Something on the lighter side...
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張貼於:2008年 1月 13日 9:12 pm
最近編輯過:2024年 5月 27日 2:44 am 6890 瀏覽
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So, I'm in a waiting room the other day, waiting for someone (what else?) and to pass the time, I was paging through a Reader's Digest. I always find the little humor stories people send in - short, quick stories, sometimes even funny.
One of the stories kind of caught me off guard. It's not like it was dirty or anything, but the subject matter was not what you'd expect from Reader's Digest.
Here's a paraphrased version of it...
This woman is rushing about the house getting her kids ready for school. She is especially hurried this morning since she has an OBGYN appointment after she drops off the kids. As she is running out of time, she goes into the bathroom and sees a rag next to the sink. She grabs it and does a quick freshen up down below.
She finally gets to her appointment and heads into the exam room. The doctor comes in and starts the routine examination.
"My, my," he says. "I see we certainly went the extra mile in getting ready for our visit today!" He snickers a bit, and continues his work.
The woman is simply flabbergasted that he would make such a comment. Yea, she was rushed today. Yea, she should have showered. But she certainly wasn't unclean. How dare he make such a sarcastic, mean-spirited comment?
She fumed about it all day, trying to figure out what to do in response. She picked up her daughter from kindergarten and went home.
As she sat in the kitchen, slightly lost in thought, her daughter's voice brought her out of it.
"Mom! Mom!"
"Yes, honey?" she replied.
"Mom! What happened to all my glitter?"
"I don't know honey. Where did you leave it?" she asked wearily.
"I left it in a rag next to the bathroom sink, but now it's all gone!"
The woman nearly fainted.
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LOL
Hope you enjoyed,
Marl
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"You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither!"
-- Drew Carey
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It's rough out there
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張貼於:2008年 1月 9日 10:03 pm
最近編輯過:2008年 1月 9日 11:13 pm 6909 瀏覽
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I tell ya, it's rough trying to meet a female on this site. Downright frustrating, to say the least.
For the most part, I don't think it's the women's fault. The ratio of men to women on here is staggering. Guys comment in the chatrooms about them being a "sausage fest" all the time - well, go figure - when there are ten times as many men as women on the site, that's probably going to happen regularly...
It also doesn't help with the number of men who are bullshit artists, saying anything to try to get with a gal. Makes the rest of us look bad.
A lot of women get so many emails every day they don't even have time to read them all. Lmao - so what's a guy gonna do to stand out among the crowd? One can only get so creative in an email or instant message or chatroom... Then, too, it seems one never sends the message the gal wants to hear. The ones who like explicit emails you end up being very proper - the ones who want something more demure you send a graphic note...
Well, I'll keep trying. I'm sure my freaky little sex fiend is out there. It'll be worth all the hassle once I find her.
Look out baby - Marley's coming...
Marley
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"There are a number of mechanical devices that increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief amongst these is the Mercedes-Benz 380L convertible."
- PJ O'Rourke
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Happy Holidays
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張貼於:2007年 12月 20日 7:12 pm
最近編輯過:2024年 5月 27日 2:44 am 6538 瀏覽
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Warmest of wishes to all of you for the holiday season. No matter what you celebrate - Christmas, Hanukkah, Kwanzaa, even Winter Solstice - I hope it all goes well.
The holidays are a time for celebrating - surrounding yourself with loved ones - eating too much - spending too much.
Spending too much - oh man - but isn't it worth it when you see the look on the face of the person you gave it to?
A small child receiving a toy they longed for?
A fiancee who wanted the ring?
Even your father who finally got that tool he always wanted?
Material things aside, the holidays are about being with loved ones.
I hope your holiday season is filled with love and joy.
And may you get a tummyache from either eating too much good food or laughing too hard.
- Marl
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"An intellectual is a person who's found one thing that's more interesting than sex."
- Aldous Huxley
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The female multiple orgasm
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張貼於:2007年 12月 19日 6:00 pm
最近編輯過:2013年 5月 11日 9:25 pm 6717 瀏覽
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The female orgasm is quite a wonderful thing. I love giving them. Watching the look in her eyes, the way her body reacts, the noises she makes.
But I've always been amazed at the ability of women to come multiple times.
Men cum and then they're pretty much done for at least twenty minutes, if not more. Although, I have heard of the guy who can cum and still stay hard - kudos to those out there.
Women have an amazing ability to cum and cum and cum. I'm a bit jealous - lol.
I had the opportunity to have phone sex this morning. It was amazing.
I'd like to think I had something to do with it - maybe I didn't - maybe her body just works that way - who knows - who ever really knows why things happen - but it was lovely.
In under an hour she had six orgasms - all very vocal - very sexy.
No - I didn't jerk off - I just listened and talked - maybe it did help her.
To all you women who can cum over and over again - good for you. Do it as often as you can.
I did do it one time - I pulled out of my ex-wife - came on her belly - then kept rubbing against her pussy - came again - shocked both of us - was wonderful to feel.
Lol - maybe I do have the ability - who knows?
Wanna find out? Lol
To all the women reading this - get as many multiple orgasms as you can - life is too short not to do so.
Life is too full of bad things - to be able to touch yourself and gain pleasure from it is something overlooked too many times.
I know I have.
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The double edged sword
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張貼於:2007年 12月 18日 8:47 pm
最近編輯過:2013年 5月 11日 9:24 pm 6703 瀏覽
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The double edged sword - referred to many times in history.
In actuality, it was a weapon which was very good in battle - the problem was, when blocked appropriately, it would cut you too.
Many things can be viewed as a double edged sword.
Writing, emailing, helping others, even charity work.
Everything you do can come back and bite you in the ass.
Even love.
You do dumb things when you are in love.
Your heart makes your brain do things which you shouldn't do.
You spend too much money.
You make bad decisions.
But you’re in love.
Love seems to be the end all of everything.
If I had a choice, I guess I’d rather look back on my life knowing I did dumb things when in love rather than knowing I’d never been in love.
Ain’t love a bitch?
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New Adut Site
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張貼於:2007年 12月 6日 6:59 pm
最近編輯過:2007年 12月 7日 8:14 am 6734 瀏覽
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So, I'm thinking of creating a new adult web site. I was wondering if anyone had any input - ideas, etc...
I'd like to make this something original and useful. All thoughts and ideas are welcome.
Marl
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"It's not true that I had nothing on. I had the radio on."
- Marylyn Monroe
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Naked Twister
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張貼於:2007年 12月 5日 6:00 pm
最近編輯過:2013年 5月 11日 9:22 pm 6804 瀏覽
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Has anyone actually played naked Twister? And is it all it's said to be? It sounds like fun, especially with the right person... 
Is baby oil required?
I'm putting naked Twister on my to-do list...
Marl
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"She's so slutty her bed has a roll bar and there's a 'Take a number' device by the bedroom door"
- Joan Rivers
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Meeting Someone
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張貼於:2007年 12月 5日 12:26 pm
最近編輯過:2024年 5月 27日 2:44 am 6686 瀏覽
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Sigh - what does it take to meet a woman with like interests? I'm starting to think that everyone on here is fake in some way. Maybe I'll be proved wrong. Maybe not. Lord knows I have plenty of guys knocking at the proverbial door. Not really sure I want that.
Time will tell, I suppose. I think she's out there. With patience, we'll find each other...
Marl
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"I'm so good I call out my own name during sex."
- Anonymous
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Websites
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張貼於:2007年 12月 5日 9:24 am
最近編輯過:2007年 12月 5日 5:51 pm 6623 瀏覽
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Well, I've been working with a domme on a website for her. She's a real nice person, not to mention hot as hell to boot.
So, I was wondering - does anyone out there have any ideas as to what would be something you'd like to see on a domme site? Many of these sites just seem like all the other ones - I'd like to do something original.
Here's what we have so far:
NON_EXISTANT_LINK...
I guess I can't share that with you. Passion has deemed adding a link to my blog inappropriate...
Go figure
Marl
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"I'm such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own."
- Woody Allen
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Bi Women
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張貼於:2007年 12月 5日 1:24 am
最近編輯過:2024年 5月 27日 2:44 am 6609 瀏覽
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I love bi women. Some people think it's only because of the chance of a FFM threesome - granted, that's fun, but that's not the point. Not for me, at least.
I think a bi woman is the greatest thing to bless this planet. I get along with them so well. A good looking gal walks by in something sexy and both our heads turn. Maybe it helps that I'm bi curious. I've never done anything of that sort, but I do wonder. Might be fun, might not. Time will tell.
So, anyhow - all you bi women out there - realize that there are some men out there who respect you for who you are!
Marl
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Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.
- Rodney Dangerfield
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Boring Blog
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張貼於:2007年 12月 5日 1:07 am
最近編輯過:2007年 12月 5日 9:15 am 6712 瀏覽
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Yea, OK, my blog is boring. I have no life. Sex isn't even an issue here. Hell, kinky here is wanking with the left hand (Thank God I'm ambidextrous - lol.)
Well, there is the occasional plug inserted here and there... heh heh...
That reminds me of the time my ex-fiancee came at me with an 11" strappy - took it all the way - I can't wait to do that again. Feeling her hips thrusting into me... I really don't think I ever came that hard before in my life.
So, ladies - got a strappy you wanna use on me? Let me know!!
Marl
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A man can sleep around, no questions asked, but if a woman makes nineteen or twenty mistakes she's a tramp.
- Joan Rivers
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It's Official
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張貼於:2007年 12月 5日 12:58 am
最近編輯過:2024年 5月 27日 2:44 am 6648 瀏覽
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Yes, it's official. I officially hate my job. Not "don't like", not "can't stand", but officially fucking hate it. A trained monkey could do this job. But I guess it does pay the bills. Not that I can complain about the money. But it's so fucking boring.
The bossman is looking to expand into areas where I have extensive expertise, so I guess things aren't as bad as they could be. Could be worse. I could be one of the shlumps whom I work with thinking that what we're doing is rocket surgery...
I'm just not cut out to hump cable all the live-long day and be happy about it. I'm a system engineer - integrated systems a specialty. Throw a burg system at me with fire, card access and CCTV to boot and I'm happier than a shit throwing monkey. Humping cable for voice and data to 5,322 locations kinda sucks. But it is kinda cool working at Miller Brewing - you can actually smoke indoors there.
Oh well - life goes on I suppose. I'll get up and do the same damn thing tomorrow... and again... and again...
Marl
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Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.
- John Barrymore
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Life is strange
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張貼於:2007年 12月 4日 7:56 am
最近編輯過:2024年 5月 27日 2:44 am 6665 瀏覽
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Life is strange. Sometimes things come at you which you don't expect.
Example - we bought Guitar Hero III this weekend - simple enough game - play the music - but very cool.
The music is enough to turn it up - mostly music from my day - 80's rock.
Now, put my daughter into the mix. A 10 year old girl. She's into Hannah Montana, techno-pop stuff - not one you'd expect to like 80's rock.
Almost every song she yells out "I love this song!!" - much to my surprise.
And you think you know someone.
I'd better get practicing.
It kinda sucks getting beat at the game by a 10 year old wearing an elf hat...
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When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95 a minute. ~ Author Unknown
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