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ADIOS Passion/GET CONFIRMED BY LAKESIDEXXX
Posted:Jan 22, 2017 3:36 am
Last Updated:Jan 22, 2017 3:54 am
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Hello and Goodbye to all on this wacked out site, been on for a little over six months and I had a lot of fun but the fakes, freaks, flakes and phonies drove me away...This last fake was somewhat clever until he or she came up with a BS story about taking a trip to sell a house and become financially stable then going to China to buy pretty rocks to sell here...This fucking shit cracks me up but I can't take it anymore I don't have that much time left on this earth to be fucking around with all these nuts...My advice would be, deal with confirmed members only but there's not many out there, it's 90% fakes and the rest are elite stuck up Bitches with a ton of dick after them they won't have time for your sorry ass unless your young and dumb steroid cut marine or big black 20 inch monster ready to pound and punish some stupid fucking white bitch out to punish daddy...Freaks are part of this society so let it be, to each his own...I may have found a nice woman in my area, that is a reality and I'll be able to see her face to face...This is another issue I had I made 53 friends and couldn't get one meeting all stuck up PUSSY'S or I'm just ugly or to old for my cup of tea, in other words shooting for the hot shit...I won't lower my standards, I know I look decent and I'm in great shape so I'll be fine, I got women checking me out its only a matter of time before I'm caught...Be careful what you ask for...Enjoy your freedom while you have it...once your caught up in a love affair it's over johnny...I leave you with a few more sick pics with my sayings...Good Luck to all...Goodbye my friends...I'll miss you even the flakes...you know who you are...I'll James, that's my real name, living in Lakeside near San Diego, if you have any questions or if you a real woman who wants a real man find me on ok, cupid...

.....ADIOS









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2016 Top 25 by LakesideXXX
Posted:Jan 13, 2017 6:05 am
Last Updated:Jan 13, 2017 6:07 am
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I finalized my Top 25 releases of 2016...Pretty cool year in Music...a lot of trash out there but with this list you can't go wrong....
1 - Fitz & the Tantrums - "Fitz & the Tantrums"
2 - Green Day - "Revolution Radio"
3 - Bruno Mars - "24K Magic"
4 - Pixies - "Head Carrier"
5 - Rihanna - "ANTI"
6 - Zac Brown Band - "Jekyll + Hyde"
7 - Metalica - "Hard Wired: To Self Destruct"
8 - My Morning Jacket - "It's Still Moves"
9 - Kings of Leon - "Walls"
10-Nick Jonas - "Last Year Was Complicated"
11-John Legend - "Darkness and Light"
12-Sturgil Simpson - "À Sailor's Guide to Earth"
13-Drive By Truckers - "American Band"
14-Luke Bryan - "Kill the Lights"
15-Kenny Chesney - "Cosmic Hallelujah"
16-Sting - "57th & 9th"
17-Mudcrutch - "2"
18-Van Morrison - "Keep Me Singing"
19-Red Hot Chili Peppers - "The Getaway"
20-Car Seat Headrest - "Teens Of Denial"
21-Santana - "IV"
22-Sliegh Bells - "Jessica Rabbit"
23-DNCE - "Cake By The Ocean"
24-The Monkees - "Good Times"
25-Childish Gambino - "Awaken, My Love"
SPECIAL MENTIONS from 2014 -
Jimmy Buffet - "Songs from St. Somewhere" & from 2015
Erykah Badu - "But You Can't Use My Phone"

MUSIC IS MY PASSION I COULDN'T LIVE WITHOUT IT.....
HOPE YOU USE THIS LIST....LOVE LAKESIDEXXX

NOW THE SICK PICS......








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Xmas At the Casino and other rants.....by LakesideXXX
Posted:Dec 28, 2016 7:15 am
Last Updated:Jan 6, 2017 12:20 am
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Spent Xmas on another vacation to the Colorado River, Laughlin NV...no royal flush this time but still had a great time, meet some women, they got away but I'm getting better at all this plus noticed some smiles...I realize most women on this site are fakes or teasers out for your money also this network manager keeps censoring my photos...Who is this asshole and fuck him for censoring me...I have freedom of speech here in the land of the free home of dick heads like this mothefucker eliminating my photos...what is with you? THIS IS A X-RATED BLOG NOT FOR PUSSY'S...IT'S ABOUT PUSSY, WITH PUSSY SHOTS!...There censor that...anyway I'm actually in a great mood just a little frustrated with AdultFakeFinder...I'm meeting woman, got lots of friends that are so overloaded with Dicks they never have the time, so what's the point of wasting my 30 smackers every month, unless I get this outlet of rant and raving for some pussy...I might leave and give up, just live life with whores and fakes moneygrabbers strippers...NO that's not me and God doesn't want it that way or does He? I leave these decisions in God's hands he will see that I pick the right path and woman...Bye for now, here's more shots you'll never see because the central Screwtenizer will censor them....UPCOMING...NEXT BLOG...MY TOP 25 ALBUMS OF 2016...








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Royal Flush & a Rugburn/One Great Vacation by LakesideXXX
Posted:Dec 17, 2016 6:59 pm
Last Updated:May 24, 2024 9:7 am
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Hope everything is going well and you all had Great Thanksgiving hopefully, I had a wonderful trip to Laughlin NV....my stomping grounds...I'll be leaving tomorrow for a Christmas Vacation for another 8 days...I bring my bike and I've found a killer trail by the Colorado River that goes to the dam...We bet sports and I play some cards now and then, bet horses, some slots, great little restaurant called "Pints" I go often...This is just a small note about my last trip, as I was waiting to check into the Tropicana on Thanksgiving I had a bet going that went into overtime and I wanted to watch it so I sat at the bar and threw a 20 in the video poker machine ordered a beer won the football bet and held a queen of clubs, next thing I know...ROYAL FLUSH...BOOM...1000 bones...no tax...This has been my year and it's not over yet...The Cubs win the Series...I get a Royal Flush & a RUGBURN that I can't remember how that happened...? Sure had a great time...here's some shots.....




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We Control The World...by LakesideXXX
Posted:Nov 17, 2016 9:26 pm
Last Updated:Nov 17, 2016 9:37 pm
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Well Hillary couldn't pull it off on Bill or the election, haha, I made a funny..."Me So Stupid " is now the official theme song for the Democratic Party...Why? Because Bernie got screwed!!! They would've won the election with him, for sure...No more political commentary this is a comedy blog and now the comedy...Women control the world is my take on everything, being a heterosexual male, you learn to realize they (the opposite sex) have you by the balls...so get used to it and get on with your lame excuse for a dick head line mothefucker...What do men want? What do men need? What do men crave?...Pussy and more pussy...There would be no life without it, so Time Magazine wrote an article called "We Change The World" with the story leading you to the conclusion that Pussy rules this world, YOU ARE CORRECT SIR...It goes into how woman was created from a rib of man according to the Bible, also other theories concerning female empowerment, woman's liberation, and on to what we have now with the glass ceiling issue etc....It was going to be about Hillary and her being the first female President also it got into all the female leaders that have been elected around the world...Do women make good leaders? Leaders of men? Ever watch one of the live cams they got going on this site, the ones I've observed for educational purposes only have been totally controlled by a woman leading these horn fools to drool over her pounding her pussy till it squirts...These women control men...yes it's with there pussy but whatever it takes, right...Okay on to the Cover rejections that never made it for rather graphic images of various woman and how they control men, and by controlling men they do "Change the World".....by LakesideXXX
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WE LOVE YOU NETWORK MANAGER! By LakesideXXX
Posted:Nov 6, 2016 1:47 am
Last Updated:Nov 7, 2016 5:29 pm
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Who is the network manager? Why won't he or she let me be friends with "squirting housewife" or post my fashion artwork that was taken down from the previous blog...Is this person like the Central Screwtenizer...I can't believe I'm getting censored on this site...we love the network manager, wouldnt want to upset this person, this person is in control just like BIG BROTHER...Some of the shit they show on the right hand side of the Firefox browser is brutal but my sick art is censored...just ain't right, what is this world becoming when every thing is politically correct and China is buying the world...WTF...I'm a positive person and I believe in karma and every action requires a reaction....so network manager this is my reaction...We love you big time but .STOP CENSORING ME YOU FUCKING PUTZ...I'm going to try to post them one more time, these were from the previous blog about the fashion industry getting into porno by LakesideXXX...(and to the network manager, this is a comedy blog with dirty pictures that's all it is, there is no hate here...)








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Graphic Pornographique Fashion...by LakesideXXX
Posted:Oct 28, 2016 2:23 am
Last Updated:May 24, 2024 9:7 am
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The fashion industry tries to push the the limits at times and now it's diving into porno...some of the images are very graphic, so get ready to be highly offended ladies and remember this is a comedy blog...What's more fashionable than a good Fuck...nothing but some good head or a good pussy tounge bath....or a butt-fuck if that's your thing or all 3 and more...I'm a open minded heterosexual who love's oral sex and the whole pussy squirting population...that means women, healthy vibrant sexually insatiable women who love sex and love to be eaten out...Sounds like I'm looking for a nympho and maybe I'm a nympho...Can't get pussy off my mind, it's not that hard to find, right...wrong, what I seek is a rarity a non-materialistic independent woman in southern California, might have to head north, get away from the land of LA,LA... Here's the artwork by LakesideXXX...
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Thank You HOT PUSSY & Enticing Poison/Squirt Champion...
Posted:Oct 26, 2016 8:59 pm
Last Updated:Nov 9, 2016 12:55 am
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HOT PUSSY is a woman who lives near me and she remains anonymous like so many women on this site, basically they give it away for free or it's a turn on for them, showing it off, and all men, (who I don't speak for) appreciate it....she's a VIP and goes by "HOTPUSSY 2 Tease U"...Check her out she's amazing and many thanks to HOTPUSSY, she has instructional videos of her HOTPUSSY & ASS plus how she gives a BLOW JOB, Titty Twisting, etc., she takes requests...Numerous other members show there sexual techniques in particular they love to get fucked and fucked in the ass...so go to town ladies, keep it greasy so it'll go down easy....now the next subject...SQUIRTERS...WE'RE ALL SQUIRTERS....MAN WOMAN...we both do it, men shoot a wad, women squirt...Women have men beat of course, because the pussy is so amazing, they can squirt with such intensity, once you find a woman into orgasams, you've found a keeper like HOTPUSSY who shows you her pussy squirt, a lovey sight...I have to thank "Enticing Poison" also for such wonderful squirt videos, she's a real squirt champion, such a beautiful woman, it makes you wonder about women when you see them in there day to day life witch one's are into sexual gratification(fucking and sucking)...I'll say the majority are into it...Now for some of my sick pussy art, fun with the tablet by LakesideXXX...P.S. Hillary wins the election....the fix has been in a long time before Trump...update...The American people have spoken and I got this one wrong, this year has really amazed me, the Cubs win the series, Wall Street loses the election, time to rebuild this cuntry...Keep Fucking America...








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The Perils of Plastic, update...plus misc. by LakesideXXX
Posted:Oct 18, 2016 2:54 am
Last Updated:Oct 27, 2016 5:19 am
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I put together a update to the Time Magazine article that never happened, here's more of the piece, "Becky Goodhead. of Regina, VA was asked what she thought about the rise in the use of plastic dildos "As long as it's clean and lubed up I guess it's all right, I like to use my BIG10INCHER or a cucumber works fine". Another woman was asked the same question, Claire Feellfree said "Fingers work just fine for me thank you but I prefer a wet tounge thrashing"....women can be very creative when they need to get off, I've seen some use stick shiifts or bed posts a doornob or a safty cone, shock absorbers with dildos placed strategically, the need to squirt overpowers them, your a lucky man to find a sexual woman, hold on to that good lover...FUCK more often and FUCK YOUR LIGHTS OUT...MAKE HER SQUIRT...EAT THAT PUSSY...To MEN-Women need real dick, let go of your pickle and get to work...Here's some dirty photos and more dirty thoughts by LakesideXXX...








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HAY SQUIRT! PUSSY:À Love Story by LakesideXXX
Posted:Oct 5, 2016 1:46 am
Last Updated:Oct 18, 2016 2:58 am
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Hi people, hope all is well with you, I'm great, still single, healthy, happy, horny, back from a trip to Big Bear, had a great time, did some bike riding, saw the lake, bar hopped a little, BBQ, friends, good times...Now on to the subject...PUSSY...Ever since I was a young boy I've had this love or obsession(you could call it that) with PUSSY, the female form in particular, recently I'm finding myself amazed or fascinated by squirters...I love watching this and I can't wait to eat one out, some might think that's sick...Well your on the wrong Web site...Back to me as a young boy, walking to school in Junior High School I went through a canyon I found a fort on the side of this canyon trail, a curious boy like me, I went inside and found a Playboy magazine, yup, that was it,this is what I like, this big tited blond was my introduction to a lifetime of PUSSY obsession....I'm not a neanderthal either, I'm well educated and well adjusted or unwell in some minds...Fuck those minds this is my blog and I'm doing it my way, even if it comes off as sexist...Some might say I'm focusing on a body part your being unrealistic, but a pussy without a body is worthless, unless your into the fake plastic Vaginas...not for me I'm only after the whole package, the real thing, I hate all fake shit, and Match.con, judgemental people, poverty, long lines....wait different subject, back to PUSSY...It's so amazing how much it can take, and some women have too push it to the limit, you know the ones I'm talking about, they only want BBC...This could get me in some big dick trouble ranting about this but I won't because I've said this all my life, To Each His Own, you get what you want, you get what you deserve, it's your life, it's your prerogative, as Bobby Brown said...If you want some BWC, I can help you out, everyone has there prefence, I know what I like, still I'm very open minded about everything, who knows what the future holds, I think positive, have you had you positivity today...Have you had PUSSY today or tonite, if you have, your one of the lucky one's...Keep UP the good work, I'll continue my search, out to inform and entertain you with these blogs, now the photos, this took me some work on my tablet...I enjoy this work, putting PUSSY shots together, gathering my dirty thoughts into a concise statement...Fun Shit by LakesideXXX...Bye 4 Now...








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The Perils of Plastic...by LakesideXXX
Posted:Sep 27, 2016 7:33 am
Last Updated:May 24, 2024 9:7 am
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This Time Magazine article that was cut for it's x-rated content, it had this to say about the perils of a plastic dildo...Plastic dildos are taking the place of men, women use these molded Dicks to replace the real thing. Men are complaining "Bitches are jamming that shit all nite long replacing my Wang with a piece of plastic" said Rod Johnson of St. Louis MO. "Women need a real dick to fuck um a real mouth to suck um" said J.Brown of Los Angeles. Here are some rejected cover shots that Time considered...









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Scammers Revealed....by LakesideXXX
Posted:Sep 7, 2016 1:21 am
Last Updated:Sep 7, 2016 1:36 am
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I've decided to show pictures used to scam me in various ways mainly the orgy scam but some are your average fake photo profile scam, after your identify or credit card number, when you go to these sites check where they originate, if it's in South Africa or Bahamas you might want to stay away....These photos being used are all allegedly criminal they could be used unknown to the actual person shown....Always looking out for my fellow dick pic donks..lol...LakesideXXX ...(the Asian babe is after you to go to various pay to chat lines like GaGa_GaGaHi or cradate etc.)(Only out to inform,not to harm anyboby)...









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I HATE MATCH.COM...(LakesideXXX1 Udates)
Posted:Sep 3, 2016 1:40 am
Last Updated:Sep 30, 2016 3:05 am
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Hello people, had a great vacation, love the Colorado River and a casino resort is just perfect for my kind of action...I was born in Chicago(age 1 and 2) so I'm a Cubs/Bears fan as well as Padres/Chargers lived in San Diego most of my life. The red hot best team in baseball Cubs were playing the Padres, cleaned up every game the Cubs sweep up and me and my friend cashed in everyday we were there. The sports betting covers your tip money and slot play so it's a blast and my goal was made, I played Hold-um one morning for a couple of hours and won, put up 40 made 70 clear got dealt the two black aces, 100 smackers for that and pulled in 4 or 5 pots, some amateurs might say "you just got lucky" yaa, that's part of the game dumb ass...Okay I could go on about the sweet thing in the San Diego shirt who sat next to me but I'll keep you guessing on that one, she was hot and lucky for me...wink...On to the subject of match.com...it's boring, boring boring...it sucks it's a waste of money all the women are cookie cutter stepford wife's divorced or separated some never married with the same lame profile and interests looking for a successful professional who's got his degree and loves to travel overseas goes to wine tastings art showings loves to hike...Oh please, once you get to know someone all this preliminary crap is so meaningless, maybe you'll see a red flag in some of the upper crust profiles but it's all so simular it's ridiculous...I was stupid buying it for 3 months, if I have any luck I let you know...One thing I've run into are women who are hung up on age (I'm 48 and holding) maybe I was going too young with a couple of 30ish women...I'm reworked my profile to ward off these "Beasts of Burden"...My profiles are demanding I'm going to spend the rest of my life (hopefully) with this woman so I want quality...I'm not a dick pic donk looking for quantity...So I ask for what I want if I don't find it on this stupid computer dating shit, I'll find it out there in the real world where real people exsist and don't want your money (everybody wants your money, if your dumb enough to give it), that's not me I'm looking for REAL LOVE, REAL FRIENDSHIP, AND A REAL CONNECTION...I'm going to find her I'm confident and if If I go to my grave without her, so be it, I'm living a great life, I'm healthy, I'm wise and at least I'm trying......NEVER GIVE UP....LIVE LIFE TO IT'S FULLEST....LOVE IS THE ANSWER.... and my new expression is a song of course, "You Can't Keep A Good Man Down"....LakesideXXX is a good man, he ain't staying down no matter how hard you try to take him!!!Bye for now...."Jesus Is Love"....by Lionel Ritchie...Listen...




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