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TV Guide for Monday
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TV Guide for Monday 6PM Ch 2 - News Ch 4 - news with Mayor Art Ch 6 - Laugh-In looks at the News Ch 8 - Tracy Berry Cums First - Special report Ch 10 - Boring PBS type news Ch 12 - Stu Martin's 3D House of News Ch 13 - Duck Fuckers (Cartoon) Ch 21 - Old Reruns. In this episode Rerun meets Lt. Colon and the fun only just begins. Ch 30 - I spit on your Rave (1988 - Dutch) A math techer and a floozie find much more in common than just the old bamboo. Dr. Recombinant - Vaaas Deverens, Floozie - Mrytl Looodcunny, Uncle Mortimer - Zak Cly Oobergoofalaundoooord 8pm Ch 2 - CSI Miami. That arrogant red headed pin-penis, Horatio just can't keep his fucking sunglasses off - He even puts them on when he's ENTERING a building. Dumbass bastard. In this particularly annoying episode he proves once again that the only reason you should watch this show is for the blond gun-babe. (60 excrutiating minutes) Ch 4 - Keeping Up A'Queerances - Hyacynth and Richard get thrown out of Silverado's again. The usual reason's, Hyacynth claims to have a bigger penis. A hilarious guest appearance by David Bowie. Ch 6 - 69 Minutes. Dan Rather investigates David Caruso, that red headed fuck face imbicile and why we all hate him so much. Andy Rooney explains why he actually IS dead. Ch 8 - CSI. Grissom and Rabbit Girl do a dp with Katherines father. No Horatio in this show. THANK GOD. (60 minutes) Ch 10 - Pledge week. Or as PBS calls it - watch some other channel. Oh yeah, they'll try to lure you in by saying that they're having 4 hours of a Beatle's Reunion, but it's really 5 minutes of Lennon and McCartny slapping Yoko around back in 68 and 3:55 minutes of inane talking heads. (4 hours) Ch 12 - CSI - Criminal Intent (rerun) Bobby wants to bang Nicole Wallace really bad. Come to think of it, we would all like to do that, even the girls - right? RIGHT? Too bad she's so psycho - and looks like Hillary Clinton on lsd. (60 minutes) Ch 14 - Uno Does Chjachi - Un buerto ce Chajachi de fookarooni. eye yi yi! Mucho breasto. CALIENTE! (44 minutos) Ch 20 - Lights Out Portland (French 1967) Tit-master Russ Meyer's extravaganza made during his French period. A rare look at Portland, Oregon by those loveable froggies. Too cute to watch - too dirty to pack! Freu - Garson Milliyay, "Frenchie" - Ethel Merman, Mayor McHooterville - "Tits" Waller, Trist-Ann - Megan Catt. Also a brief guest appearance by an 8 year old David Caruso as a snotty nosed little read headed weasel ass fucker fresh from the woodpile. Screenplay by Roger Ebert (3 hours) 10pm Ch 2 - Sunrise in Brazil. Ch 4 - Monday night Ass-Ball. This week it's the LA Pud-Pounders vrs the Cincinnati Rectums. Howard Cosell announces and is also dead. Ch 6 - "David Caruso - What A Bastard". Even the Red Headed League can't save him this time! Ch 10 - Firing Line. William F. Fuckley (30 minutes) Ch 12 - Friends (rerun) Phoebe admits she's horney. (30 mins) Ch 14 - The Simptoms (rerun) Homer and Marge go to Shelbyville to visit a sex party but all they finds is Chief Wiggums, Comic book guy and Bleedings Gums Murhpy. Marges 2 sisters provide the only females. Sounds like a normal cartoon night. Ch 20 - Shirtlock Hommes (Rerun British 1995) "A Erection in Bohemia" Hommes and Wantsum are on the case and out of the closet. (59 minutes) Ch 28 - The Vagina Monologue - Some dumb talking cunt. 11:30 Ch 4 - Nightly Sermon. Rev Gutrbarfph from the United Church of Elvis sermonizes as to why we should all get drugged up, obese and insane. The Morman Carbuncle singers hum some tunes. Ch 22 - Late Night with Gonad Obrien. (rerun 2003) Guests include Tuesday Weld, Sharon Tate and Paul Lynde. And an interview with the one lone person who likes David Caruso. Music by Frank Zappa. Signing off Thomas Ghost writer |
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