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Dopey and the Nun 30-07-2018
Snow White and the 7 dwaves went to visit the Vatican! There,
they were introduced to the Pontiff. Dopey asks, "Monsignor,
are there any dwarf nuns in the Vatican?" <br><br> Pope thinks for a few seconds and says, "No, I don't
believe there are! <br><br> Dopey thinks and asks another question. "Pope, are
there any dawf nuns in the Roman Catholic ...
0 Reacties, 50 Bezichtigingen,
10 Stemmen
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donkey 28-07-2018
what do you get when you cross a donkey with a onion a piece
of ass brings a tear too your eye
0 Reacties, 9 Bezichtigingen,
5 Stemmen
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Who's down for points people! 27-07-2018
We all need points.
6 Reacties, 26 Bezichtigingen,
11 Stemmen
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Three Blondes walk into a bar.... 26-07-2018
two got concussions.
0 Reacties, 15 Bezichtigingen,
6 Stemmen
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ha ha!!! 25-07-2018
A lady comes home from her doctor's appointment grinning
from ear to ear. Her husband asks, "Why are you so happy?"
The wife says, "The doctor told me that for a forty-five
year old woman, I have the breasts of a eighteen year old."
"Oh yeah?" quipped her husband, "What
did he say about your forty-five year old ass?" She
said, "Your name never came ...
3 Reacties, 40 Bezichtigingen,
16 Stemmen
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Traveling Salesman's Car Breaks Down 25-07-2018
While on the road in the country a door to door salesman had
car trouble and walked to a nearby farmhouse for help. He
got to the door as night was falling on that dark and stormy
night. <br><br> "You can stay the night here, " the old farmer
said, "but you'll have to stay in one of my daughters
bedrooms." <br><br> The first came down she wore ...
1 Reacties, 71 Bezichtigingen,
10 Stemmen
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Dentist is scared of women 24-07-2018
A dentist's father raised his alone since his wife
had cheated on him. He always told his to avoid women
like the plague. <br><br> One day, a beautiful woman is shown in to the dentist's
exam room. She is quite flirtatious with the dentist and
makes no secret of the fact that she's interested.
<br><br> She asks the dentist if he'd like to go out ...
0 Reacties, 59 Bezichtigingen,
10 Stemmen
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bull!!! 24-07-2018
A blonde and a redhead have a ranch. They have just lost their
bull. The women need to buy another, but only have $500.
The redhead tells the blonde, "I will go to the market
and see if I can find one for under that amount. If I can, I
will send you a telegram." She goes to the market and
finds one for $499. Having only one dollar left, she goes
to the telegraph office and finds out ...
0 Reacties, 55 Bezichtigingen,
11 Stemmen
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Tuesday fun 24-07-2018
I want to start a profesional hide and seek game, but good
players are hard to find!! top that one...hahaha
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codes!!! 23-07-2018
A boy says to a girl, "So, sex at my place?" "Yeah!"
"Okay, but I sleep in a bunk bed with my younger brother,
and he thinks we're making sandwiches, so we have to
have a code. Cheese means faster and tomato means harder, okay?"
Later on the girl is yelling, "Cheese cheese, tomato
tomato!" The younger brother says, "Stop making sandwiches! ...
0 Reacties, 32 Bezichtigingen,
10 Stemmen
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monday 23-07-2018
ok its that time again who can make the day a little brighter
with a good joke???
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math 21-07-2018
A football coach walked into the locker room before a game,
looked over to his star player and said, "I'm
not supposed to let you play since you failed math, but we
need you in there. So what I have to do is ask you a math question,
and if you get it right, you can play." The player agreed,
and the coach looked into his eyes intently and asks, "Okay,
now concentrate... what is ...
0 Reacties, 59 Bezichtigingen,
14 Stemmen
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NEVER ASSUME THAT MEN UNDERSTAND 21-07-2018
A woman was in a coma. She had been in it for months. Nurses
were in her room giving her a bed bath. One of them was washing
her private area and noticed that there was a slight response
on the monitor whenever she touched her there. They tried
it again and sure enough, there was definite movement..
They went to her husband and explained what happened, telling
him, 'As crazy as this sounds, ...
0 Reacties, 47 Bezichtigingen,
12 Stemmen
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Blonde joke 20-07-2018
Why can't you tell a blonde knock knock jokes? <br><br>
A. Because she will leave to answer the door.
0 Reacties, 9 Bezichtigingen,
7 Stemmen
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Blonde joke 20-07-2018
Why can't you tell a blonde knock knock jokes? <br><br>
A. Because she will leave to answer the door.
0 Reacties, 3 Bezichtigingen,
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Blonde joke 20-07-2018
Why can't you tell a blonde knock knock jokes? <br><br>
A. Because she will leave to answer the door.
0 Reacties, 1 Bezichtigingen,
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end the week right 20-07-2018
ok funny Friday jokes please!!! it the end of the week lets
have them.
0 Reacties, 1 Bezichtigingen,
1 Stemmen
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789 18-07-2018
Why was six afraid of seven? <br><br>
Seven was a registered six offender.
2 Reacties, 11 Bezichtigingen,
6 Stemmen
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789 18-07-2018
Why was six afraid of seven? <br><br>
Seven was a registered six offender.
1 Reacties, 6 Bezichtigingen,
4 Stemmen
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789 18-07-2018
Why was six afraid of seven? <br><br>
Seven was a registered six offender.
1 Reacties, 4 Bezichtigingen,
2 Stemmen
,3.81 Score
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The Hearing Check 18-07-2018
A man feared his wife wasn't hearing as well as she used
to and he thought she might need a hearing aid. Not quite
sure how to approach her, he called the family doctor to
discuss the problem. The Doctor told him there is a simple
informal test the husband could perform to give the doctor
a better idea about her hearing loss. Here's what you
do, " said the Doctor, "stand about ...
0 Reacties, 49 Bezichtigingen,
8 Stemmen
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yachting!!! 18-07-2018
A man joins a soccer team and his new teammates inform him,
"At your first team dinner as the new guy, you will
have to give us a talk about sex." The evening arrives
and he gives a detailed, humorous account of his sex life.
When he got home, his wife asked how the evening went and
not wanting to lie, but also not wanting to explain exactly
what happened, he said, "Oh, I had to ...
2 Reacties, 52 Bezichtigingen,
7 Stemmen
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Wednesday hump joke 18-07-2018
Ok who's got one?? lets get this Wednesday started
off with a few funny jokes!!!
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skiers!! 17-07-2018
Three guys go to a ski lodge, and there aren't enough
rooms, so they have to share a bed. In the middle of the night,
the guy on the right wakes up and says, "I had this wild,
vivid dream of getting a hand job!" The guy on the left
wakes up, and unbelievably, he's had the same dream,
too. Then the guy in the middle wakes up and says, "That's
funny, I dreamed I was ...
0 Reacties, 28 Bezichtigingen,
9 Stemmen
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parents!!! 17-07-2018
A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when
her walks in. “Mother, where do babies come
from?” The mother thinks for a few seconds and says, “Well
dear, and fall in love and get married. One night they go into their bedroom, they kiss and hug, and have sex.”
The looks puzzled so the mother continues, “That
means the puts his penis in the ’s vagina. That’s how ...
1 Reacties, 44 Bezichtigingen,
7 Stemmen
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Love Making Night Before 16-07-2018
There is an Italian, a Frenchman, and an American sitting
in a bar talking and the Italian is bragging that last night
he made love to his wife 3 times and this morning his wife
made him breakfast in bed and told him how amazing he was
the night before. The Frenchman said "That's
nothing I made love to my wife 5 times last night and then
this morning to show her appreciation she made me ...
0 Reacties, 44 Bezichtigingen,
4 Stemmen
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jokes 16-07-2018
Monday fun day anyone? anyone got a goos joke? lets lighten
up the day.
1 Reacties, 4 Bezichtigingen,
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The Milk Bath 14-07-2018
A blonde heard that baths in milk would make her beautiful.
She left a note for her milkman to leave 25 gallons of milk.
<br><br>
When the milkman read the note, he felt there must be a mistake.
He thought she probably meant 2.5 gallons. <br><br>
So he knocked on the door to clarify the point. <br><br>
The blonde came to the door and the milkman said, "I ...
0 Reacties, 59 Bezichtigingen,
4 Stemmen
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When men were hard to find 13-07-2018
The US civil War had just ended and unmarried men were hard
to find, so Mabelle placed an ad in her local newspaper.
Mabelle lived in a small town in a rural area. But soon a discharged
vet of the war answered and was willing to mary her. So she
wrote back and agreed to meet him at the Justice of the Peace
on the following friday at 9 to mary. They met, got married
and loaded her large trunk ...
0 Reacties, 58 Bezichtigingen,
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lol 13-07-2018
A piece of string walks into a bar and orders a drink. The
bartender looks at him and says, "We don't serve
string here." So the string goes outside, twists
himself up a bit, kind of roughs up his ends and walks back
into the bar and orders a drink. The bartender looks at him
and says, "Aren't you that little piece of string
that was in here a few minutes ago?" The ...
2 Reacties, 37 Bezichtigingen,
6 Stemmen
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