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Blogs > MstrUnvrsGdRkCk2 > The Crucible

The Entertainer
 

MstrUnvrsGdRkCk2 48M
590 posts
3/21/2015 5:40 pm
The Entertainer

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I am the entertainer
And I know just where I stand
Another serenader
And another long-haired band
Today I am your champion
I may have won your hearts
But I know the game, you'll forget my name
And I won't be here in another year
If I don't stay on the charts

I am the entertainer
And I've had to pay my price
The things I did not know at first
I learned by doin' twice
Ah, but still they come to haunt me
Still they want their say
So I've learned to dance with a hand in my pants
I let 'em rub my neck and I write 'em a check
And they go their merry way

I am the entertainer
Been all around the world
I've played all kinds of palaces
And laid all kinds of girls
I can't remember faces
I don't remember names
Ah, but what the hell
You know it's just as well
'Cause after a while and a thousand miles
It all becomes the same

I am the entertainer
I bring to you my songs
I'd like to spend a day or two
I can't stay that long
No, I've got to meet expenses
I got to stay in line
Gotta get those fees to the agencies
And I'd love to stay but there's bills to pay
So I just don't have the time

I am the entertainer
I come to do my show
You've heard my latest record
It's been on the radio
Ah, it took me years to write it
They were the best years of my life
It was a beautiful song
But it ran too long
If you're gonna have a hit
You gotta make it fit
So they cut it down to 3:05

I am the entertainer
The idol of my age
I make all kinds of money
When I go on the stage
Ah, you've seen me in the papers
I've been in the magazines
But if I go cold I won't get sold
I'll get put in the back in the discount rack
Like another can of beans

I am the entertainer
And I know just where I stand
Another serenader
And another long-haired band
Today I am your champion
I may have won your hearts
But I know the game, you'll forget my name
I won't be here in another year
If I don't stay on the charts



I was going to make another post, but then I remembered, I have this one here that I never wrote anything on. So I guess I can use this one to write out my latest musings and thoughts! My muse or Anya Erica has been in my thoughts again lately. Not that she's ever really out of them. Now first of all, let me clarify a few things about the relationship I have with her. We don't have one! Well, at least not in the traditional sense. What it seems to be, now that I've had some time to reflect on it over the years is, one of inspiration! She inspires me, to bigger and better things, and I do the same for her. But to what extent I inspire her or what she has done because of her association with me, I have no idea. But, I have noticed a few things, even though my knowledge of her and her activities is extremely limited. It's a shame, because what little interaction I did actually have with her, had a tremendous impact on me and the direction I have gone to. I figured, if she and I would have continued to interact with one another, who knows what the possibilities might have been? But anyway, one of the main ways she influenced me, I've said many times already, is to get me to begin playing the guitar again. And since I've been doing it with the videos, I am immensely happy with the situation! I've said this many times already, and it's true! But I'll just do a recap for those who are reading this for the first time. I used to play my guitar for years and years in bands and on stage and for myself privately. I did everything you can do with it, from performing, jamming, recording, studying and anything else associated with it. I had done so much, that I retired from it and largely put it away. I sold most of my equipment and all but stopped playing. I used to take it out of the closet once or twice a year, play a few songs, but only to realize my heart was no longer in it! So, I put it back in the case and went on to other things. Then, as I said, I met Erica here through the blogs. We started talking on the phone on and off for about a year. Then, during one of my annual rituals of taking out my guitars I noticed the strings needed to be replaced because they hadn't been changed in so long they were starting to get gamey! So I went down to the music store and bought four pack of nine gauge strings. I changed all of them and left my danelectro lying out when Erica called me one night! We were talking about the usual stuff like sex and how dangerous Tim is and then I looked down and I noticed my guitar laying there. I said, " Hey, I have one of my guitars laying here, would you like to hear me play something "? Up until then, it never entered my mind to play the guitar for her. Now in retrospect, I think it was probably one of the first things I should have done. But, I wasn't into playing any longer so it wasn't in my mind or thinking at the time. I later realized, she loves hearing someone play the guitar to her, especially live. So this was actually perfect. But, believe me, it was a total fluke and accident. If she had called me the next day instead, or even an hour later I would have returned my guitar to the closet and never gave it a second thought. Well, like I said, I hadn't been playing in a long time, I was very rusty, and my fingers were not conditioned to playing any longer. But, I have this piece I do, from the beatles, called "Blackbird " that I use as a finger exercise and a warm up. I knew I could probably play that without any problem because I've played it like fifty thousand times! As soon as I started playing, I forget what she actually said or did, but I could tell I was getting an enthusiastic response from her immediately! If you aren't familiar with the song. It's an acoustic finger plucking piece that McCartney derived from a more famous classical piece he and George used to used to impress girls, ironically! It' not hard for me, but, if you didn't play, and only listened to music, it would sound impressive because the finger work is so busy. But, it's not really hard to learn or play. Well maybe it is, I don't know? Anyway, since she was so into it, I played a few more things, acoustic stuff by Led Zeppelin. Now for anyone out there who thinks I planned this? I didn't have any amplification for my guitar. It was an electric unplugged, which is the softest sounding tone. I was also trying to cradle the phone in my ear while trying to strum, a difficult task. But, for some reason, because of her response, I suddenly felt reinvigorated and motivated to start playing again. I have no idea why? Because up until then I felt dead inside with it. So, after that, I decide to reconstitute my guitar collection and equipment. I went on line and had a frenzy buying spree. It must have been quickly, because I remember about the next time she called I had re-aquired my monster amp the infamous 5150 that my idol Eddie Van Halen uses! Now I actually did have decent amplification for a change! I remember putting her on speaker phone and playing a few more things, but this was more in line with the stuff I usually do, like Van Halen songs with all the fancy guitar tricks and sounds I use. She really seemed to enjoy that even more, of course. Then, unfortunately, she was involved with someone else at the time, and he was jealous of me, so he made her stop talking to me. So, I had all this equipment, but I wasn't really into going out to the bars to start playing again. Some aspects of it are fun, but there's too much bullshit you have to put up with to get that little bit of enjoyment. It's like ninety percent bullshit, and ten percent fun. Not really worth the effort! So, the stuff just sat there and languished, gathering dust. I wanted to do something with it, but everything I thought of, had a lot negative stuff associated with it. Then, one day, about a year later, another total fluke and accident. I was walking around Target in the camera department. I looked at a few video camera's and then I saw one that said " you tube compatible " on it. It was at that moment. I had another revelation! I stumbled upon a brilliant idea! I could create performances videos on you tube, and then email them to Erica! It was so perfect, I'm still amazed it never occurred to me before! In this venue, I had total control over the music and the situation. I could play anything I wanted, and create the look and the sound, and I didn't have to argue with anyone about what part I was going to play. I did everything I want to, I played, I sang, I played and sang, I played bass, and sang. It was great! Then from this new action of creating the videos, it gave my music career a whole new life. One I never even considered. I know now, in retrospect it was the most natural thing to do, but for some reason I never thought of it. I don't know why? You tube had been around for about five years by then. I could have just started creating videos years before if I wanted to. It just never crossed my mind or entered into my thoughts for some reason. Since then, I've made about a hundred and fifty videos. A lot of them were crap and misses, but a few of them were brilliant and I still can't believe I pulled them off. Gee, I never realized I was so talented before?!
I was working on some songs today. I know I should upload something again. I have a lot of stuff I'm messing around with, but haven't made a final decision on anything yet. What am I working on? None of your fucking business! No, I've been practicing a few Van Halen songs I've never done before. Today, I was doing two Cinderella tunes, " Gypsy Road " and " Shake Me ". I'm also working on some Hendrix stuff. But, for those who aren't aware. I don't have to practice anything! I know enough material, just off the top of my head, that I could just get up on stage with a back up band and do three full sets of songs you've never heard me play before. So, I have a lot of material, I'm just picky what I want to record. That and the fact I'm a lazy mother fucker! And that's another thing where my muse comes in. Sometimes, when I do read something about her, or related to her, she gives me an idea for a song I'd like to do. The most recent example of this is the song " Her Strut "! That was totally inspired by her. I would probably have never recorded that one, if it wasn't for her!

As for her and what she's doing, I have no idea. I have become aware recently, of the water crisis, in the state where she resides! I watched a couple videos on you tube and got pretty good idea of the situation. They are seeding the clouds or trying to bio-engineer the weather by spraying chem trails in the skies. For what purpose I don't know, but the effect that it's having is causing less precipitation in certain parts of the country and the world. Not only that, the chemicals they are spraying are poisoning the general population, the food chain and any other living thing. The levels of aluminum and barium in the systems of the people who live out west are at dangerous levels and cause all kinds of health problems. Not only that, because there is no rain or water, the farmers have to drill into the aquifers or water at deeper levels to water their crops. This is causing not only the water to dry up, but the land to sink and fuck up the surface area's like roads that anything else you walk or drive on. So, in a very short time, if not already, the people in California, will have no water, fucked up roads and land surfaces, be poisoned by the chemicals that they sprayed to stop it from raining in the first place, and can expect all kind of diseases health related issues associated with that exposure. I wanted my muse to develop a relationship with me! Then she could have moved in with me, here back east where it's safe! We got plenty of water, and the roads are smooth, except for a few fucking pot holes! And your not being poisoned and sickened by military cargo planes seeding the clouds with aluminum! But, what do I know, she probably knows whats best for her family and herself. Oh well, that's what's up for now.

Oh, P.S. I forgot to mention, I had another dream about her last night! This one was a little strange. I don't remember very much of it, but I remember she had a different attitude towards me then she's had in the past. It was more like we were interacting with one another on a professional level, if that makes any sense. Before, most of my dreams about her were of a sexual nature. This one wasn't like that. It was like, she was in a situation, and I was assisting her some how. But, now seeing how the state she lives in, is experiencing an ecological apocalypse, I guess the fact that I'm helping her out, isn't so far fetched, is it?

Update: Been Thinking

Well, I think my muse may have done it again! I have an idea, for something new I want to try. I think it will work mainly because of my experience I've had here. I came here about ten years ago, and just started taking down mofo's or assholes who were too full of themselves! There never is a shortage of those. I was able to accomplish this, because I have an extensive vocabulary ability. I read a lot, so that may be one of the reasons. But, what happened was I became instantly notorious and renowned among the blogging community here! I took it as a compliment and an ego boost, but I didn't really consider anything else beyond that. But now, here it is, all this time later, and I still have a core of fanatical followers. Some of whom are desperate to know me, or get close to me. Well, anyway, besides the word thing, I have a few other skills as well. Most of which I had not been utilizing. Like my guitar knowledge and experience for instance. I had totally neglected that aspect of myself, until my association with Erica, reignited my passion for music again. Incidentally, I know as much about fighting and the martial arts as I do about music. It's just that subject is harder to convey with just words online. If I wanted to, I could do videos on that stuff too, but I would need someone else to demonstrate the techniques. But, like my musical abilities at one time, this too, as become dormant within me, and I'm not really into it as much any longer. But, the music thing is still pretty cool and appeals to a lot of people. Anyway, I've been telling these two dolts who follow me around here. That I actually have something that would help them with the one thing in the world they wish they could do, but suck at it. Playing the guitar! Not only them, but I find in my experience, that a lot of guys are in the same boat. They would like to be better players, but find it's just too difficult to do it the traditional way. And by that I mean, take lessons and practice for years and freaking years before they are able to actually play a song from beginning to end and not have people yell "you suck " and throw things at them! Well, I actually did go the traditional route, and can tell you from experience and complete authority, that what it took to finally make me a proficient player, was not all the study and practice, but knowing a few simple principles and exercises and implementing them. Now, first of all, if you're currently taking lessons or practicing everyday, keep doing it, I'm not saying you should stop or that stuff won't help you, it will. Everything you do, related to playing, will ultimately benefit you and be useful at some point. I'm just saying, that what's holding you back, is not your lack of practice or determination. It's just knowing a few key things, that make what is now difficult, suddenly much easier! I realized this myself when I was working on learning a new song yesterday. Like an idiot, I don't always practice what I preach. I figure I have it down well enough that I don't have to. And most of the time that's true. But, I realized yesterday, that when I use these skills I know, I can learn a song much faster. Here, I'll explain what happened, and what I did and the final result. If you play the guitar, and have ever tried to learn a new song, this will sound familiar. I was working on learning a couple of Cinderella songs for a new video I may do soon. The songs were Gypsy Road, and Shake Me. There both a couple of real cool rockers and oddly enough, they are similar in chords and structure. I had most of the song down, but then I ran into the most common bugaboo for players, " the solo "! The way I usually over come it, is just practice it about ten times in a row, and then I usually have it down. But, like I said, I'm lazy sometimes. I don't feel like practicing it ten times in a freaking row! So I'm sitting there, and then something occurred to me. I'm telling these idiots, that I have this simple exercise they can do, that will make them better players. They won't listen to me, because they're both a couple of morons! But I know better and I should take my own advice! So, just for shits and giggles, I decided to practice the very exercise! I had my guitar in my hand already, and that's all I really needed. So I did it, I ran through the paces on the exercise I've mentioned. It took me about a minute or two. Then I tackled the solo again, and miraculously, it worked! I ran through the whole solo at regular speed, or playing along with the record and without much effort. I was so amazed at my own ability. I stopped and looked at my hands and then ran through it a couple of time on my own just to see if I was doing it right. It was weird, like my hands belonged to someone else. A moment ago, I was struggling to learn this crap, now I'm sailing through it like I've been playing it for years!
Then I realized, " oh, it's because of this exercise, I've been telling everyone else to do, but neglected to use it myself, because I was too consumed with my own ideas. So, yes, this thing I know, or aspect of playing really does work, I know because I use it myself. I could go into any music class in the country, find a student who's struggling to learn something, on any instrument. Say to them, " here try this exercise ", and then after they practice it a few time, have them play the piece of music they're struggling with, and they'll perform it with little trouble. That's how cool this is, and also how powerful it is too. Now, I know what you're thinking. If this is so powerful, and works so well, how come someone isn't marketing it, and getting paid for it. The answer is yes, and yes! There is a guy marketing it, and I think he charges about six hundred to a thousand dollars for it. I know, because I bought the course, that's how I know what it is, and that it works! But, he gives you a lot of other stuff, you don't really need. And, there are still other aspects of music, that you need to know or master, in order for this to work as easily as I described. So, in other words, if I told you what the course was, you went out and bought it, tried to practice it, and found it didn't work. It's because you need to know a few other things too. The problem is, there is no one set of information that combines all these diverse but important aspects into one source and easy to follow instructions! Another thing you need to know. Ironically, it's not a lot of information, or material you have to master. It's actually, just a few simple principles and exercises that you need to practice a few times before you start to play or sing something with an instrument. That's it, it's that simple. But, you won't ever find, someone telling you this, because the system for learning is still ground in the seventeenth century! Yeah, I can go on you tube right now and find about fifty instruction videos right in a row, that will tell you how to learn to play the hard way. And I know the easy, simple way! So, now that I realize this, what should I do? I think you know the answer.



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Well I never drew first, but I drew first blood, I'm the Devil's , call me young gun.


MstrUnvrsGdRkCk2 48M
1023 posts
3/21/2015 5:55 pm

 More like, cool guy in a leather jacket!
Well I never drew first, but I drew first blood, I'm the Devil's son, call me young gun.


MstrUnvrsGdRkCk2 48M
1023 posts
3/21/2015 6:49 pm

 Kelly.....................................................if I'm so terrible, then why are you and jay trying so hard to be just like me?
Well I never drew first, but I drew first blood, I'm the Devil's son, call me young gun.


MstrUnvrsGdRkCk2 48M
1023 posts
3/21/2015 8:13 pm

 No, but you're trying to be entrepreneurs and and guitarist musicians like myself, aren't you? Jay, didn't you tell me once, that playing the guitar was NOT a personal ambition of yours? Then here you are, owning not only an SG, but the holy of holies, a Les Paul too?! That looks pretty serious about playing the guitar, if you ask me. Then starting your own business like me, too boot. What happened, did Erica say she wouldn't give up to you until you morphed into me or something? and now Kelly thinks he's going to be Walter White of the pot industry?! Kelly, you said you have a business partner, please, please, please tell me he's the brains in the outfit? Hey, I don't know if you're aware of this, but you have a little competition in that business, even if it's legitimate. Three words. Mexican Drug Cartel!
As soon as you two upload a video of you playing something, I can see where your level of expertise is at, I'll decide if we can jam together on a virtual musician pod cast or something. I suppose you want to form a middle age version of the Beatles with me, is that it?
Well I never drew first, but I drew first blood, I'm the Devil's son, call me young gun.


MstrUnvrsGdRkCk2 48M
1023 posts
3/22/2015 6:58 am

 But Jay, whether you realize it or not, you're striving to be just like me in every way! I understand why, of course, I am very cool. But now you seem to be in total denial about it. Just like you're denial how dangerous it is for Kelly to be entering into the drug trade. Did you see the movie " Savages "? It's about two guys who ironically, are involved in a polyamorous relationship with the same hot woman. The also grow and deal pot. Well, the Mexican drug Cartel, decides they want to be partners in their business and they kidnap the woman these two guys are fucking. What happens is the usual drug dealer shoot out stuff. But, I was wondering if Kelly's involvement in this industry has give you any pause for concern? Because if he actually does become a significant player in the marjuana business, people around him will be in serious jeopardy! He may have people tailing him now. He said he was going to have dinner with Erica? What if after he leaves her, his competition who are looking for leverage against him snatch her up and use her to black mail him. Not only that, her children could be in danger too? Here you are, all this time thinking I'm the greatest danger to her, and in the end it turns out to be Kelly and his cracked brain ideas about being a drug King pin. You really have some serious issues to consider in this matter, and they don't include how fat I am.
Well I never drew first, but I drew first blood, I'm the Devil's son, call me young gun.


MstrUnvrsGdRkCk2 48M
1023 posts
3/22/2015 12:26 pm
    Quoting The_Boogeyman01:
    Yes. You're really fat and you wear a tin foil hat.
    No you never owned a business
    No you never were......
    Yes you are a fraud.
    A middle aged version of the Beatles? LOL!
    A tall fella whos not a fat tub
    Another fella who is 6 feet and in supreme shape
    And you, a lisping obese crossed eyed fool who is incapable of originality.
    What Aldo doent know Aldo makes up and Aldo doesnt know anything. Fact.
    #aldoALWAYSFAILS

    Since Aldo lives in delusion and fantasy Aldo once again references a TV show.
    #aldoAdmittedBedwetter
Oh yeah, you reminded me of another point the two of you revealed to me when you admitted to trying to emulate me to the degree you have. Oh, I never owned a business, huh? Let me guess? Your intent by challenging my assertion that I have owned a business in the past, will cause me to prove to you otherwise, and provide details and information about it. Which in turn will give you two valuable pieces of information. One will lead you to my identity, because even though it's now defunct, as you are well aware the Internet is forever. So all of my information will still be there. Secondly, you might want to open your own business in the same field, which you easily could, and make a big pile of money off of it like I did! Wow, all of that, just for calling me a liar.
But the point you revealed to me, that I find more interesting and significant is once again my muse and inspiration Erica. I kind of figure she admired me and was actually interested in that aspect of my life, as well as the guitar playing, of which I know for a fact she used to love! But since she hasn't spoken to me, I was left to wonder and speculate about her ideas where I am concerned. Then the two people she does still associate and stay in regular contact with, have been gradually working towards copying me and my life style. As in starting their own businesses and playing the guitar or trying to and building a collection like mine. There's nothing wrong with that, and I'm glad I could be such a positive influence on people with my lifestyle. But by doing that, or copying me, you revealed another fact, unintentionally about Erica's attitude towards me. She must secretly admire me and show me more attention then I had previously thought. I know this by the simple fact that her two closest friends, are trying to copy and be like me so much. If I was anything like the loser I imply I am, they wouldn't do anything that resembles my behavior. But the fact that they're in effect trying to " become me "! Just shows how impressed with me they all really are. Also the fact that they're on here every day trying to crawl up my ass and die, reveals the extent of their obsession with me. But now I know Erica actually is very impressed with me, but can't interact with me herself directly, because she knows I don't approve of her lifestyle. Which is true, i don't. So, she can only hope that her friends can become me, as close as possible. But, to her I say, " there's nothing like the real thing, baby ". !
Well I never drew first, but I drew first blood, I'm the Devil's son, call me young gun.


MstrUnvrsGdRkCk2 48M
1023 posts
3/22/2015 8:57 pm

 This coming from someone who used a quote from a tv show to describe his business plan. " I'm in the empire building business "! I'm glad you made the reference, because it glaringly displays the problem with your ideas and attitude. I was a fan of that show to, and I identified with the main character. I'm sure you did to, but for totally different reasons. You obviously missed the point of the show. Walt was a brilliant scientist first. He founded a company with a friend from college that went on to be worth a billion dollars. I think because of a lack of confidence, he sold his shares in the company before they hit it big for a measly couple of grand and then settled into a mediocre life with his wife and children and working as a science teacher in a high school. Which in case you don't know is the lowest possible rung on the science career latter. Because he was diagnosed with cancer, he felt he no longer had anything to lose. So he decide to provide for his family after he died by cooking meth to raise a little money quickly before he died. But what happened was, because he was so brilliant and talented, he created a more potent and stronger strain of methamphetamine then is usually produced and it became immediately popular and made him and his product in very high demand. But, because it was the drug trade, populated primarily by stupid uneducated low life's. His brilliance was usually the only thing that saved him in navigating his way through that world and those types of people. After he started making some real money and for the first time realized he held a power no one else around him possessed, his ego took over and he became a megalomaniac and was hell bent on world domination of the worlds meth market! But he still kept finding himself in bad situations because of the class of people he was forced to consort with in the drug trade. I loved the final when he used a machine gun in the trunk of his Cadillac to take out that whole crew!
But here is the thing Kelly, you're not Walter White, a brilliant man in an underachieving position in life. Your an average or below average person, in an underachieving position in life. And you won't be able to alter chemically, your product, to turn crystal meth into nitroglycerin like Walt did with Tuco to get out of a situation alive. If you find yourself in a similar situation, and I have every confidence that you will someday, you'll just die.
I would really look for another business venture, the life expectancy for drug dealers is not very long. Or better yet, how many drugs dealers have you ever heard of, in the entire history of the world, that had a long successful career, retired rich and lived out their twilight years in peace and comfort? Now, how many died young while still involved in the business or were caught and prosecuted and spent the rest of their lives in prison? There, does that make you understand your situation a little better?
Well I never drew first, but I drew first blood, I'm the Devil's son, call me young gun.


MstrUnvrsGdRkCk2 48M
1023 posts
3/22/2015 9:08 pm
    Quoting The_Boogeyman01:
    Lmao.. um moron savages was a movie..not real life
    Jay and I know you get movies and real life confused. But one has nothing to do with the other.
    Tell us Aldo..do you watch game of thrones then go outside looking for dragons??
    #aldoALWAYSFAILS
    #aldothinksmoviesareRealLife
Oh, so you're saying that a drug cartel, won't mind you cutting into their territory and underselling the same product that they do? Now who's confusing fantasy and real life?
Well I never drew first, but I drew first blood, I'm the Devil's son, call me young gun.


MstrUnvrsGdRkCk2 48M
1023 posts
3/23/2015 6:51 am

 I've been hearing that marjuana is going to be legal, from since high school by my pot dealer friends. I swear you sound just like Peter. He was a tall guy, like you and a stoner! He used to tell me pretty much everything you're saying now. I guess hope springs eternal amoung the druggies. Well, Pete eventually had a stroke and has to drag the dead side of his body around now. Like you, fortunately he had a business partner and they run a cafe' together. They have an open mic there sometimes. And I was thinking of checking it out. I watched a vidie of some of it online. If those kids are impressed by the lame stuff their friends are doing there. They'd be blown away if I showed and started tearing it up like the guitar monster that I am! I haven't decided yet, we'll see.
Of course I know Breaking Bad is a tv show and not real. It was the concept behind it i was referring to. And the point is, you're not a Walter White. when ever you're dealing with the drug trade, whether it's legitimate or not, you're going to be dealing with some unsavory elements of society. Either it will be the people who supply you, or the drug addicts who will be trying to rob you. It's not a safe environment any way you look at it.
Like I said, I have a new business too, but I don't have to worry about my competition kidnapping friend and members of my family and sending parts of them to me in the mail before I relinquish my slice of the market share to them. When I had my last business the worst thing that ever happened was a competitor called me up and called me an " asshole " because I was under cutting him on prices. You can expect a drive by shooting on your shops!
And Kelly, after all this time, your still acting condescending towards me, like your smarter or know more then me or something. If you haven't realized how intelligent I am by now, how are you going to run a drug empire?
Well I never drew first, but I drew first blood, I'm the Devil's son, call me young gun.


MstrUnvrsGdRkCk2 48M
1023 posts
3/23/2015 8:23 am

 Oh, and before Jay has a chance to make another one of his lame ass comments, I thought I would observe the fact that both of you are trying to copy me so closely, indicates what I've suspected all along. That Erica secretly admires me and always has! I kind of figured it, by the way Jay was always trying to malign me. Or trying to make her think I wasn't really as cool as I seemed to be. But, now that I know, he's been in effect, trying to become exactly like me by running his own business and boning up on his guitar chops. I realize he's been doing this because I appear attractive to his Fiancee.
Now that I know this hidden information, I should just go to where she is, and knock on the door. When she answers I should pick her up, hold her upside down, pull her underwear out of the way and start chowing down on her Jewish pussy! Her lesbian roommate might want to call the police, but she'll probably tell her " wait, he's doing a good job, wait until he's done, then call them "! Thanks for sharing with me, Jay!
Well I never drew first, but I drew first blood, I'm the Devil's son, call me young gun.


MstrUnvrsGdRkCk2 48M
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3/23/2015 10:01 am

 Jay, are you really this stupid, or are you just kidding me here? Well, yeah, she's a dyke. You're not living with her! I'm sure her sons are long grown accustomed to strange men showing up at their place to have rendezvous with their Mother by now?
BRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!! That's what it will sound like when I'm eating her! You'll call up one day and she'll tell you "Jay, LCR was here and he motor boated my pussy with his mouth! After he gave me a screaming gushing orgasm, he then took me out for a nice dinner and then played us some songs on his guitar! We all had a wonderful time"!
Well I never drew first, but I drew first blood, I'm the Devil's son, call me young gun.


MstrUnvrsGdRkCk2 48M
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3/23/2015 11:41 am

 BRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!
Well I never drew first, but I drew first blood, I'm the Devil's son, call me young gun.


MstrUnvrsGdRkCk2 48M
1023 posts
3/23/2015 1:31 pm

 Well, if that's the case, why are the two of you trying to copy me and my lifestyle? If I'm a loser and a fallure and your trying to be just like me, what does that make you?
Well I never drew first, but I drew first blood, I'm the Devil's son, call me young gun.


MstrUnvrsGdRkCk2 48M
1023 posts
3/23/2015 1:52 pm

 Here is an example of the clientele that Kelly can look forward to in his new business venture. It also is an explanation for the architect of his doom!

Shakey Davey's got a twelve guage in his hand
It's sawed off to the limit, he's got a vague plan
There's this liquor store on Madison
There's another one down on Washington Square
He's pretty sure no one's ever seen him down around there

The first one's bird shot, the next four are double aught buck
The last one's a slug just for good luck
He's got his works in his pocket
He wants to score as soon as he's done
He can't wait to get straight to get long gone
He puts on his long coat scribbles off a short note
Sits himself down and waits for the sun to go down

It's right around midnight and there's still
Too damn many people on this street
He's walked all the way from Battery Park
He's got sweaty hands and burning feet
He's desperate for a fix, his body's screaming, "Get me high"
He bursts through the door and let's one fly

Sunrise in the park and Davey's cold as stone
He got some bad merchandise and he was all alone
Two more unsolved mysteries, a lot of paper pushed around
Most folks are just waking up in this great big town

Well I never drew first, but I drew first blood, I'm the Devil's son, call me young gun.


MstrUnvrsGdRkCk2 48M
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3/23/2015 2:10 pm

 And here's Jay's theme too, lest we forget.

My baby wakes in the deep of the night
She doesn't need it , but she says it's all right
My baby digs him 'cause I'm rollin' away
My baby gives it up every day
My baby gives it, she gives it away
My baby gives it up every day
My baby. She just gives it away.

When you're alone in some city hotel,
You can get company by ringing a bell
You might go pick up a girl on the street
Well my baby gives it up totally free
My baby's counting, won't cause you no harm
My baby's brother never break a your arm
My baby ha, ha, I love her

She's cheap. ooooooooo yeah.
My baby...
You better buy yourself a new pair of shoes
And walk for a lifetime on the page you knew
You better buy an electric guitar
You better play, there's no other way to beat the blues
I beat em

My baby...
She give it way, every day, every way
My baby just gives it away

My baby's mama is a singular girl
She brought up her daughter and brought her up well
I'm breathing no more, 'cause she took it away
My baby gives it up every day
My baby gives it, she gives it away
My baby gives it up every day

My baby...

How I love her. Yeah
My baby, my baby, she just gives it away
My baby, my baby, she just gives it away
My baby, my baby, gives it away
Let me tell you, my baby, she just give it away
My baby, every day
My baby gives it up every day
My baby give it
Just gives it away

Well I never drew first, but I drew first blood, I'm the Devil's son, call me young gun.


MstrUnvrsGdRkCk2 48M
1023 posts
3/23/2015 7:44 pm

 Oooooh!!!! look at the jealousy and fear from these two Bozo's? Yeah Kelly, you're right, selling directly to known drug addicts is a much safer proposition then conducting business online where you never have any direct contact with the people you do business with. You are soooo right on that and I'm obviously completely wrong. and as for Jay, and his jealousy and insecurities regarding me and his Fiancee? You know, I can just get in my car, drive to the airport, get on the next flight to Sacremento, and when I arrive, rent a car and drive straight to her neighborhood! So in a matter of hours I can be literally within yards of her if I wanted too! Maybe I've done it already, that's how I know how easy it is. The point is, I have the time and the resources to do whatever I want to. You can draw all of the pictures, and make all of the insulting comments you want. But you can't hold back the tide.
Well I never drew first, but I drew first blood, I'm the Devil's son, call me young gun.


MstrUnvrsGdRkCk2 48M
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3/23/2015 8:11 pm

 Oh, and Kelly you're wrong again, as usual, as of today I'm officially back in business again! I don't know what I'll do the first year? But, in my last business I was only projecting seventy or eighty grand and I ended up doing over a hundred and fifty large that first year! So go figure.
Well I never drew first, but I drew first blood, I'm the Devil's son, call me young gun.


MstrUnvrsGdRkCk2 48M
1023 posts
3/23/2015 10:23 pm

 Kelly, I wish you wouldn't have told me about your current business venture and the other details of your life. That way, I could have held at least a modicum of respect for you. Now, I can't hold any. Even if what you're dealing is legal in the area where it's being sold, it's still illegal in the rest of the country and most of the world! These people, who will be your customers, are usually low life's, parasites, drug abusers, thieves and all kinds of other type of miscreants. They don't suddenly turn into solid upright citizens, just because they enter your establishment, and buy their weed from you because for some fluke in the system allows them to actually purchase it legally in that county. As soon as they transport their purchase over the state line, they go back to being criminal scum again! You defend Erica's harmful self destructive life style, now you peddle a known gateway drug to much harder substances. My friend Peter, was a pot dealer in high school. He graduated to the harder stuff and had a stroke, and now only half his body still functions. He was a better and more talented musician then me too. Just admit it, you're fucked, and so are your values, ideas and entire life.
I on the other hand don't have anything to be ashamed of for anything I've ever done. You're right in wanting to be more like me, I wish you were.
Well I never drew first, but I drew first blood, I'm the Devil's son, call me young gun.


MstrUnvrsGdRkCk2 48M
1023 posts
3/24/2015 10:23 am

 Before I thought you just a dumb headed father, trying to take care of your family. Now your a drug dealer trying cash out on his deceased wife's legacy. That's a mighty steep drop on the self respect scale. And don't even " try " to " compare anything I've ever done with what you are now.
Well I never drew first, but I drew first blood, I'm the Devil's son, call me young gun.


MstrUnvrsGdRkCk2 48M
1023 posts
3/24/2015 11:01 am

 Hey, fuck you Jay, you know I'm right and should actually be on my side here in condemning Kelly. After all, it was your job to incarcerate people just like him for so long.
Well I never drew first, but I drew first blood, I'm the Devil's son, call me young gun.


MstrUnvrsGdRkCk2 48M
1023 posts
3/25/2015 6:35 am

 Do I detect a hint of guilt in your words here Jay? Anyway, who cares what you two losers do with yourselves. You spend all of your time trying to be like me. You don't realize it, but that says more about you than just about anything else.
But I want you to know, I'm the happiest now than I've been in years. I resurrected my old home office and I'm back to being my own boss again. I'd forgotten how much I enjoyed it. I can work in my pajamas, do as much or as little as I want. I have money pouring into my bank account like Erica's pussy gushing when she heard me play the guitar. And I can do that too anytime I want. You are right to want to be more like me. I know I sure do!
Well I never drew first, but I drew first blood, I'm the Devil's son, call me young gun.


MstrUnvrsGdRkCk2 48M
1023 posts
3/25/2015 9:51 pm

 Hey Kelly, Van Halen just announced their new tour dates for this year! That's all well and good, but I've been to many shows already by now. What I'm really looking forward to is you uploading a video playing something on the guitar! Now I know, despite your claims, that you're not going to be able to play on my level. I told you it doesn't matter. just pick something you feel you can handle, play it from beginning to end, and give it your best shot! I don't care if it's Mary had a little lamb, or Stairway to Heaven! Just play something. You've witnessed me play the guitar over a hundred different times now! You said you used to play, which means you probably know a few songs already you could do justice to. I would be more impressed that you made the effort to play something than I would if you could play as good or better then me.
Well I never drew first, but I drew first blood, I'm the Devil's son, call me young gun.


MstrUnvrsGdRkCk2 48M
1023 posts
3/25/2015 10:01 pm

 Oh yeah, you said I never play any long sustained notes. That's not true, I've played lots of songs like that. A good recent example is Every Rose has it's thorn. The whole solo is one long sustained note! incidentally, that would be a good one for you to play too, because it's fairly easy with simple D, C, G chords. I know you cant't plat the solo or the fills, but don't worry about it. Just play the chords against the record and let CC Deville play that part. See, I figured it out for you!
Well I never drew first, but I drew first blood, I'm the Devil's son, call me young gun.


MstrUnvrsGdRkCk2 48M
1023 posts
3/26/2015 8:52 am

 You mean like the way you whack off to my videos Jay? Do you mean like that?
Well I never drew first, but I drew first blood, I'm the Devil's son, call me young gun.


MstrUnvrsGdRkCk2 48M
1023 posts
3/26/2015 9:18 am

 Hey now! You think it's easy being a God of the arena, playing Panama, and Runnin with the Devil, on stage before fifty thousand adoring fans, then going back stage, drinking a fifth of Jack Daniels while getting sucked off by not one, but two young blonde girls of questionable legal age? All the while jet setting around the world while you Italian Princess Ho bitch of a wife nags your ass constantly! " Whaaa, Eddie, Mackenzie won't share her coke with me "! Well, let me tell you, as you can see from the pictures I have here, I can tell you first hand, that it is not. Aren't you glad you never learned to play the guitar, you might have ended up like us.
Well I never drew first, but I drew first blood, I'm the Devil's son, call me young gun.


MstrUnvrsGdRkCk2 48M
1023 posts
3/26/2015 1:10 pm

 Oh, that really hurts I think I'll drink a bottle of bleach while I'm throwing myself off a highway over pass and shooting myself in the head with a rope tied around my neck.
Well I never drew first, but I drew first blood, I'm the Devil's son, call me young gun.


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