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The Fight is On!
The Fight is On! In this corner.... We have Downstairs Nightmare!! Dressed in fuzzy, lavender, unicorn pajamas, Downstairs Nightmare is ready to RUMBLE with her portable backpack oxygen tanks and Marlboro Reds safely tucked away under the right shoulder strap of her tank top. In the other corner.... We have Handicap Parking Spot Lady! Dressed in a black hoodie and several layers of hair, Handicap Parking Spot Lady is prepared to do battle! Tensions are THICK as Handicap Parking Spot Lady's steely glare rests upon Downstairs Nightmare! Who will be our victor?? Who will end up writhing in defeat?? I had heard some commotion last night coming from the patio area of the Downstairs Nightmare's apartment. Not thinking anything of it, I'm pretty accustomed to her abrasive voice and obnoxious behavior, so I kind of just blew it off. Then I headed to work today and noticed her red, patchwork truck parked in the handicap parking spot. This is new.... No handicap plate. No handicap placard hanging from the rear view mirror. I've never actually seen the truck parked in the handicap parking spot before.... I have, however, seen the car with the handicap plate park in the handicap parking spot ever since the owner of the car moved into the building. Oooh... This can't be good. So, it turns out, my Downstairs Nightmare has decided she is entitled to the parking spot because of her breathing issues and has taken it over. Handicap Parking Spot Lady?? She's PISSED at this recent turn of events. It is all out war! Already tonight I've seen two arguments and a fight. Happy Tuesday |
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Yes, you have to have some sort of placard or tag to legally park in a handicap spot. You should call the management office and tell them what's going on. If they won't do anything about the situation, call the police and see what your options are for not only the noise, but the illegal parking.
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If it is marked handicap it is illegal to park there without proper tags. All handicap lady has to do is call the police.
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The law requires you to have the appropriate plate / placard /etc. to park in a handicapped spot, regardless of where the spot is located. Malls, etc. are private property yet the laws are enforced just the same. Reminds me of my borderline, bilateral amputee, ex-wife. I once jokingly told her I was only with her for the good parking.
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yep cops love bagging handicapped spot abusers . you must have a handicapped permit , plate hang tag etc . or you get towed and fined or at least fined and told to move it now
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Once she lights up with the oxygen tank, problem will be solved. Keep your fire extinguisher handy.
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In MI, it's a $110 parking ticket and it goes up $10 every 2 weeks that it's unpaid.
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Ha ha ha ha.... That made me laugh! LOL
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i'm just curious to know if the "dog fight" between these two also counts for one of the arguments or if there was an actual dog, bow, wow, fight? summer can be so brutal.
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Wait, is it implied that someone who is using an oxygen tank ALSO smokes? Does she not see the link between her smoking and her breathing issues? The heck? And how has she not managed to light herself on fire toting around oxygen tanks?
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I know it varies in some cities , but where I am ; Parking in a Handicap Space without proper tag is a $150 minimum fine !!!! The other one I see quite often that Gripes me are the people that park outside of stores in the " FIRE LANE " That I believe is also a $150 fine !!!
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That shit is better than anything on TV, I miss living in apartments
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Whoever wins the fight it will most likely be by a lockdown
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Whoever wins the fight it will most likely be by a lockdown
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8/27/2020 4:56 am |
That shit is better than anything on TV, I miss living in apartments
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I know it varies in some cities , but where I am ; Parking in a Handicap Space without proper tag is a $150 minimum fine !!!! The other one I see quite often that Gripes me are the people that park outside of stores in the " FIRE LANE " That I believe is also a $150 fine !!!
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8/27/2020 12:56 am |
Wait, is it implied that someone who is using an oxygen tank ALSO smokes? Does she not see the link between her smoking and her breathing issues? The heck? And how has she not managed to light herself on fire toting around oxygen tanks?
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i'm just curious to know if the "dog fight" between these two also counts for one of the arguments or if there was an actual dog, bow, wow, fight? summer can be so brutal.
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In MI, it's a $110 parking ticket and it goes up $10 every 2 weeks that it's unpaid. Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation bangs on the door forever!
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Once she lights up with the oxygen tank, problem will be solved. Keep your fire extinguisher handy.
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yep cops love bagging handicapped spot abusers . you must have a handicapped permit , plate hang tag etc . or you get towed and fined or at least fined and told to move it now
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The law requires you to have the appropriate plate / placard /etc. to park in a handicapped spot, regardless of where the spot is located. Malls, etc. are private property yet the laws are enforced just the same. Reminds me of my borderline, bilateral amputee, ex-wife. I once jokingly told her I was only with her for the good parking.
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If it is marked handicap it is illegal to park there without proper tags. All handicap lady has to do is call the police.
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Yes, you have to have some sort of placard or tag to legally park in a handicap spot. You should call the management office and tell them what's going on. If they won't do anything about the situation, call the police and see what your options are for not only the noise, but the illegal parking.
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8/26/2020 6:26 pm |
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