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Yadda Yadda Yadda ... words of wisdom
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Postad:12 mars 2010 7:46 am
Senast Uppdaterad:10 april 2013 8:45 pm 23649 besök
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It's not how one falls down that defines who we are, it's how they get up that speaks of the strength of their character.
I'm just sayin 
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I know what my problem is......
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Postad:22 juli 2011 6:12 pm
Senast Uppdaterad:25 juli 2011 1:09 pm 21369 besök
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I don't have wheels 
At least the one's that get you from A to B 
Cuz the wheels in my head...they R a turnin! 
I hear them squeeking! 
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I'm not really sure what's goin on
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Postad:21 juli 2011 6:44 pm
Senast Uppdaterad:22 juli 2011 10:45 am 21375 besök
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 The usual way things go for me and my life...
It seems that the universe doesn't want me to find that right person...ya ever feel like that?
Loving the MN summer
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My 420 contribution
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Postad:20 april 2011 5:25 am
Senast Uppdaterad:30 november 2011 8:03 pm 21291 besök
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There were 3 men and they all died in a car crash and went to hell. When they got there the devil asked them all in turn a question.
To he first he said "what was your biggest sin on earth?" and the man replied "Oh man I just love alcohol and being drunk man" so the devil showed the man to a room full of alcohol of every type and description and he put the man inside and said "see you in 100 years" and locked the door.
To the second man he asked the same question and the man replied "oh man I just love to have sex with the ladies, I was really unfaithful to my wife man". So the devil took the man and showed him to a room full of hundreds upon thousands of gorgeous and beautiful naked women. The man ran inside and the devil said "see you in 100 years" and locked the door.
The third man's answer to the question was "oh man I just LOVE weed! Im high all the time man and I can't live without it!". The devil showed the man to a room packed with the most amazing grade-A bud you've ever seen, stacked to the roof! The man went inside and the devil locked the door after saying "see you in 100 years".
100 years later the devil came by to let the three men out. He opened the door to the first man's room and found the man collapsed on the ground, passed out with empty bottles laying around him and puke all over him. He was a mess.
The devil opened the 2nd man's door and the man came running out of the room and cried "I'M GAY! I'M GAY!". Finally the devil came to the third man's room and opened the door. Sitting in the middle of all the bud, in the exact same position the devil had left him in was the man. He looked up at the devil and with a single tear rolling down his cheek he asked ; "hey man, got a light?"
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How far would you go to get a piece?
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Postad:26 januari 2011 1:33 pm
Senast Uppdaterad:31 mars 2011 4:57 am 22661 besök
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of ass that is...
juuuuust askin.....something to think about...in between life's stuffy routine!
I've never felt that I just HAD to have it....or maybe it's just that I've never had to go without
how far would I go?
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Do ya see me now?
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Postad:31 december 2010 10:26 pm
Senast Uppdaterad:22 mars 2011 5:59 am 22195 besök
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Have you ever recognized somebody from this site while out about in your daily life?
Would ya recognize me if you saw me?
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To resolution or not to resolution
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Postad:30 december 2010 8:48 pm
Senast Uppdaterad:5 januari 2011 8:54 am 22269 besök
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If I say things out loud, I tend to follow through a bit better...
So here goes...
In 2011... 
Imma gonna have lots and lots of lovely orgasms
There, I feel better
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" something is wrong man 
Literally, I thought perhaps maybe I was having a heart attack or something 
I just could not stop cussin! 
Pain brings out the freak in people!
