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A BRIDGE TOO FAR  

spunkycumfun 63M/69F
29519 posts
8/23/2015 2:08 am
A BRIDGE TOO FAR

This post is my literal contribution to the eleventh virtual symposium organised by the cult leader humorlife. Contributions to the 'Doors and/or Bridges and/or Gates' virtual symposium can be found at Participants List For The Eleventh Virtual Symposium On Doors andor Bridges andor Gates.



A Bridge Too Far is a classic Second World War film. The bridge pictured above was not too far for this fornicating Estonian couple!

I love bridges. I’m trying to think of a bridge I don’t like but I can’t think of one. Bridges connect places and people. Bridges, they’re quite useful!

My favourite bridge is Waterloo Bridge spanning the River Thames in the heart of London. I like its simple but sleek functionality, particularly in contrast to its pretentious Tower Bridge neighbour.

Another favourite bridge in London is Archway Bridge. Off the tourist trail, the bridge offers amazing panoramic views over the city of London. The views are as good as from Hampstead Heath but with no tourists around to spoil the views!

As far as I’m aware, no American has plans to buy my two favourite London bridges, unlike London Bridge that was bought by the American Robert P McCulloch. In 1867 the bridge was dismantled and transported to Arizona where it was re-built in Lake Havasu City. The bridge was opened in its new home in 1971. It’s an urban myth that the bridge was bought by Robert P McCulloch in the mistaken belief that the bridge was the more famous Tower Bridge!

Going back to my roots in Shropshire, one bridge stands out - the Iron Bridge spanning the River Severn, Britain’s longest river, flowing through the Ironbridge Gorge. Opened in 1781, it was the world’s first arch bridge to be made of cast iron. Though a sleepy rural backwater, Shropshire is the birthplace of the Industrial Revolution.

Last month UNESCO conferred world heritage status on Scotland’s Forth Bridge. It doesn’t take much nowadays to be a World Heritage Site! The Forth Bridge is a cantilever railway bridge over the Firth of Forth. When opened in 1890, it was the longest single cantilever bridge in the world; it is still now the second longest. It’s yet another urban myth that once painters have finished painting the bridge that they have to start painting the bridge again.

Outside Britain, the Pont de l'Archevêché is a bridge crossing the Seine river near the Notre-Dame Cathedral in Paris. Built in 1828, the bridge is widely known as the Love Bridge. After 45 tons of love padlocks were removed from the neighbouring Pont des Arts in 2010, lovers started to fix padlocks on the Love Bridge. The love padlocks symbolise eternal love; the more romantic souls throw the padlock key into the Seine but the less romantic souls use combination locks that can be removed just in case their love doesn’t last!

Across the Atlantic there’s New York’s Brooklyn Bridge. Completed in 1883, the bridge spans the East River connecting Manhattan and Brooklyn. I believe there is a tradition of lovers placing love padlocks on the bridge, which are periodically removed by the authorities. My affection for this bridge is due to its association with American movies and naked women promenading! Plus it’s near to New Jersey!

One bridge I would very much like to see is San Francisco’s Golden Gate Bridge. Also the 25 mile-long China’s Jiaozhou Bay Bridge looks spectacular; it’s the world's longest bridge over water. But the Hussaini Hanging Bridge in Pakistan is definitely a bridge too far!


What’s your nearest bridge?
What’s your favourite bridge?
Have you ever had sex on or under a bridge?


There are lots of bridges in Nottingham as the River Trent and the Nottingham Canal flow through the city. I prefer the dinky old canal bridges than the river bridges.

I’ve never had sex on a bridge or under a bridge. I’ve kissed on a bridge but that’s as far as I’ve gone. Perhaps I’ll have sex on the Golden Gate Bridge when I visit San Francisco!


Waterloo Bridge, London:


Archway Bridge, North London:


William Williams’ The Cast Iron Bridge Near Coalbrookdale 1780 painting:


Forth Bridge, Scotland:


Pont de l'Archevêché, Paris:


Brooklyn Bridge, New York


Golden Gate Bridge, San Francisco


Jiaozhou Bay Bridge, China:


Hussaini Hanging Bridge, Pakistan:


pal334 69M  
45821 posts
8/23/2015 4:50 am

What’s your nearest bridge? A rather non descript one over a small stream. But we have many that cross the Delaware River from New Jersey into Philadelphia PA

What’s your favourite bridge? I really don't know, have never been one to pay attention to them

Have you ever had sex on or under a bridge? No , thank you for bringing up a "deficiency" in my sex life!!!!


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nightsoul1962 61F
17828 posts
8/23/2015 4:54 am

Spunky, what an interesting and educational post you wrote! The pictures are awesome!!! Thank you for participating!!!!!!

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sexysixties2 106F
39750 posts
8/23/2015 6:02 am

I love Bridges too and we have a lot of them in Dublin as the city is cut in half by the River Liffey.

My closest bridge is a small one over a pond in the park nearby.

My favourite has to be the Forth bridge it reminds me of my roots.

I have never had sex on or under a bridge.


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keithcancook 67M
18358 posts
8/23/2015 6:53 am

My favorite bridge is the one I live under. I'm a troll ya know. But, now that I see where your bridges are, I will be in your neighborhood soon.

Once there, I will sow discord by starting arguments and upsetting folks. I will post inflammatory, extraneous, and off-topic messages.

I will provoke and disrupt everything I find in your personal network of bridges...

Unless of course you feed me. Then you're mine! Muhahhh!

blog on!


lok4fun500 M
51906 posts
8/23/2015 7:47 am

I like looking at bridges, but I am afeared of walking or driving on them. (my fear of heights)
I have never had sex on one but I "would" overcome my fear if I had the opportunity to have sex on one!


kzoopair 73M/71F
25831 posts
8/23/2015 9:17 am

What a bitter disappointment it must have been to be the Third and Fifth Bridges.

What’s your nearest bridge?
It's the I94 Freeway bridge over our street a bit north of us.

What’s your favourite bridge?
Twyckenham Bridge in South Bend, Indiana is kind of special to me. It spans the St. Joseph River and we lived about a block from there once. We walked over it and under it quite a lot. It was built in 1929.

Have you ever had sex on or under a bridge?
I don't think so, but I nearly shit myself on the Ambassador bridge between Detroit and Windsor. Traffic stopped with me in my truck on the highest point and the bridge was dancing around in the wind. It was quite unsettling.

Twyckenham Bridge
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TimmyDsquid 61M
1556 posts
8/23/2015 9:19 am

Depending on which direction I go, to the north is the abandoned railroad bridge over the Nisqually river, to the south is the highway bridge over those abandoned tracks, to the west is the bike path bridge over a small creek, and to the east is the highway bridge over the Nisqually.
My favorite is Deception Pass bridge (the only bridge to Whidbey Island) though I'm fond of all those old concrete arch bridges along highway one on the Pacific coast.
Unfortunately I have not had sex with a bridge.


Annie_34 65T
5945 posts
8/23/2015 10:25 am

Le pont le plus proche Agde . Préféré Pont canal de Béziers , J'aimerais faire l'amour dans la péniche en le traversant .
The neared bridge Agde . Prefered chanel bridge Béziers , I would make love in the barge by crossing .

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2trythis 60F
5109 posts
8/23/2015 10:27 am

I like the looks of the Fourth Bridge in Scotland. the bridge in Pakistan, no way. Thanks for sharing, interesting read.


NaughtyInSO 113F
9755 posts
8/23/2015 11:07 am

What’s your nearest bridge? There are no rivers and no bridges where I live.

What’s your favourite bridge? Half of my life I lived in the city surrounded by water there were over 300 bridges. Most of those bridges are architectural and mechanical masterpieces. It's hard to select just one. I think, Kazanskiy Bridge in this image is lovely.

Have you ever had sex on or under a bridge? Yes to both.

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itaintagame 56M

8/23/2015 12:29 pm

I learn something new everyday spunky. thats a city on my wanna see before I die: London.lemme get a hold of one of them fine london mami's and just hearing her accent will make me cum

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KItkat1415 61F  
20051 posts
8/23/2015 3:05 pm

the last photo of the Pakistan bridge looked crazy!
I dated a guy with the last name Bridges, once.
Didn't get to fuck him, but that is the closest I came (pun intended)...
Nice contribution to the symposium,
Kitkat

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sweet_VM 65F
81699 posts
8/23/2015 3:10 pm

What’s your nearest bridge? Big one would be over in Vancouver
What’s your favourite bridge? I like the one in Pont de Québec that I still have postcard from when I was there. Very interesting place to visit.
Have you ever had sex on or under a bridge? never..

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veryfunnycple64 60M/60F
21770 posts
8/23/2015 6:59 pm

What’s your nearest bridge?
Which kind....spanning another road or water? I crossed over a bridge today that crossed the Mississippi River (longest and largest river in the U.S.).

What’s your favourite bridge?
My favorite bridge is Golden Gate Bridge!

Have you ever had sex on or under a bridge?
No...but it sounds fun!

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Gntillhom 68M
5906 posts
8/24/2015 2:18 am

1 - I have a CD around here of Simon & Garfunkel with the song ♪ Like a bridge over troubled water ♫

2 - The sigh bridge in Venezia. I had several reading your post ... oh well, next one will be more of an excitement.

3 - Often, there are three of them in my mouth and I fuck doggy style or am fucked cowgirl style by women who have bridges.


canyaz 56F
17128 posts
8/24/2015 6:19 am

As I live on the water, there are many bridges near me but my favorite is the Sidney Lanier Bridge in Brunswick, Georgia. It crosses the bay and give a beautiful vantage point of the Atlantic ocean and the Brunswick port.
My first kiss was on a bridge. A sweet boy named Kevin convinced me it was the most romantic spot in Erin, NY, even though it was a small bridge over a creek on the flats. LOL I was there visiting my family for the summer. It was a sweet kiss.

There is a difference between a good BJ and a bad BJ.
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humorlife 56M  
5710 posts
8/27/2015 7:36 am

First off, thank you for once again being part of the virtual symposium!

Second, thank you for linking to the page with all of the virtual symposium contributors. The whole purpose of this exercise is to get bloggers acquainted with one another... and enabling your readers to enjoy the wide spectrum of other bloggers is very much appreciated.

Finally, thank you for this wonderful travelogue and image-based post. More than any other, this edition of the symposium pushed contributors to use images... to its betterment. And you managed to include some personal narrative, which are always appreciated.

My nearest bridge is the Queensboro bridge, aka the 59th Street bridge of the Simon & Garfunkle song of the same name.

My favorite bridge... I'll leave out the ones in NYC, because why go with home town homerism? I'll take the Lake Pontchartrain Causeway -- but only half the time. Half the time I love it because when I'm on it, it means I'm going to the French Quarter in New Orleans. But half the time I hate it, because when I'm on it it means I'm leaving the French Quarter.

Have I ever had sex on or under a bridge? Gntillhom got there first with the bridgework joke, so I'm just going to quietly tip my hat to him.

Stop in, read, and offer comments at my "swinging as seen in the media" blog, "Confessions of a Lifestyle Man" humorlife, which is also the home of the monthly virtual symposium. New post: The Virtual Symposium Returns Lets Pick A Topic


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
8/27/2015 7:53 am

    Quoting  :

And I resisted the joke about the first, second and third bridges!


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
8/27/2015 7:55 am

    Quoting  :

Sometimes the nondescript bridges have the most interesting histories.
The Millau Viaduct is amazing; it perhaps should have made my list.
I've been to Godalming but I resisted having sex on the footbridge; it was quite easy to resist as the there was no opportunity!


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
8/27/2015 7:57 am

    Quoting  :

I've heard of but not seen the Capilano Suspension Bridge. I've only been to Quebec in Canada.
Your nature walks sound fun. Any spare spaces?!


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
8/27/2015 7:58 am

    Quoting pal334:
    What’s your nearest bridge? A rather non descript one over a small stream. But we have many that cross the Delaware River from New Jersey into Philadelphia PA

    What’s your favourite bridge? I really don't know, have never been one to pay attention to them

    Have you ever had sex on or under a bridge? No , thank you for bringing up a "deficiency" in my sex life!!!!
I hope you get some bridge sex soon!


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
8/27/2015 7:59 am

    Quoting nightsoul1962:
    Spunky, what an interesting and educational post you wrote! The pictures are awesome!!! Thank you for participating!!!!!!
Thank you for your kind words.
It was difficult to get sex into a post on bridges!


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
8/27/2015 8:22 am

    Quoting sexysixties2:
    I love Bridges too and we have a lot of them in Dublin as the city is cut in half by the River Liffey.

    My closest bridge is a small one over a pond in the park nearby.

    My favourite has to be the Forth bridge it reminds me of my roots.

    I have never had sex on or under a bridge.

I once spent a weekend in Dublin and somehow I managed to miss the River Liffey!


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
8/27/2015 8:23 am

    Quoting keithcancook:
    My favorite bridge is the one I live under. I'm a troll ya know. But, now that I see where your bridges are, I will be in your neighborhood soon.

    Once there, I will sow discord by starting arguments and upsetting folks. I will post inflammatory, extraneous, and off-topic messages.

    I will provoke and disrupt everything I find in your personal network of bridges...

    Unless of course you feed me. Then you're mine! Muhahhh!

    blog on!
I've saved you a space to dwell under my nearest bridge. I've also left a sleeping bag for some comfort!


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
8/27/2015 8:24 am

    Quoting lok4fun500:
    I like looking at bridges, but I am afeared of walking or driving on them. (my fear of heights)
    I have never had sex on one but I "would" overcome my fear if I had the opportunity to have sex on one!
If you visit Nottingham, i can promise sex under Trent Bridge!

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