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張貼於:2008年 7月 29日 5:21 pm
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Welcome To
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| | | I want to personaly Thank you for comming into my blog and No matter whom you choose to love. Be they Heterosexual, Homosexual, A-sexual, Bisexual, Trisexual, Quadrasexual, Pansexual, Transsexual, Omnisexual, Trans-gender, or that thing where that chick ties a belt around your neck and Tinkles on a Balloon!!! You are welcome here and I'd like to see you hang around, enjoy a good laugh.
So Say something nice, Say something mean,
Say something dirty, Say something clean,
Say something Kinky, Send me a winky  ,
Say something bad, but don't tell me anything sad,
Say it Loud, and Say it Proud.
We're all here for a good laugh,
I'll say things that make you think,
I have really good Hygiene,
So don't worry I'll never stink.
So Come on my pervs, Come on my Lovelies,
And I won't curse you with the Fuglies!!!
massageman00
See It's Not Pretty!
{=} MassageMan00 {=} | | | |
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Say Hello To My Lil Friend.....
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張貼於:2008年 9月 6日 10:08 am
最近編輯過:2012年 6月 26日 8:17 pm 105353 瀏覽
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Say Hello To My Lil' Friend!!!!!
massageman00
Bob
Say hello to the nice people Bob.
massageman00
"Hello!!!"
In case you're asking, Or you're new to my Blog, or have been asking yourself, "What the HELL is sticking out of your pants?". Bob is a travel buddy and he even has his own set of travel pictures on "My" other personal "Space". I felt like breaking the normal "Cock Shots" that I do hear quite a bit complain about, So I took all mine off (as well as for other personal reasons) and put Bob in place instead.... Now You'll take me more seriously 
He a deviant Lil' Bastard. Be careful and don't get too close, he might grab you, he's a biter, and he tends to spit from time to time 
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The Giveaway.....
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張貼於:2009年 4月 26日 3:30 pm
最近編輯過:2012年 3月 15日 7:59 pm 171915 瀏覽
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Okay, so as I had aforementioned about getting a Bob of your very own, there are going to be some rules, application and a contract to be followed before you will receive one.
Now Bob is not just for the Lovelies, if any pervs want one, just step up..... I mean come on, Look at all the Poon he's gotten me......  
Now, there are 10 easy rules that you must follow:
The Rules: 1 You WILL treat him with love and respect, this is not an option
2 Bob is a Camera Whore, fulfill his needs, remember though, he is not obliged to fulfill yours
3 Bob must be Blogged about, any and all adventures with him must be made public information, your adventure may differ from those shown, Bob can not be held responsible for wasted adventures
4 Bob must be in at least 1 or more profile pictures, don't ask why, he just does
5 Bob is also a handy travel buddy, take him along with you on your adventures , and don't forget, more pictures the better, these pictures will subsequently be used in your blogs ( see note 3)
6 Bob Loves to "Eat", and again, Pictures must be taken of Bob "Eating", what he is eating is entirely up to you, how he eats it is also up to each individual, but we must have pictorial evidence of Bob scoffing his face.
(please wipe bobs mouth after.. )
7 You will provide pictures of Bob with you while you are scantily clothed (if clothes are worn around Bob)
8 Bob does enjoy perverted attention, so a picture of him near your genitalia is preferred
9 Bob does not like to be blindfolded, so you will not blindfold him while you are engaged in pleasuring yourself or someone else (Once again pictorial evidence is needed)
10 As well as being a picture whore, he is a shameless attention whore. You will provide numerous blog posts entailing his sexual encounters while he is with you.
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And the contract must be filled out in full and returned to me before I can start the application process and shipment information.
The Contract:I, ___________, hereby promise to take care of Bob in every aspect. I, __________, will follow the conditions and rules set forth by Massageman00 and if at any time I carelessly toss Bob to the side or choke him without his permission, I, __________, will return Bob to Massageman00 where Bob will be given to another who will give the treatment and respect he deserves. Bob will the caretaker and overseer of my sexual pleasuring and fully involved in the process of sexual desire (at least watching).
Any request made from Massageman00 will be done post haste. Massageman00 will respect personal preference and boundaries. Bob will respect his owner and vows to try not to overstep his obligation of providing me with sexual gratification at all hours of the day and night.
Signed: __________ Date: __/__/____
Witnessed By: __________ Date: __/__/____ |
Now doing so, you do this at your own risk, Bob will be checking in with me and his brothers regularly to inform me of your actions. Any violation of the rules or contract will involve law enforcement involvement and you will be charged with molestation or abuse of a rubber clown, and that is illegal in 45 States and 10 Countries
So you still want a Bob?
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Into The Black.....
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張貼於:2012年 8月 30日 5:17 am
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Just when things look darkest, they turn black.
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~Paul Newman~
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From One To The Next.....
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張貼於:2012年 8月 29日 5:01 am
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Success is going from failure to failure without loss of enthusiasm.
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~Winston Churchill~
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In The Gutter.....
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張貼於:2012年 8月 28日 4:56 am
最近編輯過:2013年 1月 16日 6:27 pm 70516 瀏覽
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We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars.
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~Oscar Wilde~
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WHat A Way To Go.....
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張貼於:2012年 8月 27日 4:42 am
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Is it not sheer madness to live poor to die rich?
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~Juvenal~
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Determined To.....
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張貼於:2012年 8月 25日 9:04 am
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People of mediocre ability sometimes achieve outstanding success because they don't know when to quit. Most men succeed because they are determined to.
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~George Allen~
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My New Girlfriend.....
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張貼於:2012年 8月 24日 5:23 am
最近編輯過:2012年 8月 27日 4:33 am 70925 瀏覽
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I walk in my lab and this is what I see,
My new Coconut girlfriend and she's staring at me.
I've got a smile on my face and I ain't afraid to show it, show it, show it.
I shall name her Coco!!!!!
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We Should All.....
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張貼於:2012年 8月 24日 5:19 am
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We should all do what, in the long run, gives us joy, even if it's picking grapes or sorting the laundry.
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~E. B. White~
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Don't Think It.....
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張貼於:2012年 8月 23日 4:54 am
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Nothing is miserable unless you think it is so.
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~Boethius~
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Live It Like A.....
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張貼於:2012年 8月 22日 5:18 am
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Live like a mud-fish: it's skin is bright and shiny even though it lives in the mud.
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~Ramakrishna~
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Move Your Ass.....
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張貼於:2012年 8月 21日 4:42 am
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Go! Go! Go! It makes no difference where, just so you go! go! go! Remember at the first opportunity: GO!
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~Jeanette Rankin~
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