visualizações,
3 Votos
,3.92 Pontuação
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pokers 20/4/2018
Q: Why are pubic hairs curly? <br><br>
A: So you don't poke your eye out.
0 Comentários, 4 Visualizações,
4 Votos
,4.41 Pontuação
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boobies 20/4/2018
Q. What did saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? <br><br>
<br><br>
A. "If we don't get some support here people are
going to think were nuts." <br><br>
<br><br>
2 Comentários, 20 Visualizações,
10 Votos
,3.58 Pontuação
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funny? 19/4/2018
who has funny jokes? need some laughter.
0 Comentários, 3 Visualizações,
1 Votos
,1.10 Pontuação
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funny??? 19/4/2018
what the difference between an arborist and a gynecologist?
<br><br>
<br><br>
looks at trees the other bushes!!!
0 Comentários, 5 Visualizações,
3 Votos
,2.45 Pontuação
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Never Choke in a Restaurant in the South! 18/4/2018
Never Choke in a Restaurant in the South! <br><br>
Two hillbillies walked into a restaurant. While having
a bite to eat, they talked about their moonshine operation.
<br><br>
Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table who is eating a sandwich,
began to cough. <br><br>
After a minute or so, it became apparent that she was in real
distress. <br><br>
One of ...
2 Comentários, 59 Visualizações,
6 Votos
,3.65 Pontuação
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A Bar Bet 17/4/2018
An Aussie drover walks into a bar with his pet crocodile
by his side. <br><br>
He puts the crocodile up on the bar. He turns to the astonished
patrons. 'I'll make you a deal. I'll open this crocodile's
mouth and place my manhood inside. Then the croc will close
his mouth for minute. 'Then he'll open his
mouth and I'll remove my unit unathed. In return
for ...
0 Comentários, 48 Visualizações,
5 Votos
,3.47 Pontuação
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15/4/2018
Why are you in this particular line of work?' A sociology
researcher asked the massage-parlor girl. <br><br>
'I'm trying to pay back this loan shark named Paul
something or other, she said... So I'm literally rubbing
peters to pay Paul.'
0 Comentários, 27 Visualizações,
14 Votos
,3.62 Pontuação
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Cat and a Rooster 15/4/2018
There was a cat and a rooster wondering by a lake. Both were
famished, looking for any food they could find, but to no
avail. Later on, the rooster finds himself focusing upon
a worm, inching its way nearby. The rooster then proceeds
to chase and then pounce on the worm, eating it quickly.
Resting after his meal, he rubs his belly in pure satisfaction.
<br><br>
The cat looks at the ...
0 Comentários, 54 Visualizações,
12 Votos
,3.51 Pontuação
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