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IT’S WAR
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IT’S WAR  My good friend khuXBFXM8u declared war on me while I was fast asleep last night – see Mr khu’s Its a Blog War blog post. As I come from the land that invented chivalry, etiquette and gallantry and a land that civilised the world (with a little help from the French), Mr khu’s declaration of war is most dishonourable. It certainly contravenes the rules of war and even the rules of blog wars. I guess, coming from the land that gave the world Justin Bieber, I should not be surprised with Mr khu’s very sneaky declaration of war. The catalyst was his pimping of the pop music of Milli Vanilli, The Knack, Vanilla Ice and Dead or Alive - see What ever happened to. I think most 1980s pop music is generally best left forgotten. Compounding the matter, Mr khu then demeaned disco music, which has only promoted happiness, love and peace worldwide. I’m surprised a Nobel Peace Prize has not been awarded to disco music! Coming from the land that won two world wars (with a little American help), Mr khu is clearly not careful in the enemies he makes. Churchillian thoughts are echoing in my ears: "We shall defend our island, whatever the cost may be, we shall fight on the beaches, we shall fight on the landing grounds, we shall fight in the fields and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills; we shall never surrender." To defend the honour of disco, I hereby throw down my gauntlet and challenge Mr khu to a duel. Given the severity of the insult to disco music, this public duel shouldn’t be pistols at dawn or even swords at dawn; it should be cocks at dawn! We will need a qualified adjudicator to ascertain the winner of the duel, with the winner being allowed to plunder, ransack and ravage all in blogland! To prepare for this cock fight, I’m looking for an experienced attendant to prepare my cock. Who do you think will win this duel? Would you be happy to adjudicate this cock fight? Would you be happy to volunteer to be my attendant for the duel? My pistol's primed, my sword's sharpened and my cock will be ready to defend the honour of disco!  |
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As long as I don't have to touch your "pisstol"!! 
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He's been going around saying that your "pistol" doesn't have any ammunition... and it's not even a 9mm ! 
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Who do you think will win this duel? tie maybe Would you be happy to adjudicate this cock fight? would be fun Would you be happy to volunteer to be my attendant for the duel? I love to try out! hugssssssssss V Become a blog watcher sweet_vm
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Who do you think will win this duel? It's too close to call so far. You British are masters at come from behind victories, and you have an ace in the hole- the United States Marines. On the other hand, Canada has a LOT of oil. Would you be happy to adjudicate this cock fight? I think I've already been disqualified on moral grounds (I don't have any), so I recuse myself to try to preserve at least some shred of dignity. Would you be happy to volunteer to be my attendant for the duel? I had declared myself not neutral , but in a special status reserved for war profiteers and rank opportunists. Upon reading of your disdain for 80's music, I wavered, I don't mind telling you. I was all set to declare for you and devote the entirety of my blog's resources to ensuring a victory for the Crown. Then you elected to defend disco. This position is insupportable and cannot stand. I suggest that the two of you rethink your preposterous preferences in music, lie back and listen to some blues. Start with Huddie Ledbetter. Become a member now and get a free tote bag.
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We're gonna need more breath mints... or possibly more candy mints... Stop in, read, and offer comments at my "swinging as seen in the media" blog, "Confessions of a Lifestyle Man" humorlife, which is also the home of the monthly virtual symposium. New post: The Virtual Symposium Returns Lets Pick A Topic
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I'm popping a chocolate mint in my mouth and playing Switzerland. [image] Visit my blog It's a Mad, Mad, Mad World of NaughtyInSO, leave a comment, become a watcher. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ LIVE AND LET LIVE Be happy! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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We're gonna need more breath mints... or possibly more candy mints... Become a member now and get a free tote bag.
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He's been going around saying that your "pistol" doesn't have any ammunition... and it's not even a 9mm ! that's gonna leave a mark!Become a member now and get a free tote bag.
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I really doubt that either of you are qualified for a war.....there will be no winners. ~~Anais Nin~~
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Nationalism is a scourge for all mankind. The real war is the class war for freedom from the economic enslavement of the working classes by Capitalists and their running dogs- bourgeois middle management lackeys. The first combatant to declare for the proletariat will have my backing. Workers of the world unite- you have nothing to lose but your chains! (80's music wasn't even the opiate of the masses- it was more like the cod liver oil of the masses.) [image] Become a member now and get a free tote bag.
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I'm popping a chocolate mint in my mouth and playing Switzerland. [image] Become a member now and get a free tote bag.
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Born in the USA Disco  80's pop music Blogland will lock both of you up in a room with elevator music playing on a continuous loop until you beg for mercy.  Vive La Difference
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With all due respect sir, the declaration of war was properly declared in said Milli Vinilli post. I remind you, you accepted the declaration and negotiated terns of disagreement.  How dare you question my character, simply because your were unprepared for my onslaught. The World Wars victories you trumpet, Canadians made it possible. Must I remind you of Vimy Ridge and Dieppi? Know your history sir... we are a fighting Nation. As for your taste in music... Disco was "entertaining", but how dare compare it to the 80s! I am a reasonable chap, thus I will accept your unconditional surrender, and not embassy you further by blogging about the greatest period of music. I will of course allow you to participate in the international orgy, celebrating my complete victory. Yours Victoriously, KHU Find pleasure in giving pleasure
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Who do you think will win this duel? It's too close to call so far. You British are masters at come from behind victories, and you have an ace in the hole- the United States Marines. On the other hand, Canada has a LOT of oil. Would you be happy to adjudicate this cock fight? I think I've already been disqualified on moral grounds (I don't have any), so I recuse myself to try to preserve at least some shred of dignity. Would you be happy to volunteer to be my attendant for the duel? I had declared myself not neutral , but in a special status reserved for war profiteers and rank opportunists. Upon reading of your disdain for 80's music, I wavered, I don't mind telling you. I was all set to declare for you and devote the entirety of my blog's resources to ensuring a victory for the Crown. Then you elected to defend disco. This position is insupportable and cannot stand. I suggest that the two of you rethink your preposterous preferences in music, lie back and listen to some blues. Start with Huddie Ledbetter.  Mr. Nelson, your greatest sexually provocative hit, where you bragged about your sexual conquests, was in the 80s. Do you disregard your own work?  Find pleasure in giving pleasure
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Back a winner hommy, back a winner. Find pleasure in giving pleasure
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As long as I don't have to touch your "pisstol"!!
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He's been going around saying that your "pistol" doesn't have any ammunition... and it's not even a 9mm ! Mr khu will regret spreading those rumours once he's seen the size of the bore of my pistol and the bullets it fires!
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Who do you think will win this duel? tie maybe Would you be happy to adjudicate this cock fight? would be fun Would you be happy to volunteer to be my attendant for the duel? I love to try out! hugssssssssss V
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Who do you think will win this duel? It's too close to call so far. You British are masters at come from behind victories, and you have an ace in the hole- the United States Marines. On the other hand, Canada has a LOT of oil. Would you be happy to adjudicate this cock fight? I think I've already been disqualified on moral grounds (I don't have any), so I recuse myself to try to preserve at least some shred of dignity. Would you be happy to volunteer to be my attendant for the duel? I had declared myself not neutral , but in a special status reserved for war profiteers and rank opportunists. Upon reading of your disdain for 80's music, I wavered, I don't mind telling you. I was all set to declare for you and devote the entirety of my blog's resources to ensuring a victory for the Crown. Then you elected to defend disco. This position is insupportable and cannot stand. I suggest that the two of you rethink your preposterous preferences in music, lie back and listen to some blues. Start with Huddie Ledbetter.
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If Mr khu is happy, I'm happy for you to attend both our duelling cocks!
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Boys, boys, lay down your "arms"??? or just lets lay down and sort this out. And please can't we agree to leave the Knack out of this! Hugh you must be a bit touched in the head. Please do not lay the blame for giving the world Justin Bieber at the feet of the us Americans in the USA, he is Canadian after all. I would like the distinction to be made for the record. I am sorry Hugh, it's all over for you I'm afraid. There is no defense of disco! What are you thinking. I think you must be suffering from some Gambian jungle fever or something. Until you are in your right mind, here is my advice for you Hugh. Put the lime in the coconut and you feel better Put the lime in the coconut and drink 'em all up You put the lime in the coconut and call me in the morning
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We're gonna need more breath mints... or possibly more candy mints... [image]
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After being crowned the site's Top Cock for 2014, I'm sure my cock will prevail over any Canadian cock!
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I'm popping a chocolate mint in my mouth and playing Switzerland. [image]
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