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The power of punctuation: 2018/7/12
An English professor wrote the words：
“ A woman without her man is nothing”On the chalkboard and asked the students to punctuate it correctly.
All of the males in the class wrote：
“A woman, without her man, is nothing.”
All of the Females in the class wrote：
“A woman: without her, man is nothing.”
Punctuation is powerful~
from net
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A skeleton walks into a bar... 2018/7/12
... he orders a beer and a mop.
[image]
heyyo!
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Romantic Dinner 2018/7/11
A man and a woman were having a quiet, romantic dinner in
a fine restaurant. They were gazing lovingly at each other
and holding hands. <br><br>
The waitress, taking another order at a table a few steps
away, suddenly noticed the woman slowly sliding down her
chair, under the table and under the tablecloth, but the
man stared straight ahead. <br><br>
The waitress watched ...
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PAA 2018/7/11
I went to a meeting of Porn Addicts Anonymous yesterday
<br><br>
What a mob of wankers !
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Medical Exam 2018/7/11
During my medical examination, my doctor asked me about
my physical activity level. I described a typical day this
way: -‘Well, yesterday afternoon, I took a five-hour walk,
about 7 miles, through some pretty rough terrain. I waded
along the edge of a lake. I pushed my way through brambles.
I got sand in my shoes and my eyes and I avoided standing on
a snake. I climbed several rocky hills. I ...
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mid week humor 2018/7/11
Any takers, I not to funny today. lets have some good ones
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The Day Off 2018/7/10
Smith goes to see his supervisor in the front office. <br><br>
“Boss, ” he says, “we’re doing some heavy house-cleaning
at home tomorrow, and my wife needs me to help with the attic
and the garage, moving and hauling stuff.” <br><br>
“We’re short-handed, Smith, ” the boss replies.
“I can’t give you the day off.” <br><br>
“Thanks, boss, ...
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Baseball Game 2018/7/10
One day, the devil challenged the Lord to a baseball game.
<br><br>
Smiling, the Lord proclaimed, “You don’t have a chance.
I have Babe Ruth, Mickey Mantle and all the greatest players
up here.” <br><br>
“True, ” snickered the devil. “But I have all the
umpires.”
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monday funday 2018/7/10
Who has the joke to get us started on this wonderful Monday?
Lets hear them people!!!
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Spelling 2018/7/8
Two Italian men get on a bus. <br><br>
They sit down and engage in an animated conversation. The
lady sitting behind them ignores them at first, but her
attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say
the following: <br><br>
<br><br>
"Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together.
I come once-a-more. Two asses, they come together ...
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Test 2018/7/6
This is a test
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Lil Johnny first grade 2018/7/4
The first grade teacher walks into class. She sees Johnny sitting there and holding his kitty cat.
She says Johnny why do you have your kitty cat at school?
<br><br>
He says " I heard my daddy tell my momma he was gonna
eat that pussy when I goes to school"
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If only 2018/7/3
A Male Fairy Tale <br><br> Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princess, <br><br>
"Will you marry me?" <br><br>
The Princess immediately said, "No!" <br><br>
And the Prince lived happily ever after, <br><br>
and <br><br> rode motorcycles <br><br> and <br><br> dated thin, ...
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Text message 2018/7/3
An elderly couple learned to send text messages on their
mobile phones. <br><br>
The wife, a retired college English instructor with emphasis
on the Classics, was an unapologetic romantic; her husband,
a retired salty Navy chief petty officer of thirty ’
service, was a no-nonsense guy <br><br>
One afternoon the wife went to the local Starbuck’s to
meet a friend for ...
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Tuesday humor 2018/7/3
waldo wore stripes so he wouldn't be spotted!!! <br><br>
<br><br>
ok thats all I got so far
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Spiderman joke 2018/7/3
Made this up myself: <br><br>
What do you get when you cross Spider-man with Aunt may?
The Amazing A(u)nt-man.
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Little Johnny 2018/7/2
Little Johnny strolls into school on Tuesday. <br><br>
The teacher stops him in the hall. <br><br>
“Johnny, why weren’t you in school yesterday?”
<br><br>
“Sorry, Miss, but my dad got burned” <br><br>
“Oh, I’m sorry to hear that. I hope it wasn’t badly?”
<br><br>
“Well, they don’t fuck around at the crematorium, ...
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Golf lessons 2018/7/2
A husband and wife love to golf together, but neither of them are playing like they want to, so they decide
to take private lessons. <br><br>
The husband has his lesson first. After the pro sees his
swing, he says, “No no, no, you’re gripping the club
way too hard!” <br><br>
“Well, what should I do?” asks the man. <br><br>
“Hold the club gently, ” ...
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Monday joke day 2018/7/2
whats the diff between beer nuts and deer nuts?? <br><br>
<br><br>
beer nuts are $1.99 and deer nuts are under a buck!! <br><br>
<br><br>
top the one...hahaha
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at work 2018/6/24
I'm sure my coworker is having an affair with my wife...
<br><br>
He's been very miserable lately.
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A man walked into a bar with his arm in a cast 2018/6/24
"What happened to you?" asked the bartender.
"I got in a fight with Kelly." "Kelly? He's only a small guy - he must have had
something in his hand." "He did - a shovel." "Didn't you have anything in your hand?"
"I did - Mrs. Kelly's tit. And a beautiful thing
it was too, but not much use in a fight !"
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Blonde 2018/6/24
A blond is in a car crash and she says, "I think I have
a concussion." The paramedic asks, "How many
fingers do I have up?" The blond shrieks, "Oh
my God! I am paralyzed from the waist down, too!"
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KFC 2018/6/24
What does a box of chicken and a woman have in common? Once you are done with the breasts and the things all you
have left is a greasy Box to the bone in..
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So a Walks into a Bar 2018/6/22
A walks into a bar Th Bartender looks up and says Hey
Buddy Why the Long Face...
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So a Walks into a Bar 2018/6/22
A walks into a bar, The Bartender looks up and says
Hey Buddy Why the Long Face...
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What is the difference between a slut... 2018/6/22
and a bitch? The slut will have sex with you. <br><br>
<br><br>
<br><br>
Disclaimer: Never called a woman either likely never will.
Just a joke.
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What did peter say 2018/6/20
What is the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus
<br><br>
<br><br>
It only takes one nail to hang a picture
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Late Night Visitors 2018/6/17
A man is sitting at home alone when he hears a knock at the
front door. He opens it to find two sheriff's deputies
standing there. He asks if there is a problem. One of the
deputies asks if he is married. The man replies, "Yes,
I am." The deputy then asks if he could see a picture
of the man's wife. <br><br>
The guy says, "Sure, I guess, " and gets a photo ...
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Aunt Mildred 2018/6/17
Aging Aunt Mildred was a 93-year-old woman who was particularly
despondent over the recent death of her husband. She decided
that she would just kill herself and join him in death. Thinking
that it would be best to get it over with quickly, she took
out his old Army pistol and made the decision to shoot herself
in the heart, since it was badly broken in the first place.
Not wanting to miss the ...
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