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So, You Got Jokes, eh?
So, You Got Jokes, eh? A giraffe walks into a bar and says, "High balls are on me!" Hahahahahahaha! Your turn! |
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A giraffe walks into a bar with a steering wheel stuffed into its pants. The bartender says, " Man! That's gotta be irritating." The giraffe says, "Yeah! It's driving me nuts." Most people are other people... FUCKING CHARACTER LIMIT!!! ~Oscar Wilde
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A man and a woman happened to be drinking champagne at a bar. The man looked at the woman and said, "I'm celebrating...are you?" "Yes," said the woman, "my husband and I have been trying to have a baby for years and the doctor just told me that I am finally pregnant! Why are you celebrating?" "Well," replied the man, "I'm a chicken farmer and after years of infertile hens, they are finally hatching chicks. I will finally make a profit!" "That's great. How did it happen?" asked the woman. "I switched cocks," replied the man. "What a coincidence...." “Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.” ― Oscar Wilde
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