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When too, and when NOT too. 9/8/2018
<br><br>
In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney
called his first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman
to the stand. He approached her and asked, ''Mrs. Jones,
do you know ?'' She responded, ''Why, yes, I do know you,
Mr. Williams. I've known you since you were a boy, and
frankly, you've been a big disappointment ...
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Not All Is As It Appear*z ~ 9/8/2018
Farmer Brown goes out one day and buys a brand new stud rooster
for his Henhouse. The cocky young rooster walks over to the rooster and
says: "OK, fellow, time to retire."
The rooster says: "You can't handle all
these chickens, look what it did to !" The young rooster replies: "Now don't give a hassle about this
man. It's time ...
0 Comentários, 48 Visualizações,
5 Votos
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Souper Visor 9/8/2018
Cajun Math.......... A Cajun Shrimper wants
a job cleaning up the oil spill, but the BP Foreman won't hire him until he passes a little
math test. "Here is your first question..."
the foreman said. "Without using numbers, represent
the number 9." "Without numbers ?" The
Cajun says, "Dat's is easy." And proceeds to draw ...
0 Comentários, 42 Visualizações,
5 Votos
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Tree Hugg'in. 8/8/2018
While walking through Golden Gate Park in San Francisco,
a man came upon another man hugging a tree with his ear firmly
against the tree . Seeing this he inquired, "Just out of curiosity, what
the heck are you doing?" <br><br>
" listening to the music of the tree, "
the other man replied. "you've got to be kidding
." "No, would you like ...
1 Comentários, 45 Visualizações,
6 Votos
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Careful \\/\\/is//-/e*z ! 8/8/2018
A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich
behind him. The waitress asks them for their orders. The man says, "A hamburger, fries and a coke, "
and turns to the ostrich, "What's yours?" "I'll have the same, " says the ostrich.
A short time later the waitress returns with the order.
“That will be $9.40 please.” The man reaches into ...
0 Comentários, 34 Visualizações,
2 Votos
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Best Phone rate. 8/8/2018
A gentleman is visiting The Vatican in Rome when
he happen*z to see a Golden Phone. He ask*z a Pradre' that is watching
over it "What*z up with the Golden Phone Padre' ?" The Padre'
replie*z "Oh, that phone goe*z directly to Heaven, and it cost*z $10, 000.00 to use it." The
gentleman is impressed. Same gentleman has travelled
to London England, and just so ...
0 Comentários, 35 Visualizações,
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Drink'in into Fly*in 8/8/2018
Ralph and Charlie were a couple of Newfie drinking
buddies who worked as airplane mechanics in Gander , NL.
One day the airport was fogged in and they were stuck in the
hangar with nothing to do. <br><br>
Ralph said, "Man, I wish we had something to drink!"
<br><br>
Charlie says "Me too. Y'know, I've heard
you can drink jet fuel and get a ...
0 Comentários, 34 Visualizações,
3 Votos
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?? 8/8/2018
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I need some new jokes 7/8/2018
Anyone have some good jokes to share?
1 Comentários, 3 Visualizações,
2 Votos
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Hey whats up 6/8/2018
Just doing this for the points, so feel free to do the same!
1 Comentários, 9 Visualizações,
4 Votos
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Male Logic 6/8/2018
This is a conversation between a husband and his wife. Please
note that she asks five or six questions which he answered
quite simply; but, then she is speechless after answering
only one question. l bet this happens more often than not
to most husbands out there. <br><br>
Woman: Do you drink beer? <br><br>
Man: Yes. <br><br>
Woman: How many beers a day? ...
0 Comentários, 38 Visualizações,
5 Votos
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What Starts With "F" 6/8/2018
A first-grade teacher, Ms. Brooks, was having trouble
with one of her more precocious students. The teacher asked,
'Harry, what exactly is your problem?' <br><br>
Harry answered, 'I'm too smart for the 1st grade.
My sister is in the 3rd grade and I'm smarter than she
is! I think I should be in the 3rd grade too!' <br><br>
Ms. Brooks finally had ...
0 Comentários, 54 Visualizações,
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points 6/8/2018
Points
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1 Votos
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monday 6/8/2018
ok who has the Monday pick me upper??? lets hear them
1 Comentários, 4 Visualizações,
2 Votos
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OLD JOKE 5/8/2018
What’s the difference between a and a drug dealer?
<br><br> A can wash her crack and sell it again.
1 Comentários, 12 Visualizações,
6 Votos
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Cheesy pick up lines 4/8/2018
I'll start <br><br>
You remind me of my pinky toe. You're short and thin
and I'll probably bang you on my coffee table tonight
0 Comentários, 7 Visualizações,
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Saturday fun 4/8/2018
Any good ones for a HOT Saturday?
0 Comentários, 2 Visualizações,
2 Votos
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Blonde 3/8/2018
You hear about the blonde that works at the M&M factory?
<br><br>
She got fired for throwing half of them away because they
said W&W.
0 Comentários, 5 Visualizações,
4 Votos
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Blonde 3/8/2018
You hear about the blonde that works at the M&M factory?
<br><br>
She got fired for throwing half of them away because they
said W&W.
1 Comentários, 9 Visualizações,
5 Votos
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ha ha 3/8/2018
so a girl tells a guy come eat my pussy it tastes like rainbows....so
he goes down and starts licking and as he licks skittles
start coming out he comes up with a mouth full and says so
this is what ya meant by it tastes like rainbows
0 Comentários, 19 Visualizações,
3 Votos
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hump day 1/8/2018
Lets have them, need some laughter today!!!
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monday 30/7/2018
Lets have them folks!!! need some laughter today for sure!!!
4 Comentários, 6 Visualizações,
2 Votos
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Dopey and the Nun 30/7/2018
Snow White and the 7 dwaves went to visit the Vatican! There,
they were introduced to the Pontiff. Dopey asks, "Monsignor,
are there any dwarf nuns in the Vatican?" <br><br> Pope thinks for a few seconds and says, "No, I don't
believe there are! <br><br> Dopey thinks and asks another question. "Pope, are
there any dawf nuns in the Roman Catholic ...
0 Comentários, 50 Visualizações,
10 Votos
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donkey 28/7/2018
what do you get when you cross a donkey with a onion a piece
of ass brings a tear too your eye
0 Comentários, 9 Visualizações,
5 Votos
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Who's down for points people! 27/7/2018
We all need points.
6 Comentários, 26 Visualizações,
11 Votos
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Three Blondes walk into a bar.... 26/7/2018
two got concussions.
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ha ha!!! 25/7/2018
A lady comes home from her doctor's appointment grinning
from ear to ear. Her husband asks, "Why are you so happy?"
The wife says, "The doctor told me that for a forty-five
year old woman, I have the breasts of a eighteen year old."
"Oh yeah?" quipped her husband, "What
did he say about your forty-five year old ass?" She
said, "Your name never came ...
3 Comentários, 40 Visualizações,
16 Votos
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Traveling Salesman's Car Breaks Down 25/7/2018
While on the road in the country a door to door salesman had
car trouble and walked to a nearby farmhouse for help. He
got to the door as night was falling on that dark and stormy
night. <br><br> "You can stay the night here, " the old farmer
said, "but you'll have to stay in one of my daughters
bedrooms." <br><br> The first came down she wore ...
1 Comentários, 71 Visualizações,
10 Votos
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Dentist is scared of women 24/7/2018
A dentist's father raised his alone since his wife
had cheated on him. He always told his to avoid women
like the plague. <br><br> One day, a beautiful woman is shown in to the dentist's
exam room. She is quite flirtatious with the dentist and
makes no secret of the fact that she's interested.
<br><br> She asks the dentist if he'd like to go out ...
0 Comentários, 59 Visualizações,
10 Votos
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