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Enriching Thoughts
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등록시간:2017 05 1 1:16 pm
최근 수정:2020 10 19 9:34 pm 1753 조회수
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From an old issue (2/7/17) of The Fishwrapper:
Hi! I would like to share with you the below I read:
Enriching Thoughts !
The most destructive habit .................Worry
The greatest joy ...........................Giving
The greatest loss ..........................Loss of self-respect
The most satisfying work ...................Helping others
The ugliest personality trait...............Selfishness
The most endangered species .............. Dedicated leaders
Our greatest natural resource...............Our youth
The greatest "shot in the arm"..............Encouragement
The greatest problem to overcome......... Fear
The most effective sleeping pill............Peace of mind
The most crippling failure disease..........Excuses
The most powerful force in life ............Love
The most dangerous pariah ..................A gossiper
The worlds most incredible computer........ The brain
The worst thing to be without ............. Hope
The deadliest weapon ...................... The tongue
The two most power-filled words ........... "I Can"
The greatest asset ........................ Faith
The most worthless emotion ................ Self-pity
The most beautiful attire ................. SMILE!
The most prized possession ................ Self esteem
The most powerful channel of communication ...Prayer
The most contagious spirit .................. Enthusiasm
"To the world, you may be one person; but to one person, you may be the world."
Author Unknown
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Married 10 times - never had sex? -hehe!
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등록시간:2017 03 26 10:01 am
최근 수정:2023 02 4 2:12 pm 1886 조회수
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Sunday, March 26, 2017
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A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands.
On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, It's my first time."
"What?" said the puzzled groom.
"How can that be if you've been married ten times?"
"Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative: he kept telling me how great it was going to be.
Husband #2 was in software services: he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me.
Husband #3 was from field services: he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.
Husband #4 was in telemarketing: even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.
Husband #5 was an engineer: he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method.
Husband #6 was from finance and administration: he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.
Husband #7 was in marketing: although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it.
Husband #8 was a psychologist: all he ever did was talk about it.
Husband #9 was a gynecologist: all he did was look at it.
Husband #10 was a stamp collector: all he ever did was... God! I miss him! But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!"
"Good," said the new husband, "but, why?"
"You're a lawyer. This time I know I'm gonna get screwed!"
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