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L.L.L.'s erotic Garden
 
Welcome to my BLOG
thanks for taking some of your precious time to check out my blog....


My blog is my virtual Garden where I go to find refugee from this world and it's problems.
Where I go to have my senses awakened and sometimes even aroused, just like in my real garden.
If you enjoy your senses being aroused than this might be the blog for you.
Some say I am a tease, I am not. I am just a person who enjoys writing erotica
and enjoys arousing the senses of others, a mental exhibitionist so to speak (sometimes a physical one)
I love and appreciate the wide varieties of flowers
I have in my real garden and enjoy that here as well.

another reason why I BLOG is...

Shared joy is double joy and shared sorrow is half-sorrow.



I share lily pics because they bring me so much joy.
I share my jokes for they give me so much joy too.
I share my naughty thoughts for they bring me joy.
Sharing my personal pics well that does something to.
Sharing life's sorrows helps lighten their load.
So there you have it.
Not to mention sex is my favorite subject to talk
the ornaments of my blog, are the commenters on my blog !
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make it hurt so good
Posted:May 15, 2015 5:36 am
Last Updated:May 16, 2015 5:07 am
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There are so many different ways to use small doses of pain to pleasure a lover.

Of course, there's the wax and ice I mentioned yesterday.
Along with spankings where paddles crops are used.
Then there's tieing them up as well.

This list could go on and on but I want to talk about what I think is a longtime forgotten weapon we have in our arsenal.
One that even the most cautious lover may enjoy.

Hickeys..

I can remember back when I was a if I had one I showed it off like a crown of glory or something and if my boyfriend had some well I made sure everyone saw them as well.

Guess I have always been an exhibitionist to some degree my whole life but anyways..

Well while out and about we sure did display them with such pride, didn't we.
If at home though we had to take every precaution to hide them.

Man the first time they saw a hickey on me they went ballistic so from then on I got them where they could not see

anyways

I knew a girl back then who's boyfriend would create art on her by using them hickeys, hearts were his favorite thing to create and they were on her thighs, back and occasionally her cute butt.

I think after she showed me them that first time was actually the time I started to think about how pain could be pleasure.
So I set out to find someone who could work hickey magic like her guy.
That first hickey I got was so erotic to me, but it confused me to.
I sat there my shoulder hurting like hell from him sucking the hell out of me , while my entire body was in its grip and my pussy began to become wetter than an guy had ever made it before.

I still occasionally enjoy receiving and giving but These days if I get or give any its out of passion in that moment not a planned thing..and never where anyone but my love can see.
I think I might just have to try this soon and see if my body reacts like it use to.

Do you enjoy hickeys ?
When was the first time you ever got one ?
gave one ?
Where do you like to give/get hickeys ?
Did /do you hide them ?
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doses of laughter
Posted:May 15, 2015 5:22 am
Last Updated:May 15, 2015 5:52 am
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My wife and I
were sitting at a table at my high
school reunion,
I kept staring at a drunken lady
swigging her drink
as she sat alone at a nearby table.

My wife asked, 'Do you know her?'
'Yes,' I sighed, 'She's my old
girlfriend.
I understand she took to drinking right
after we split up those many years ago,
and I hear she hasn't been sober since.'

'My God!' says my wife,
'Who would think a
person could go on
celebrating that long?'

and then the fight started......

The first said, "My husband is like a Rolls-Royce; smooth and sophisticated."

The second said, "Mine is like a porsche; fast and powerful."

The third said, "Mine is like an old Chevy. It needs a hand start and I have to jump on while it's still going."


A woman who had outlived eight husbands finally passed away.

Old friends and enemies alike gathered at her grave side and consoled or bitched with each other, as is so often the way.

"Oh well, at least they'll be together again..." sighed of the departed's lady friends.

"Yes," replied a childhood friend with a sob, "But with which husband?"

"No silly," said the snide friend, "I meant her legs."
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love is the greatest
Posted:May 15, 2015 5:08 am
Last Updated:May 22, 2015 11:11 am
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I know many will not read this based solely on the fact it is scripture but these are some of the truths I hold as convictions...the way I live and believe

Love Is the Greatest

1If I could speak all the languages of earth and of angels, but didn’t love others, I would only be a noisy gong or a clanging cymbal. 2If I had the gift of prophecy, and if I understood all of God’s secret plans and possessed all knowledge, and if I had such faith that I could move mountains, but didn’t love others, I would be nothing. 3If I gave everything I have to the poor and even sacrificed my body, I could boast about it;a but if I didn’t love others, I would have gained nothing.

this is definition of love for me....

4Love is patient and kind. Love is not jealous or boastful or proud
5or rude. It does not demand its own way. It is not irritable, and it keeps no record of being wronged.
6It does not rejoice about injustice but rejoices whenever the truth wins out.
7Love never gives up, never loses faith, is always hopeful, and endures through every circumstance.

maybe now you can understand my decisions somewhat better...



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nothing but a heart tease
Posted:May 14, 2015 9:41 am
Last Updated:May 22, 2015 11:24 am
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nothing but a heart tease


You said you listened
you said you've learned
asked me to forgive
yet once again.

I shoudda know better
you even said please
cause all it ended up being
was nothin' but a heart tease

this is something I wrote a few years ago. hope you enjoy it.....
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Love
Posted:May 14, 2015 9:07 am
Last Updated:May 22, 2015 11:26 am
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Love is the master key that opens the gates of happiness.
~ Oliver Wendell Holmes

isn't funny how often we forget this principal, maybe its because it's just not that easy after all.

Sometimes, I stop and realize that I am just happy on certain levels of my life.
I wonder why sometimes.
maybe it's because someone has lost the key to my heart or I've lost theirs...
who knows..

what do most do when this happens, we try and copies them those lost keys, but have you ever noticed they just doesn't quite fit the lock just right ? you have to be patient and diligent..
you gotta play around with it to get to work right and over time the key wears down and shortly it starts working just fine.. that is if you don't give up and buy yourself a whole new lock. just some thoughts I am having today.
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for my love
Posted:May 14, 2015 8:14 am
Last Updated:May 22, 2015 11:28 am
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BLEEDING LOVE Leona Lewis
after all is said and done I still love my husband... I always knew I could only give my heart once.. I wish I still didn't love him it would make my life so much easier but...
I keep bleeding love....

Closed off from love, I didn't need the pain
Once or twice was enough and it was all in vain
Time starts to pass, before you know it you're frozen

But something happened for the very first time with you
My heart melted to the ground, found something true
And everyone's looking 'round, thinking I'm going crazy

But I don't care what they say, I'm in love with you
They try to pull me away but they don't know the truth
My heart's crippled by the vein that I keep on closing

You cut me open and I
Keep bleeding, keep, keep bleeding love
I keep bleeding, I keep, keep bleeding love
Keep bleeding, keep, keep bleeding love
You cut me open

Trying hard not to hear but they talk so loud
Their piercing sounds fill my ears, try to fill me with doubt
Yet I know that the goal is to keep me from falling

But nothing's greater than the rush that comes with your embrace
And in this world of loneliness I see your face
Yet everyone around me thinks that I'm going crazy
Maybe, maybe

But I don't care what they say, I'm in love with you
They try to pull me away but they don't know the truth
My heart's crippled by the vein that I keep on closing

You cut me open and I
Keep bleeding, keep, keep bleeding love
I keep bleeding, I keep, keep bleeding love
Keep bleeding, keep, keep bleeding love
You cut me open

And it's draining all of me
Oh, they find it hard to believe
I'll be wearing these scars for everyone to see

I don't care what they say, I'm in love with you
They try to pull me away but they don't know the truth
My heart's crippled by the vein that I keep on closing

You cut me open and I
Keep bleeding, keep, keep bleeding love
I keep bleeding, I keep, keep bleeding love
Keep bleeding, keep, keep bleeding love

You cut me open and I
Keep bleeding, keep, keep bleeding love
I keep bleeding, I keep, keep bleeding love
Keep bleeding, keep, keep bleeding love

You cut me open and I
Keep bleeding, keep, keep bleeding love


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crippling guilt
Posted:May 14, 2015 7:46 am
Last Updated:May 31, 2015 9:05 am
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the smoking must come to a stop immediately ive been told or else...I am facing major problems with it, I am unable to use one of my copd medications any longer it effects my diabetes way to much....so its now or never...

the guilt I feel after ever failed attempt overwhelms me how can I keep doing this to my make them watch me slowly die from smoking.... I have to get over this and some other bad feelings I have in order to beat it, this is where my struggle happens. I say I love them but I still light up every day... im such a hypocrite and addict...how can I forgive myself for doing this to all those who love me...the regrets and guilt what can I say is killing me. I still feel guilty for my baby brothers suicide too...
I hate all this self loathing but I must get my emotions in check or ill never win this battle....I need all the prayers and positive thoughts I can get guys....

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im not mad.....
Posted:May 14, 2015 7:04 am
Last Updated:May 22, 2015 11:34 am
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magic sandals =D
Posted:May 14, 2015 6:56 am
Last Updated:May 15, 2015 9:54 am
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This married couple was on holiday in India. They were touring around the marketplace looking at the goods and such, when they passed this small sandal shop. From inside they heard a salesman say, "You foreigners! Come in. Come into my humble shop."

So the married couple walked in. The Indian man said to them "I have some special sandals I think you would be interested in. They make you wild at sex like great desert camel."

Well, the wife was really interested in buying the sandals after what the man claimed, but her husband felt he really didn't need them. The husband asked the man, "How could sandals make you into a sex freak?" The salesman replied, "Just try them on."

Well, the husband, after some badgering from his wife, finally gave in, and tried them on. As soon as he slipped them onto his feet, he got this wild look in his eyes, something his wife hadn't seen in many years!! In the blink of an eye, the husband grabbed the salesman, bent him violently over a table, yanked down his pants, ripped down his own pants, and grabbed a firm hold of the man's thighs.

The salesman then began screaming, "STOP!!! YOU HAVE THEM ON THE WRONG FOOT!!"
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the butt joke
Posted:May 14, 2015 6:48 am
Last Updated:May 14, 2015 8:35 am
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A sign in a drugstore window:

"For the man who has everything - Penicillin"


The Butt Of The Joke - Doctor Jokes
A cardiologist died and was given an elaborate funeral. A huge heart covered in flowers stood behind the casket during the service.

Following the eulogy, the heart opened, and the casket was rolled inside.

The heart then closed, sealing the doctor in the beautiful heart forever.

At that point, one of the mourners burst into laughter. When all eyes stared at him, he said, "I'm sorry, I was just thinking of my own funeral... I'm a gynecologist."

And at that point, the proctologist fainted.



Q. How can you tell if you are staying in a red neck hotel?

A. If you call to the front desk and say you have gotta leak in your sink and they say go ahead.
One day a rich famous man went to buy a sport car from a dealership. The price of the car was $80000 and the man had only $79998 to pay.

The sales associate insisted that the price is firm and it has to be $80000.

The man came out of the store and looked around and saw a poor man begging for help. He went toward him and introduced himself and asked if he is kind enough to lend him $2.

The poor man asked the reason. He replied that he is willing to buy a car. The poor man though for a moment and gave the man $4 and said: Please buy one for me too.

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Scents of Sensuality
Posted:May 13, 2015 9:44 am
Last Updated:May 14, 2015 6:48 am
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In ancient Rome, the sweat from training gladiators was carefully scraped from their bodies and used in distilling expensive fragrance oil and perfumes. Sold as an aphrodisiac, it was thought to be effective for attracting the opposite sex.
How did they know? Recent studies have found that women are more attracted to sweaty men than to men who have not been perspiring. We now also know that men produce a pheromone proven to attract women called Androstenone - which is unfortunately secreted in small quantities only when sweating. So when men shower and clean up for a date they are washing off their own powerful sexual attractant!

I am not sure I agree with that study.
Now observing a man while he's doing manual labor especially, if its a special project for me DOES get my attention .
I even enjoy a little foreplay when he's all nice and sweaty.
Sometimes I even enjoy licking HIM so I can taste the saltiness of him, BUT man he's gotta get shower before I go to town or forget it.....

Now when it comes to the manufactured scents I still enjoy the old ones, like Old Spice, Brut. Unfortunately, I have found only one new one I enjoy inhaling Obsessions.

So tell me Ladies do you agree with this study??

I am desiring to buy my man a new cologne but my allergies go haywire when I go testing them out.

So LADIES please could you make a suggestion ??
What cologne, scent works you ??
What scent does your lover wear??
Where on his body do you enjoy inhaling it??
What perfume do you wear??

Most of us already know that the smell of lavender and pumpkin pie is suppose to do it for the men. I tried it once it it did work but not the next time. I have grown tired of my current fragrance.

So MEN could you please tell me what cologne you wear??
What works for you with the ladies??
What fragrance does your lover use??
What scent do you enjoy inhaling ??
Where on her body do you enjoy inhaling it ??
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SHOWERTIME HNW PICS =D
Posted:May 13, 2015 8:40 am
Last Updated:May 22, 2015 11:35 am
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calling mighty ferocious warrior angels..
Posted:May 13, 2015 8:07 am
Last Updated:May 22, 2015 11:36 am
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my posts may seem contradicting to some.
They just represent the war that is waging in my heart soul and mind....

wish me luck, my life depends on me winning this battle
Hench the poker quotes....

don't worry I am not allowing myself to be mistreated or abused, just opening myself up again...I have to in order to play the hand that ive been dealt.....

ive started calling all angels..
Now I'm not talking about the sweet kind angels here , no I'm calling all the mighty ferocious warrior angels..
We all are engaged in a battle of some sorts, some battle addictions loneliness, heartbreak... Some battle like me to see dreams realized, health matters overcome.. Some are mourning lost dreams..Or just trying to understand why things are the way they are..
Today I encourage all of us, including myself to face our battles with strength, courage and hope and know you have mighty angels warring with you.
Not only in the heavens but here on earth.


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