Time to play.
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張貼於:2017年 12月 2日 10:03 pm
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Yesterday my friends and I got together for out Christmas catch up.
Lots to catch up on, great food, then it was time to exchange gifts.
Below are from two friends as part of their gift to me as a joke.
Anyone want to test the Sex Timer out with me?  
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1st the camel toe, now...............
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張貼於:2017年 11月 15日 10:45 pm
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Ladies................. would you wear these?
Men............. would you like to see ladies wearing these?
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A helping hand, or toy.
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張貼於:2017年 11月 8日 10:32 pm
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How many of you when you don't have someone to play with take things into your own hands or use a toy?
Do you just get it over with, or do you picture someone to help things along?
I find it easier if I have someone in mind.
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Thanks but no thanks.
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張貼於:2017年 11月 4日 3:06 pm
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This blog means no disrespect to those that enjoy a dom/sub relationship. It's about what I'm not into.
Received an email the other day. I hope his sexual likes are better than his geography. He is in Italy, and I'm in Australia.
He wants to be controlled as a pet..... well, I did treat my cat well and she lived to see in her 20th birthday.
He would sign a slavery contract for total enslavement..... thought slavery was against the law, well here it is.
The contract was to include ownership for a LTR.... not sure how that would work out long distance.
Guess it takes all sorts to make the world go round.
Just keep doing what you enjoy, as often as you can.
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Good for a laugh.
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張貼於:2017年 10月 24日 3:22 pm
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Could get some laughs out of these.
Wonder if I'd get asked to leave if I took one to a restaurant.
Here we go again. 2nd time with posting the pic.
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3rd time.
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A bit of this and that.
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張貼於:2017年 10月 19日 2:27 pm
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Two things...........
Firstly, yesterday I was at the dentist as I needed a tooth pulled, but it had other ideas. I won't go into graphics..... I had to have it surgically removed.
So here I am with a swollen face in pain, only able to eat stuff like scramble eggs, which is the only way I hate eggs cooked. I don't mind the custard bit tho, love custard.
Here's where you all come in... eg... oh you poor thing, hugs for you etc. feeling a little better already, in anticipation of your good wishes. 
Secondly..... got a birthday coming up. A fun question for you all...... If you were to help me celebrate, what would you have planned to make it a fun time?
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Another version.
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張貼於:2017年 10月 14日 11:33 pm
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Back in August I did a blog about a kit that allows you to make a replica of your dick into a dildo.
Now I've found something a lot faster, and you don't have to wait for the guy to make you one.
Wonder if you can make it into a vibrating model too.
Now who will I start with? 
Stole my bloody pic again. See how many times I have to re post.
Bloody Hell, trying yet again. Leave my fucking pic there.
3rd time lucky with the pic?
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Dick pics over time.
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張貼於:2017年 10月 5日 12:51 pm
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I'm sure most if not all on here have received dick pics.
My sister put me onto this site and told me in no time I would have my own penis gallery. She wasn't wrong.
I got a bit of a laugh when I saw this meme, so am sharing it with you.
Trying again. They stole my pic.
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20 year old pussy.
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張貼於:2017年 9月 16日 12:13 am
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Yes my cat turned 20 today. Had no idea she would live this long especially as I almost lost her through sickness a few times earlier this year.
Probably lasted this long as I've spoilt her. Imagine what I could do for a man.
Going to put a pic up of her, but knowing the site they will delete it.
Have you had a pet last this long?
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Bad taste in your mouth.
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張貼於:2017年 9月 12日 2:33 pm
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You know some things are bad for you, but you still put them in your mouth.
There's something I put in my mouth every day. I've tried and tried not to, but the pull is just too strong. I really enjoy sucking on it.
Sometimes I even have to hide to put it in my mouth. The public don't like to see it, and will even tell the police.
Not what you were expecting was it?
What is/are bad things you put in your mouth?
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Home renovations.
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張貼於:2017年 8月 23日 7:20 pm
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Be careful who you employ to do any work around your house.
It's always good to get recommendations from people, so you get exactly what you asked for.
This woman should have asked around before getting work done.
I wouldn't want my toys on display. 
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You males.........................
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張貼於:2017年 8月 10日 2:58 pm
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don't realize how lucky you are. You're out and about and you have to pee. Easy, just whip it out and off you go.
Spare a thought for us poor females at a time like this.
I remember plenty of times when on a long drive needing a pee and no petrol stations or rest areas in sight. So it's..... look for a bush to hide behind.
Finally one comes in sight, pull over and head for the bush, only to find.... there's a ditch between you and the bush. Back into the car in search of another bush.
Things are getting desperate. turn up the radio, sing along trying to take your mind off impending disaster.
You're at a stage where you're pleading and promising anything to God if he gives you a bush.
Yes, yes, not one but two bushes come in sight. Pull over again, thinking, if there's a bloody ditch, I'll go in it.
No ditch, so you run hoping you'll make it. Next problem...... have to get the jeans and undies down, squat while holding clothes away far enough so you don't pee on them. Still not the end of the problem..... you have to try and aim, hard when there's nothing to hold onto, to make sure the pee doesn't hit the ground then come back up at you.
Finally someone has come up with an idea to save us females. I'm going to ask Santa to pop a couple into my stocking. Ladies, forget the lipstick in your bag, make sure you have one of these. you never know when you've gotta go.
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