here is to sticks and stones
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Posted:Apr 7, 2012 8:48 pm
Last Updated:Jan 7, 2013 5:27 pm
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As a pre- i can remember wondering if i was actually mentally challenged and everyone around me was just pretending that I was normal. I was called stupid and dumb more times than my own name by peers, siblings, and even my parents. This is the scar that refuses to heal.
I find that often when someone tells me i am smart, i conjure up excuses as to why they are mistaken. "They must have misheard me" ... "I was accidentally witty" ... "they will realize soon that, that was a fluke." Bull Shit words will never hurt me!! I watch my thin sister starve, vomit, and constantly work out to the point of exhaustion, because she was told she was fat. I've seen my beautiful friend cake on make-up, dye her hair, and change her style to look like everyone else because she heard she was ugly.
So I'll take those sticks and stones, and you keep your words, thanks.
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My boobs grew.
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Posted:Mar 28, 2012 7:29 pm
Last Updated:Mar 30, 2012 1:39 pm
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Can I just say my life is soooo full right now?
Just like my bra...
Monday was my first day back in the office in 4 weeks. Have you ever seen a stack of paperwork 4 weeks high?!?!?!?!
Me neither. My job description doesn’t require very much paperwork.
It’s more of a hands on experience. Innuendo intended.
But I did (still do) have a Butt load.
Of work to do, that is.
(I’m in marketing)
Haven't been on her(e) in a while.
Well actually, I stopped in briefly (or boxers?) to read an email; however, before I could respond, I was at work again.
(if you're bored... skip a head to see what bra size I am now. *wink* ... )
So, I was shopping yesterday for new cloths, you know, since I've been losing weight, and cuz I was gonna have a date tonight. Unfortunately, my date was cancelled.
But I did get some sexy underwear. 
I was getting so frustrated, though, while trying on bras; none of them fit right. How the flip did my pants go down 3 sizes, and yet my breasts got bigger????
I was a 36-38 C. (My chest didn't quite fill my bras; however, they would explode out of a B cup.)
So apparently now I am a 36- 38 D. And I fill the cups quite nicely.
Also, I saw a lady with a huge, unfolded, legit atlas. I thought those were extinct.
Pictures of sexy underwear to cum
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Ridiculous Laws, ridiculous people, and ?
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Posted:Mar 25, 2012 12:32 pm
Last Updated:Mar 25, 2012 9:17 pm
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What kind of parents actually name, or try to name, their , "Talula Does The Hula From Hawaii," "Brfxxccxxmnpcccclllmmnprxvclmnckssqlbb11116" or "Chow Tow AKA (Smelly Head)?"
Should these people really be allowed to procreate?
Yup, there are some really crazies walking around. Guess that's why we have off the wall laws, huh?
Other names that have been banned: Fish and Chips (twins), Yeah Detroit, Keenan Got Lucy, and Sex Fruit.
Number 16 Bus Shelter, Violence, and Google, were allowed by the court.
What's your favorite asinine law? why?
Feel free to answer all, some, or none of the questions in this post; as long as you comment. ^^
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How assumptions effect your health: 101
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Posted:Mar 24, 2012 9:14 am
Last Updated:Mar 30, 2012 1:20 pm
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Anonymous,
No one spends their days contemplating ways to cause you pain.
Indeed, people are too selfish to devote energy into those kinds of pointless shenanigans.
Yes, I cancelled our plans for 8pm last night.
And, sure I was on the computer at 4:00am this morning.
But, that is not conclusive of a scheme to rid myself of you, and then go party.
TOP 4 REASONS WHY Assuming the Worst Effects Your Health
1. Assuming Causes Stress.
Stress is linked to several health problems including: weight gain, sleep depravity, and DEATH.
2. Assuming Causes Unhappiness.
Studies show unhappy people are more prone to diseases, and DEATH.
3. Assuming Causes Social Disorders.
Due to bitterness and constant complaining, all of your friends WILL leave you. Loneliness has been found to produce the rapid reduction of bodily functions, which is directly correlated with DEATH.
4. Assuming Causes Physical Pain. I will punch you in the face if you keep making negative assumptions about me. It is a well-known fact that prolonged face punching is the number 1 precursor to DEATH.
So there ya go; assuming the worst causes DEATH.
In conclusion…
Try to assume the best of me, instead of the worst.
Perhaps I spent all night working on a thoughtful gift for you.
Could that be possible? Absolutely!
Is it? Heck no! I ditched you, and went to the party.
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Seriously, don't take me seriously.
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Posted:Mar 24, 2012 1:19 am
Last Updated:Jan 7, 2013 5:30 pm
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Oh contradictory statements, i love you so!
Anywho...
Welcome to post number 1; so glad you could make it! ^^
If you continue to read, you will find information on the following: general warnings of content, the types of topics you can expect in the future, and an introduction to me.
Nothing fancy Schmancy, just a starter post. Don't worry though, not only will there be better topics to come, you also don't have to read this! (Ah freedom.) FYI, i hope you stay <3
General Warnings:
1. Please don't take me seriously! I am a sarcastic SOB, and it is never my intent to offend anyone. If you find yourself whirling with angry, please let me know that you are offended and why, so that i may apologize, and rectify any discrepancies. I am a lover; I just happen to also have a big mouth in which my foot is magnetized. Not that I have a foot fetish, or anything.
2. I am long winded.
3. I am biased. Anyone who says they aren't biased, is lying. 
4. I am heavily opinionated. You may find that I seem "close minded," but I prefer the term "right." ^^ haha. I joke!
5. I am a horrible speller, and I don't know the definition of "grammar." I hope you are able to look past my faults, and still enjoy my content.
6. I am blunt.
Blog topics types:
I will have 4 main types of posts which are described below.
My Ranting 101 (first week)
This is where I will share my opinion on a hot topic, or give you free advice. ^^
watch for the "101" to let you know a rant is coming.
Your Thoughts? (second week)
Here I will pose a burning question. You tell how you would answer it.
watch for the "?" to let you know I'm looking for your thoughts.
Their Achievements. (third week)
I'm gonna spotlight on a Person, Place, Thing, or Idea. More than likely this section will be riddled with sarcasm. But a genuine thanks is not beyond me.
Our Bloopers. (fourth week)
I’ll show you mine, if you show me yours. Very much a FML setting. I'll get the ball started with personal mishaps or crazy dreams.
months with five weeks will have a surprise 
Introduction:
Besides what I already said...
I'm a fun loving, go with the flow, bubbly and energetic, portal of passion. I absolutely love my job, but when I'm not working, you may find me playing sports, writing music, or watching porn. ;P
My guilty pleasure is kettle corn popcorn, and I hate it when people cut in front of traffic... unless I am the one who is doing it.
Ok!
looking forward to joining the blog-osphere.
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