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My profile for the standards like me
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Posted:Apr 24, 2012 1:55 pm
Last Updated:Feb 8, 2016 3:20 pm
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gunner4440 39 M
"Not the victory but the action; Not the goal but the game; In the deed the glory."
41 male
Shelton, Nebraska
Sexual Orientation:Straight
Looking For: Women, Couples (man and woman), Groups or Couples (2 women) for Erotic Chat or Email, Discreet Relationship, 1-on-1 sex, Bondage & Discipline, Other "Alternative" Activities or Group sex (3 or more!)
Birthdate: February 4, 1975
(41 years old)
Relocate?: doubt it
Marital Status: Divorced
Height: 6 ft 1 in / 185-187 cm
Body Type: A little extra padding
Smoking: I don't smoke
Drinking: I'm a light/social drinker
Drugs: I don't use Drugs
Education: Senior level of college/current student
Occupation: Ballistic Lab Tech
Race: Caucasian
Religion: Protestant
Have : No
Want : Why not?
Male Endowment: Average/Average(debatable)
Circumcised: Yes
Speaks: English
Hair Color: Hair? What Hair?
Hair Length: Shaved
Eye Color: Blue
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And now for the audience participation portion!
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Posted:Mar 23, 2012 3:12 pm
Last Updated:Jan 26, 2016 4:20 pm
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Greetings to all the visitors to the Gun range and members of the Perv Nation. This is the promised audience participation portion of today's blog. It was an Idea that came to me and i thought I'd toss it against the wall and see if it stuck.
I'm sure everyone would like to know the folks that wander by here a little better so here is the idea. Who would like to play 20 questions with Gunner? It'll be no where near a regular occurrence, since there are only 9 people watching. C'mon it'll be fun!
Here are the rules. #1: It will be totally voluntary. #2: I will ask the questions in private beforehand #3: The interviewed person has the right to refuse any question, no harm no foul, no one knows except me. ADDITION: #4: You have my full permission to repost your, and only your, 20 questions interview on your own blog.
Since I wouldn't ask anyone to do do what I wouldn't do myself, I"ll go first. I just need a volunteer to ask the questions.
Well, that's the idea, let's see if it takes off. Take it easy all! guns are cold.
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I aint dead yet!
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Posted:Jul 31, 2017 11:36 am
Last Updated:Aug 3, 2017 7:09 pm
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Greetings to all the members of the Perv Nation! How are things out here in the bloglands?
It's been too long so I'll condense it. Let's see... I went to Africa (don't ask if you don't want to know) broke my arm in a tragic grilling accident, camped in the Powder River country in Wyoming . Went to Vegas for a trade show, got laid by a wonderful lady on my birthday at said show (story on that later) got arrested, am buying a two story and a basement + cellar 100 year old house and am mentoring my friends 9yr old who "wants to be a warrior".
So how is everyone? 
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I whish I was more... and a kink block
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Posted:Apr 11, 2016 10:09 am
Last Updated:Jan 30, 2017 8:42 am
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Greetings to all the members of the Perv Nation out here in the bloglands. Well, it's Monday. Hang in there it will end eventually.
It is definitely turning Spring around here. A time when a young skunks fancy turns to love. Which can lead to disputes over a fair skunk maiden with all weapons available. It is noticeable.
Well now that we have the wildlife report out of the way, let's get on to the title of this post. I you had to finish the sentence"I wish I was more....." what would you say? I would say "I wish I was more lighthearted and cheery." You know,the person you really want to strangle early on aMonday. I tend to be serious, sometimes a little too much so.
I was going to write a really interesting section about something kinky but I'm having a block. I want to write something but it just isn't coming out. Anyone want to help? What kink would you like to engage in today? I'm curious.
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A bit of poetry to think on
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Posted:Mar 29, 2016 6:20 pm
Last Updated:Jan 30, 2017 8:48 am
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On her way to work one morning
Down the path along side the lake
A tender hearted woman saw a poor half frozen snake
His pretty colored skin had been all frosted with the dew
"Oh well," she cried, "I'll take you in and I'll take care of you"
"Take me in oh tender woman
Take me in, for heaven's sake
Take me in oh tender woman," sighed the snake
She wrapped him up all cozy in a curvature of silk
And then laid him by the fireside with some honey and some milk
Now she hurried home from work that night as soon as she arrived
She found that pretty snake she'd taking in had been revived
Now she clutched him to her bosom, "You're so beautiful," she cried
"But if I hadn't brought you in by now you might have died"
Now she stroked his pretty skin and then she kissed and held him tight
But instead of saying thanks, that snake gave her a vicious bite
"I saved you," cried that woman
"And you've bit me even, why?
You know your bite is poisonous and now I'm going to die"
"Oh shut up, silly woman," said the reptile with a grin
"You knew damn well I was a snake before you brought me in
"Take me in, oh tender woman
Take me in, for heaven's sake
Take me in oh tender woman," sighed the snake
Al Wilson
"The Snake"
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On PI day and being a celt
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Posted:Mar 14, 2016 9:32 am
Last Updated:Jan 30, 2017 8:50 am
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Greetings to all the members of the Perv Nation out here in the bloglands. Happy PI day! Too bad it happens to be a Monday.
Saint Patrick's Day happens to be coming up, does anyone have any special plans? I enjoy a day to celebrate my Celtic (Scots, Irish and Welsh in a creepily pure line) ancestry. Nothing like ducking out of work early to have a pint or 4 at the local and having bangers and colcannon for supper. In that spirit here are a few toasts for the day.
"Here's to the Irish!
For they are people of great worth.
They walk the paths of Angels
and bring a bit of heaven down to earth."
Here's to the Irish!
As a folk they must be mad.
For all their wars are merry
and all their songs are sad."
"May those who love us, love us
And for those who don't love us
May the Lord turn their hearts
But if he cannot turn their hearts, may he turn their ankles
So we can know them by their limping!"
If I don't talk to you before then, happy St. Paddy's day! And remember, we are all in this thing called life together and not a single one of us is getting out alive. Play nice and help each other out. Take it easy, guns are cold.
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Small towns and douchebags
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Posted:Feb 25, 2016 6:41 pm
Last Updated:Jan 30, 2017 8:52 am
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Greetings to all the members of the Perv Nation out here in the bloglands. Happy Friday eve!
I'd like to toss out a few more "you know you live in a small town" nuggets again. You know you are in a small town when people not only leave their car unlocked when they run into the convenience store...they leave it running. You get a VIP coupon for 10% off when you spend $50 at the grocery store. It causes a major stir involving three people when you get something notarized at the bank. You have a liquor store that has free delivery.
Now on to the douchebag portion of our program. I swung into a gas station as I was headed home from work to get some gas since my "hey stupid" light was reminding me I'd been slacking. As I pulled in I noticed about half the pump handles had out of order yellow bags on them. Ok no big deal. I then noticed all the available pumps were full. Dammit. Ok I'll circle until one opens up. I see a person coming out of the store with pop, chips etc. . All right, maybe all the pumps weren't full when you pulled in, still gets you a minor douchebag rating. I pull in behind said person so I can pull in when they pull out. Minor douchebag puts their stuff in their vehicle and gets back out...and puts the nozzle in their vehicle. Why me? The one person in the world without a debit card. They just elevated themselves to douchebag for shopping and paying inside. Said person then swipes their card and starts pumping. Ok, you parked at one of the limited pumps available, went inside got stuff came back out and then decided to fuel up. Congratulations! You are a major douchebag!
Ok let's go get a damn drink and discuss racy topics, who's with me?
Take it easy, guns are cold.
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So what about you?
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Posted:Feb 20, 2016 9:04 pm
Last Updated:Mar 21, 2016 6:11 pm
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Greetings to all the members of the Perv Nation out here in the bloglands. Happy weekend! I as feeling curious today so i thought I'd fire off a few questions to my readers. So, what do you think? Answer as many or as few questions as you want. I thought I'd include a 50/50 mix of sexual and vanilla questions, so have fun! My answers will be in the comments section.
1: What is your proudest moment?
2: What sexual experience would you like to have again?
3: Name your greatest regret.
4: What quality do you admire most in a lover?
5: What is your favorite flavor of ice cream?
6: What sexual experience would you like to try that you haven't done yet?
7: If you could live anywhere where would it be?
8: What feature of someone can really turn you on?
9: If you could have dinner with any three people who have ever lived who would it be?
10: What is your favorite cuss word?
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It feels like spring...oh no here it comes
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Posted:Feb 18, 2016 6:55 pm
Last Updated:Feb 25, 2016 6:19 pm
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Greetings to all the members of the Perv Nation out here in the bloglands, happy Friday eve! How is everybody? I'm luxuriating in the almost 70 degree weather we had today. it was almost springlike, if you ignored the piles of snow that still haven't melted. The sudden warm snap also has the side effect of kicking the old libido up a notch. Does anyone else suffer from that? I'm curious. It's extra odd since I'm a couple weeks into my Lenten fast of no meat, no alcohol and reduced meals. if you find that offensive just all it a 40 day cleanse and let it go. Usually reduced caloric intake=reduced libido apparently spring fever trumps hunger. In my heightened state I noted that I would gladly have sex with all of the women on my watched blog list if they game for it (not all at the same time you pervs! ) On that note; remember, we are all in this thing called life together and not a single one of us is getting out alive. Play nice and help each other out. Take it easy, guns are cold.
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It's Fat Tuesday!
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Posted:Feb 9, 2016 6:56 pm
Last Updated:Feb 10, 2016 6:29 pm
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Greetings to all the members of the Perv Nation out here in the bloglands. Happy Mardi Gras. Laissez les bons temps rouler mas bon amis! I start my annual Lenten fast tomorrow so I'm having a beer and eating leftover chicken. Is anyone having some fun for fat Tuesday? And who wants some beads? Take it easy, guns are cold.
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Okay, everyone go home, you're all drunk
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Posted:Feb 9, 2016 6:49 pm
Last Updated:Feb 10, 2016 6:43 pm
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Greetings to all the members of the Perv Nation out here in the bloglands! I swear that today was the greatest day of odd comments at work ever and I thought I'd share.
"No, I don't want your nasty fucking pickle!"
(Say this in a loud tone almost anywhere and you get everyone's attention)
"Lead is a flavor mineral"
"He gave me a hot load!"
(I will gladly explain this to anyone who asks But this comment, said loudly will stop all activity in a room)
So, any oddities at anyone's workplace today?
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