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kevin99967
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The Lone Ranger and Tonto went camping in the
desert

After they got their tent all set up, both men fell
sound asleep.

Some hours later, Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and
says, "Kemo Sabe, look towards sky; what you see?"

The Lone Ranger replies, "I see millions of stars."

"What that tell you?" asked Tonto.

The Lone Ranger ponders for a minute then says, "Astronomically
speaking, it tells me there are millions of galaxies. Time wise, it
appears to be approximately a quarter past three in the morning.
Theologically, the Lord is all powerful and we are small and insignificant.
Meteorologic ally, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow."

"What's it tell you, Tonto?"

"You dumber than dumb. Someone stole our tent."

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