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A teacher is teaching a class... 28/10/2018
and she sees that Johnny isn't paying attention, so
she asks him, "If there are three ducks sitting on
a fence, and you shoot one, how many are left?" Johnny
says, "None." The teacher asks, "Why?"
Johnny says, "Because the shot scared them all off."
The teacher says, "No, two, but I like how you're
thinking." Johnny asks the teacher, ...
0 Comentários, 15 Visualizações,
1 Votos
,2.40 Pontuação
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A family is at the dinner table... 28/10/2018
The asks the father, “Dad, how many kinds of boobs
are there?” The father, surprised, answers, “Well,
, a woman goes through three phases. In her 20s, a woman’s
breasts are like melons, round and firm. In her 30s and 40s,
they are like pears, still nice, hanging a bit. After 50,
they are like onions.” “Onions?” the asks. “Yes.
You see them and they make you cry.” This ...
0 Comentários, 13 Visualizações,
1 Votos
,1.10 Pontuação
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A mother is in the kitchen... 28/10/2018
making dinner for her family when her walks in.
“Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother thinks
for a few seconds and says, “Well dear, Mommy and Daddy
fall in love and get married. One night they go into their
bedroom, they kiss and hug, and have sex.” The
looks puzzled so the mother continues, “That means the
daddy puts his penis in the mommy’s vagina. That’s
how you get ...
0 Comentários, 13 Visualizações,
3 Votos
,2.45 Pontuação
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wife 27/10/2018
What do you call a woman with no clit?? <br><br>
<br><br>
........ <br><br>
Nothing she won't cum anyway!! lol
0 Comentários, 31 Visualizações,
15 Votos
,3.28 Pontuação
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Hillbilly 27/10/2018
We all know why the chicken crossed the road.. Why did the hillbilly cross the road??? <br><br>
<br><br>
<br><br>
. Cause his dick was stuck in the chicken!!!
1 Comentários, 24 Visualizações,
11 Votos
,2.05 Pontuação
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boomerang 27/10/2018
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back???????
<br><br>
<br><br>
<br><br>
. <br><br>
A STICK
0 Comentários, 11 Visualizações,
9 Votos
,2.14 Pontuação
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My Favorite because my Grandmother told me this one 24/10/2018
Little Johnny and Susie were good friends and always ate
lunch at school together. Not only that, but they both always
brought chicken sandwiches for lunch. One day Susie shows
up at lunch with a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Johnny
asks, where's your chicken sandwich? Susie replied,
my mom said if I keep eating chicken sandwiches that I am
going to turn into a chicken. Well this ...
0 Comentários, 96 Visualizações,
18 Votos
,3.40 Pontuação
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What is the cheapest meat you can buy? 24/10/2018
Deer testicles. You get 2 under a buck.
1 Comentários, 15 Visualizações,
9 Votos
,2.57 Pontuação
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Haloween Party 24/10/2018
A couple were invited to a swanky family masked fancy dress
Halloween party. The wife got a terrible headache and told her husband to
go to the party alone. He, being a devoted husband, protested,
but she argued and said she was going to take some aspirin
and go to bed and there was no need for his good time to be spoiled
by not going. <br><br>
So he took his costume and away he went. ...
1 Comentários, 66 Visualizações,
7 Votos
,4.31 Pontuação
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Didn't wanna see /-/er huh. 21/10/2018
A man left for work one Friday afternoon. But, being pay-day,
instead of going home, he stayed out the entire weekend
partying with the boys and spending his entire pay check.
When he finally appeared at home, Sunday night, he was confronted
by a very angry wife X)and was barraged for nearly
two hours with a tirade befitting his actions. Finally his wife stopped the nagging and simply ...
0 Comentários, 60 Visualizações,
6 Votos
,2.51 Pontuação
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Sex Talk 21/10/2018
Two women are discussing life in the retirement village
they live in with their spouses and how they like it. One
woman tells the other that she misses sex though to which
the other replies that her and her hubby still have sex whenever
she wants. The first woman asks how and the second woman
says every so often when he's in the bathroom getting
ready for bed she gets naked and lays on the ...
0 Comentários, 75 Visualizações,
11 Votos
,1.86 Pontuação
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Joke 19/10/2018
Three tampons are standing outside liquor store. What
do they say to each other? “Nothing. They’re stuck up cunts.”
1 Comentários, 17 Visualizações,
10 Votos
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joke 19/10/2018
why are we all on here...it really a bit of a joke isn't
it?
2 Comentários, 9 Visualizações,
3 Votos
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PHILOSOPHY 19/10/2018
Foolish man gives wife grand piano. Wise man gives wife upright organ. <br><br>
<br><br>
<br><br>
...
2 Comentários, 14 Visualizações,
7 Votos
,3.55 Pontuação
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Harry and his wife 18/10/2018
Harry and his wife are having hard financial times, so they
decide that she’ll become a . She’s not quite
sure what to do, so Harry says, “Stand in front of that
bar and pick up a guy. Tell him that you charge a hundred bucks.
If you got a question, I’ll be parked around the corner.”
<br><br> She’s standing there for 5 minutes when a guy pulls up
and asks, “How much?” ...
1 Comentários, 84 Visualizações,
13 Votos
,4.65 Pontuação
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Mr. Schwartz 18/10/2018
While examining the body of Mr. Schwartz, a mortician notices
that Schwartz has the largest penis he has ever seen. “I’m
sorry, Mr. Schwartz, ” says the mortician, “But I
can’t send you to be cremated with a tremendously huge
penis like this. It has to be saved for posterity.” <br><br>
The mortician removes the penis, places it in a jar and puts
the jar in his briefcase. ...
1 Comentários, 69 Visualizações,
10 Votos
,3.98 Pontuação
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Jokes? 16/10/2018
Any good sex jokes? Has anybody ever told a joke during sex?
0 Comentários, 0 Visualizações,
0 Votos
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The Millionaire 14/10/2018
A man asked a waiter to take a bottle of Merlot to an unusually
attractive woman sitting alone at a table in a cozy little
restaurant. <br><br>
The waiter took the Merlot to the woman and said, 'This
is from the gentleman who is seated over there.'....
and indicated the sender with a nod of his head. <br><br>
She stared at the wine coolly for a few seconds, not ...
1 Comentários, 94 Visualizações,
10 Votos
,4.38 Pontuação
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Closed..Oob 13/10/2018
What does the sign on an out-of-business brothel say? Beat it. We’re closed.
3 Comentários, 30 Visualizações,
15 Votos
,4.05 Pontuação
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3 Votos
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Tuesday fun? 9/10/2018
if CON is the opposite of PRO the CONGRESS is the opposite
of PROGRESS? <br><br>
may not be a joke but kinda sure.
0 Comentários, 1 Visualizações,
1 Votos
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monday jokes? 8/10/2018
ill start <br><br>
I need a prescription for like 1/2 my cabinets, the rest
are over the counter. <br><br>
who's next??
0 Comentários, 4 Visualizações,
2 Votos
,0.34 Pontuação
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Senior Night 7/10/2018
It was entertainment night at the senior citizens center.
<br><br>
After the community sing-along led by Alice at the piano,
it was time for the star of the show, Claude the Hypnotist!
Claude explained that he was going to put the whole audience
into a trance. “Yes, each and every one of you and all at
the same time” said Claude. <br><br>
The excited chatter dropped ...
0 Comentários, 82 Visualizações,
12 Votos
,2.45 Pontuação
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Bridge to Hawaii 7/10/2018
A man in California is walking along the beach and finds
a very old bottle with a cork in the opening. So he pulls out
the cork and out pops a Genie! The genie says, thank you for
letting me out, as I have been stuck in here for over 200 years!
To show my appreciation I can grant you one wish. So the man
thought about it, then said "I want to take a 2 week
vacation in Hawaii. No problem ...
0 Comentários, 59 Visualizações,
10 Votos
,1.19 Pontuação
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Pussy lips 7/10/2018
After years of frequent sex, a Blonde noticed that her pussy
lips were elongated and hung down from her body. This embarrased
her greatly, so she went to see a surgeon to see if it could
be fixed. The surgeon said "No problem, we fix this
all the time". The blonde said "OK, lets do it,
but I am very embarrased about this so you can't tell
a soul about it. No one can ...
1 Comentários, 90 Visualizações,
12 Votos
,3.33 Pontuação
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Dentist chair 7/10/2018
A very short Blonde goes to the destist. The assistant has
her sit in the dentist chair. A few minutes later the dentist
comes in, walks up to her and says "Open Wide".
" I cant't" says the Blond, "the chair
arms are in the way".
0 Comentários, 31 Visualizações,
9 Votos
,2.14 Pontuação
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Inside 6/10/2018
Three men are travelling through the desert when their
single camel dies. They walk for a while but then it becomes
night. Desperate for shelter, suddenly they stumble across
a tent and inside is three beautiful women. The men were
not only lost but horny too so they begin to have sex with
the women. But the tent belongs to a prince and these three
women were his wives so he is very angry when he ...
0 Comentários, 79 Visualizações,
12 Votos
,2.80 Pontuação
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Knocking on doors 4/10/2018
What is Jehovah's witness' favorite band? The
Doors. <br><br>
source: http://Passion.com
0 Comentários, 3 Visualizações,
1 Votos
,2.40 Pontuação
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you're BI 4/10/2018
all men and women are BI.... its up to you to guess if its POLAR or SEXUAL!!!!!
0 Comentários, 6 Visualizações,
3 Votos
,2.45 Pontuação
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Help me out 4/10/2018
A guy is just looking to laugh. Cheer me up and drop your jokes
here. I look forward to seeing them.
0 Comentários, 3 Visualizações,
3 Votos
,0.98 Pontuação
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