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The Crude Prude
 
Just a load of BS
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Posted:Feb 15, 2012 4:42 am
Last Updated:Apr 16, 2013 2:49 pm
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I hate having my picture taken. In group pictures, I'm always the weird person who looks out of place. In solo pictures, I look frumpy and unhappy. There are very few pictures of me that I have ever liked. Oddly enough, my driver's license pictures always look good.
So when I get asked for a picture, I send with no expectation of hearing back from them. I've always wondered why I can like what I see in the mirror but when I see a picture, it just doesn't look as good. My skin looks different, I get bags under my eyes, and every single hair over my lip seems 10 times darker and thicker. Makes me wonder which is the real me, and which one of me do other people see?
For all you looky lous, here's a pic. It's as close as I will ever get to showing myself here.
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#3 Two Inches
Posted:Feb 13, 2012 3:02 am
Last Updated:Feb 14, 2012 4:59 pm
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We got two inches of snow last night, which reminds me of the other two inches I've had in my life.

One was no big deal. I used to say that size doesn't matter, until I met this guy. He didn't warn me that he was small, so it was almost shocking to me. For the first time, I looked at a dick and was unsure what to do with it. So naturally, I just sucked it. It's really different to suck a small penis. I almost had to pucker for it. And then during sex, I made the ultimate mistake of asking if he was in. Actually, he was done before I even realized he was in. I felt horrible about it. What was even weirder is that he was pierced. The only person I have ever been with who had a pierced cock and I could not feel it.


The second two inches was proud of it. He told me up front. He liked for me to say it was small. Unfortunately, he focused on his size a little too much. Eventually, it turned me off, along with the fact that he also had other weird fetishes that I was just too conservative to deal with. He liked to cross dress. He wanted me to pee on him. He wanted me to humiliate him. I actually did try to pee on him once, but only after he pissed me off for something else. And even then, I couldn't do it because I have a shy bladder.
I probably could have kept it up with him a lot longer if I felt I was getting something out of it. He was incredibly cute. He kinda looked like Tim Tebow. And, he was a premed student. He is probably now the ER doctor that he wanted to be. But, in the end, I felt like he was keeping me as his dirty little secret. That's a role that I've taken on one too many times and just can't do anymore.
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#2
Posted:Feb 12, 2012 4:31 pm
Last Updated:May 3, 2024 1:56 pm
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I changed the name of my blog. Galore wasn't exactly me. The Crude Prude is. A will do anyone, anything, any time. A prude is a little more selective. And I liked the oxymoron of the crude prude.
So anyway..I had a lazy day. Went grocery shopping this morning and then spent alot of the afternoon chatting, then cleaning, and now chatting again. I wonder why more people don't use the chat option here. It's free.
So I am trying to be more positive, but it's hard. I have been chatting with someone that I think is pretty cool. He's smart. I like that alot. He takes his time. I like that too. One thing I hate more than anything is being pressured, especially when it comes to meeting someone or sex.
You know what I really want...is someone who will play some John Legend while we do it. I want to feel appreciated and sexy. Not used and dirty. Just wish more men knew the difference.
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Posted:Feb 11, 2012 2:04 pm
Last Updated:Feb 13, 2012 3:25 am
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It's not a declaration. It's just a number. My first post. I'm new here, kinda. I've been here before-a few times in fact. I was under a different name then. I can't even remember what it was, it was so long ago.
Anyway, I came back and have found many of the same people that I did before….

Crap, I really hate my laptop sometimes. I had a whole paragraph typed out here that I just lost because my laptop has a habit of highlighting everything I just wrote and I typed over it…technology sucks. BTW, I’m thinking of switching from ATT to Sprint….has anybody done that? Good experience or bad?

Ok, so what I was saying…a lot of the people here were here 5 years ago. I don’t know why that is weird to me. I just think maybe they would have moved on or something. But then maybe they’re like me and they are back after a while, just kept the same profile.
So why did I come back? I couldn’t tell ya. Horny. Bored. Lonely. Desperate. All of the above. It hasn’t done anything for me. I have chatted with a few people. Most lose interest after I send a pic though. I’m not the same cute girl I used to be. I got old. I got tired. I got disappointed. And then when I read that back, I think maybe it’s just my attitude. I expect to be disappointed, so I will inevitably be disappointed. Bullshit. I’m a realist. But really…this does read horribly. LOL.
I do hope to find some friends here. After all it, it is called friend finder, right?

Hope to be more positive next time!
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