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redrockrascal 65M
23580 posts
4/6/2017 2:19 pm

Y'all know I'm really an immature five year old. When did you turn 5?

When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.


positively4you 74F  
4605 posts
4/6/2017 2:22 pm

"I'm ok but this latest herpes outbreak is a real doozy. Call me."


Tmptrzz 61F  
107039 posts
4/6/2017 2:44 pm

Now that is too funny hun so true..

Seduce the mind and see what a wonderful adventure the body will take you on..


positively4you 74F  
4605 posts
4/6/2017 3:05 pm

I was impressed with "mergatroid". Stooges? Love it.


Maize32 55M
1391 posts
4/6/2017 6:23 pm

I'm glad to see that I'm not the only one that says "Heavens to Mergatroid" - it's one of my favorite sayings.

I knew there was something that Iiked about you!!!


wickedeasy 74F
32404 posts
4/7/2017 9:44 am

I say i'm a police officer

it's odd how that sends them running

You cannot conceive the many without the one.


tickles4us 62M
7262 posts
4/7/2017 6:49 pm

Been a long time since I thought of old snagglepuss.

Maybe you should make some notes to have on hand so you are always ready.

Vive La Difference


CleavageFan4U 67M
69374 posts
4/8/2017 7:28 am

You're too funny! I surely thought after "celibate" there would be a long pause while he looked up what it meant.

I don't really chat much, and when I do the challenge is not in getting ladies to go away, it is in getting them to respond at all. Advice on that ole wise one?

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redhotfun4you2 61F  
1596 posts
4/8/2017 9:37 am

I am going through a writing dry spell as well. I have been super busy, and am slowly getting settled in my new place. My new shift at work is not helping either.

I rarely chat on IM, I enjoy more group chats... as in our local chat room, however, with the loss of flash chat, that is even getting to be a PITA!!

When I am on IM I tend to end the conversation quickly if they are not respectful. I have a very low BS tolerance level. I might have to try a couple of your lines, although I am not certain the baby's father one would work for me at my age. I suppose it could be possible though, technically... lol


redhotfun4you2 61F  
1596 posts
4/8/2017 10:09 am

    Quoting gattomonstrosis:
    There are plenty of times i have been chatting when, two or three responses in they will say "So, tell me about yourself...?" and i'll say "Well, i have a twelve year old son [click] The Other Person Has Left The Chat
I find that people who do not have children are less likely to understand what it is like to be a responsible parent... lol. Even though my children are young adults and I have a grandchild, I would never end a conversation just because they have a child. Then again, I was a single parent for many years and understand the struggle.


hotdreamer1000 64M
12409 posts
4/10/2017 4:03 am

I know what you mean about finding it harder and harder to think of anything to write about. Hell, I can't even think of a comment, and I even enjoyed the post!


cs1df2 41M
1463 posts
4/10/2017 3:37 pm

Immature? ...doesn't he realize that you're ooooolllllllldddddd, I mean a whole whopping five. ........

Then again perhaps, he just hasn't learned that after reaching a certain point of maturity a person starts to regress and eventually returns to just being a twinkle in an eye .....


redhotfun4you2 61F  
1596 posts
4/13/2017 8:22 pm

    Quoting  :

I like it. I am getting settled, slow but sure. I am working a new shift which does not help with having a lot of time to get things up on walls and such. I don't like doing anything noisy when my neighbors could be sleeping so I will get there eventually.


angeldemoted 44F  
55 posts
4/23/2017 5:30 pm

lol i like it. Sadly for me at the moment the truth is usually plenty to send them running. Unemployed single mother. They'll regret it when I actually have a babysitting budget again. I have a good memory.

And totally another "Heavens to Mergatroid" fan. so rare you find other people who say it.


valdezvicvic 66M
996 posts
4/23/2017 9:51 pm

You're one of those smart ones ... so I would think your "dump lines" were humor as a test of my appreciation of you and my interest level. I had a room mate (only a room mate) for 3 years - her sister asked me if she could - and as a favor I said yes - I am really a very nice person - so letting someone move in that I had not even spoken with is not scary to me, and I have done that.
So, planning to be in Prescott? I will need a better place, and some more stuff, I am a fire refuge from the NorCal Rocky incident and most of my stuff was consumed, that's is why it is so funny to me when I hear people bitch about nothing ...
Really this is not crazy talk - Having looked into your eyes I would say yes you can move in - So now I am the crazy one - for trusting a fellow human being?


valdezvicvic 66M
996 posts
4/24/2017 9:58 pm

Just tell them you'r off your medication ...


TXArmyWife 51F
1964 posts
5/10/2017 12:25 pm

That saying reminds me of Flo on the TV show Alice!! I'm showing my age on that one!!!

I need a really great kiss!!


marriedcretin 54M
1324 posts
7/2/2017 7:46 pm

are you snagglepuss? I though I was the only one who knew about him...I love what wiki says about him...
a pink anthropomorphic mountain lion sporting an upturned collar, shirt cuffs and a string tie with a great desire to be a stage actor.

I hope my wiki entry is as good.


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