Weird things do happen
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Publié :14/12/2012 10h39
Dernière mise à jour :23/5/2024 12h9 2562 vues
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With the Holidays upon us I would like to share a personal experience with my friends about drinking and driving. As you may know some of us have been known to have brushes with the authorities from time to time on the way home after a "social session" out with friends. Well two days ago I was out for an evening with friends and had several cocktails followed by some rather nice red wine. Feeling jolly I still had the sense to know that I may be slightly over the limit. That's when I did something that I've never done before - I took a cab home. Sure enough on the way home there was a police road block but since it was a cab they waved it past. I arrived home safely without incident. This was a real surprise as I had never driven a cab before, I don't know where I got it and now that it's in my garage I don't know what to do with it.
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Tonto rides again !!!
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Publié :9/12/2011 3h58
Dernière mise à jour :23/5/2024 12h9 2502 vues
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Cowboy comes across an Indian on the range.
Cowboy: "That your dog?"
Indian: "Yep."
Cowboy: "Mind if I speak to him?"
Indian: "Dog no talk."
Cowboy: "Hey dog, how's it going?"
Dog: "Doin' all right."
Indian: (Look of shock!)
Cowboy: "Is this Indian your owner?" (Pointing at the Indian...)
Dog: "Yep."
Cowboy: "How's he treating you?"
Dog: "Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food and takes me to the lake once a week to play."
Indian: (Look of total disbelief)
Cowboy: "Mind if I talk to your horse?"
Indian: "Horse no talk."
Cowboy: "Hey horse, how's it going?"
Horse: "Cool."
Indian: (Extreme look of shock!)
Cowboy: "Is this your owner?" (Pointing to the Indian...)
Horse: "Yep."
Cowboy: "How's he treating you?"
Horse: "Pretty good, thanks for asking, he rides me, brushes me down often and keeps me in a lean-to to protect me from the weather."
Indian: (Look of TOTAL amazement)
Cowboy: "Mind if I talk to your sheep?"
Indian: "Sheep lie."
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60 and sexy
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Publié :8/12/2011 3h57
Dernière mise à jour :4/1/2012 11h16 2498 vues
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hi there  I would love to meet a woman or couple to please and tease. I am clean shaved and no std's. Be real!! I love kissing, hugging, oral and anything that may excite you. I am in good condition physically with a nice long thick cock waiting for your lips. If you are near Ft.Myers and interested in hooking up for some sexual pleasure I would love to hear from you.
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