7834 posts 11/1/2015 1:24 am
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STAR WRECK (the 13th Virtual Symposium)
BLOGLAND PRODUCTIONS PRESENTS:
STAR WRECK
A BLOGWAY MORALITY PLAY STARRING:
As Captain James T. Smirk
As Science Officer Crock
As Lt. Yoo Hoo-rah
As Yo Man! I'm-Randy
rm_koocnachtiek As Chief Engineer Spotty
NaughtyInSO As Nurse Mai LoveApple
As The Narrator
As Sapion Leader Cerebellus
As Sapion Council Member Medulla
As Neuron
BiggLala As Sarah Tonin
author51 As Cyn Napps
apollorising2021 As Axon
As Thalamus
As Voyce Inninntro
CalypsoFlame As James Tiberius Kirk
WITH SPECIAL GUEST
As Toomer
This weeks episode: THE MIND FUCKERS
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18358 posts 11/1/2015 1:25 am |
Space, the final frontier. These are constitutionals of the starship RearEntryprise. Its five year mission: to get some strange, to worm through the cracks of space holes, to boldly cum where no humans have cum before.
Captain Smirk! New orders from Star Fleet. They want us to suspend our negotiations with the TryBoobians and divert to the Sapio System.
Dammit! We are so close to bringing them into the Federation. TryBoobia has some promising resources for us to exploit.
Uh huh. I've seen what some of those "resources" have been promising you. They're all sluts! You just like em because they have trip nips!
It's more than nipples, Yo Man!. Our three-breasted TryBoobian friends produce the most nourishing milk in the galaxy, and it is rumored that there is magic in them mammaries. Magic of course, is illogical. Yet I do find it... ...fascinating. It is their nature to nuzzle, and the nuzzling seems to have a pacifying affect on the populace. I was hoping to continue my study, and uncover the truth in those tits.
Don't get preachy with me, Mr. Crock. Hear the truth in MY tits. Even with all that brain power you posess, you'll never get a chance to pacify THESE puppies.
WITH BRAZEN BOLDNESS YO-MAN! I'M RANDY BARES HER FULLBREASTED SELF TO AN ASTONISHED COCK. ER, I MEAN CROCK.
Enough! Yo-Man, put those puppies back in the pen. Look what you've done to Spotty again!
rm_koocnachtiek It's alrigh', Captain. These new uniforms are quick drying. There's no need to fear. My crotch spots soon, shall disappear.
Captain, what about the TryBoobians? Hailing frequencies are open, and so are their blouses.
NaughtyInSO Ha! Their blouses (and legs) are always open. Our officers have been slobbering all over their consoles ever since we entered the TryBoobs system. Send those fellas down to Sick Bay where I will surely give them some consolation while curing what ails them.
Not so fast, Mai LoveApple. Let me grab some of my space toys and I'll go down on you. Um, I mean with you.
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18358 posts 11/1/2015 1:25 am |
I'm coming to Sick Bay, too. I'm feeling a bit stiff. Mr. Crock, plot a course for the Sapio System, then go with Spotty to Engineering. The RearEntryprise must be refitted for this mission. Use Preperation Plan H. Yoo Hoo-rah, you have the bridge. If there's any trouble, call out the Marines.
Hoo Rah!
REFRESHED AND REFITTED THE CREW OF THE RearEntryprise HAVE REACHED THE SAPIO SYSTEM AND ESTABLISHED ORBIT AROUND THE MAIN PLANET, SAPIOS.
The Sapiosians should be greeting us now. I don't understand why we haven't recieved their transmissions. There appears to be some trouble on their interweb network, but that wouldn't affect ship to surface communications.
NaughtyInSO What do we know about these Sapiosians, Mr. Crock? Are they as horny as humans? And their anatomy, is it true that the males are unusually well-endowed?
Bank on it, Mai LoveApple. I heard that their tongues are where the endowments are deposited. I'm definitely going to check that out!
NaughtyInSO Ah! So that's where your interest lies, Yo Man! I'm Randy. It's a mutual feeling, and I'm gonna get me some, too! Yummy!
rm_koocnachtiek Ladies, ladies. Where's your principle? We cannot fuck them until we get them to loan us their BioDevelopmentalThing-a-ma-bob. Then we will be able to fuck them twice! Once we steal that Bio-dooHickeyWhateverUcallIt thing we can be smart like them.
Maybe, and ONLY IF you don't drown them first in all the stuff you keep leaking. How did you ever get past Seaman to become Chief Engineer in the first place? Eh?
Easy now, I'm Randy. Quit picking on our poor Mr. Spot. He only leaks when he's horny.
But, sir. It's too much. He's always horny, and that trail he leaves is dangerous. Just yesterday Dr. M'Annoy slipped on some, and now he's in traction unable to operate!
Yes, I know. I'm annoyed with M'Annoy. He knows that those trails stay slippery for awhile, and should only be trod upon after they've aired a bit. He's lucky he didn't break his Bones.
(thinking to herself) It's a boner that should have been broken. I've never seen a man with so much pre-cum.
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18358 posts 11/1/2015 1:26 am |
MEANWHILE, ON PLANET SAPIOS AN EMERGENCY MEETING OF THE HIGH COUNCIL IS IN SESSION
Chaos! Anarchy! Rebellion! Sapios is in danger of collapsing under our very feet! The RearEntryprise is orbiting, but we cannot communicate with the Federation. What is your advice, Counselor Medulla?
The rebels have managed to close the interwebs. Our citizens are panicking, the economy is nosediving, and my daughter Sarah is secretly dating a musician with rebellious tendencies. We must find the rebel base and eliminate them once and for all. Most importantly, we must prevent the Federation from making contact with the rebels. I don't know why exactly. It's just what they do in Star Wreck stories with rebels in the plot.
Without access to the interwebs Sapioism is doomed as an idea. The people will begin fucking each other without regard to the intellectual stimualtion that is the mainstay of our libidos. Brains will be unable to match with each other, and citizens of unequal mental aquity will soon be mating. The Physicians, Musicians, Technicians, and every other Sapioite with shins will vie for power and that means...
(interrupting) If the Physicians win our mating will become hostage to our outward appearance. Horrors! Thin with thin, large with large , buff with buff, and so it goes. Our whole plaNET will be like that commercial where the people resemble their pets! I'll have to get a new husband. That beer-bellied brainiac of my dreams will be forced away, and I'll end up with some dumb assed blond Adonis. Ugh!
All is not lost. We must contact the RearEntryprise and use them to destroy the rebels. I've got my guitar, and I am prepared to play the bass card, if I must!
No! Say not so! You would never play so low!
I'm afraid I've been playing solo since my wife was captured by the rebels. In fact I've been beating my poor pud to shreds!
OVER ON MOUNT CRANIUM WHERE THE REBELS HAVE THEIR BASE, A PARTY IS IN FULL BORE. THE BAND IS ONSTAGE AND SARAH TONIN HAS JUST ARRIVED FROM THE CAPITOL, DISGUISED, AND BEARING AN URGENT MESSAGE.
BiggLala Neuron! Like, is it true? Are the interwebs down at last? I mean, like totally? Do you like my disguise? Black mesh top over purple bra and a leather miniskirt? With my half-shaved head it's like totally radical! Oh, and did you see Monica? She's like dating Stan? Like barf me out! I was telling Babs about it and she's like "fer sure". That is grody to the max! What's that song Axon was singing? It's like totally righteous, man. I like, love it! Babs was like "that song is totally rad!" And I'm like "not even!" And Babs was like "Even!" When I was coming out of Brainpan, some poser tried to ask me out. I'm like "Ehmagawd!! With that butt-cut hair? As if!
I gather you just got in from the Valley. But yes, it's true my darling! Soon there will be no need for your disguises, and even though our intelligence graphs do not align, my father will be forced to accept us. My mother already supports our cause, and will as long as Axon keeps her creaming.
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18358 posts 11/1/2015 1:26 am |
BiggLala But, Neuron! The RearEntryprise is like, here! I like heard my mother talking to your father. I'm like, "no duh!". They are going to use the Federation to wipe us out! What are we gonna do?
What we always do. PARTY! It's what makes us rebels, really. This is what our rebellion is all about. We're young! We're the future! We wanna play music the government hates, and make love without restrictions as to our mates. We may have been born on Sapios, but we need not die as sapio-sexuals.
BiggLala Oh Neuron, you get me so wet when you talk like that!
WHILE THE BAND TAKES A BREAK CYN-NAPPS, WIFE TO CEREBELLUS, AND MOTHER OF NEURON, HAS GONE BACKSTAGE TO TRYST WITH AXON THE DYNAMIC BAD-BOY LEAD SINGER OF THE MUSICIANS
apollorising2021 Damn woman! Where'd you learn to give head like that?
author51 MMPHLOMUFF SLUUUURP MPHFFPH!
WHILE CYN-NAPPS LAPS, AND NEURON YAPS, CAPTAIN SMIRK GETS SOME WAX (one of his kinks is having messages spelled out of his pubes) (the writer reads Kitkat).
Is that laser on, Mai LoveApple? Get every hair below the neck, but leave me another cool pubic announcement. The Where No Man Has Gone Before cut you gave me last month has grown out.
NaughtyInSO Don't move a muscle, Captain. (thinking) I wonder how long it will take him to figure out what "DUNSEL" DICK means? Muahh!
Captain Smirk, Spotty was able to McGyver us out of trouble yet again. He has set up communications with two cans and a really really long string. Yoo Hoo-rah asked me to tell you that hailing frequencies are open.
She did? Ouch! Damn, Mr. Crock. She must really be pissed if she gave her lines to you. She's been bitching about "hailing frequencies" for nearly 3 seasons now. Like I'm the one who writes this shit. As if!
A most curious woman, Captain. I admit that I do find her...
Don't say it, Crock. Don't say "fascinating". Please.
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18358 posts 11/1/2015 1:26 am |
No. But I do find her .....................interesting.
rm_koocnachtiek Captain, we ran into some transporter bugs, and the shuttles are shot. Don't worry. It will take us a wee bit of time, but we can shinny down the communications string. Getting back will be a bitch of a climb, though.
Good thinking, Spotty. Just make sure that you and your leaking are below me; while Yo-Man! I'm-Randy is sliding down just above me. Have Yoo Hoo-rah send word. This is my uniform prime directive. All female crew on the away team will wear their mini's. Undies optional.
Captain, if we send Spotty down the string first he will leak on it and the descent will be faster for those that follow.
You are the most logical man I know, Mr. Crock.
Thank you, Captain. That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
The away team will begin sliding at dawn. I will go first, followed by Yo Man! I'm Randy and Nurse LoveApple. The rest of the team can come down as they may, except for Spotty. Make sure I am on the planet before he starts down the string.
Um, Captain. "Dawn" is a relative term when one is orbiting Sapios.
Oh for chrissakes, Mr. Crock. Dawn is the name of one of my relatives, too. (She brings more than the sun up, I can tell you. MMMmm. Yummy). .......Well ok, If Sapios won't do, we will begin when it is dawn on Earth! Now, make it so, #1.
You are mixing up your Star Wrecks, sir. I'm not Riker.
WHILE THE OFFICERS OF THE RearEntryprise PUZZLE OVER JUST WHEN DAWN OCCURS, ALL HELL IS BREAKING OUT ON THE PLAnet BELOW.
Cerebellus! We have received word that Cynn-Napps is alive. She is in the rebel camp, which we have discovered on Mt. Cranium.
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18358 posts 11/1/2015 1:27 am |
My wife? Alive? Are they treating her well? I hope she hasn't been gagged. What's going down, there? We cannot attack, or she may be hosed along with the rebels.
We're not sure if she's been gagged... yet. Our source had to pull out. He reported that even though the situation is a bit salty, she's sucking it up. She was seen with one of the rebel leaders.
That's my Cynn. Soon she will have him by the balls. We must be ready when she sends word. I hope she will discover the size of this, this thing that we're up against.
(rushing in) She knows its size, alright. That and more, I'm afraid. My daughter Sarah is on Mt. Cranium, too. She is dating the rebel leader, Neuron! Your own son!
Neuron? He's the rebel leader? It cannot be! And with Sarah Tonin of all people? She is not his mental match. How can they be together if they cannot meet with their minds?
Watch it, bub! That's my daughter you're dissing. And I don't believe it's their minds that are meeting at present. Their thinking seems to be hormone driven, an affliction of youth that we had beleived squelched in Sapiosian society. What more do you know, Thalamus?
Um, we ah, believe that Cyn-Napps has been working with the rebels all along. She brought down the interwebs using Cerebellus's codes. She is currently sucking Axon's cock over on Mt. Cranium. She has cuckholded our leader, Cerebellus. She has given in to her lowest urges and seeks only young lovers. With large cocks. No brains necessary. She aint there to talk to them. She's the MILF of the Mountain. And, it's true. She WILL mount ten, then do it again!
Enough! I will hear no more of that traitorous slut. The rebels disrupted our communications using music. Neuron's bass guitar was modified for extremely low frequencies. Those idiots on the RearEntryprise think we have some new weapon. That's why they're here. They want it.
THE SAPIOSIAN HIGH COUNCIL MEETING IS SUDDENLY DISRUPTED AS A LARGE MOB IS HEARD MARCHING BELOW. RUSHING TO THE WINDOWS, THE COUNSELORS ARE SHOCKED TO SEE EVERY RESIDENT OF BRAINPAN OUT IN THE STREETS WITH A PROTEST SIGN IN THEIR HANDS.
What do the signs say? I cannot make them out.
I see lots of MENSA SCHMENSA, and some say WHO NEEDS DICKS? WE HAVE STICKS!. There's a couple of MY PUSSY, TIGHT FOR DONG, oh! That one says BRAINS? BEAUTY? BULLET VIBES? I JUST WANNA EAT! The most popular one seems to be DUMB DICKS 4 SMART CHICKS.
We're fucked. Where is the RearEntryprise? The society we have built behind brain-fueled-foreplay is under assault!
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18358 posts 11/1/2015 1:27 am |
The end is near.
It's not as bad as all that, Medulla. Take heart.
No. It's a sign.
Pshaw! You don't believe in omens anymore than I do.
No, dummy. That hermit dude down in the street is holding it. It's a sign.
AS PROTEST AND ANARCHY TAKE HOLD IN THE CAPITOL CITY, THE AWAY TEAM HAS SAFELY REACHED THE SURFACE OF SAPIOS. WELL, MOST OF THEM ANYWAY...
What's the trouble?
NaughtyInSO Somebody is stuck on the string!
It's Toomer, sir! We can't leave him up there! Everybody loves Toomer!
He was late, Captain. He got on the string AFTER Spotty had already gone down. Toomer was doing okay through the Mesosphere, but in the high winds of the Stratosphere Spotty's secretions began drying. Poor Toomer got stuck in the glue before he could clear the zone. His oxygen will soon be depleted. The vultures will finish him off if we don't do something soon.
Are you saying...
Yes, Captain. He is caught between a hawk and a tarred place.
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18358 posts 11/1/2015 1:27 am |
NaughtyInSO (together) GROAN!!!!
rm_koocnachtiek I'm sorry sir. This is on me. (CUE HEAVY BEAT) I should be the dope on the rope.
NaughtyInSO: Well, we can't just stand around and mope. Toomer's fucked, we have to cope!
Hmm, I could use a little grope... (but not from Crock, he's like the pope...)
rm_koocnachtiek How bout this? We send him soap!
That's a wrap. Contact the RearEntryprise, and get them pouring soap down the string pronto!
rm_koocnachtiek I can't get through to Yoo Hoo-rah, Captain. Something is interfering with communications.
NaughtyInSO It's Toomer, sir. His body is disrupting the sonic vibrations along the string. And Spotty's cum has hardened all through the Stratosphere further muffling the sound.
(Where does one man get all that cum from?)
AS YO MAN! I'M RANDY DAYDREAMS OF CUM, BACK ON THE RearEntryprise YOO HOO-RAH HAS HER HANDS FULL...
How the hell am I supposed to handle this? I'm on a starship full of people, and everyone's walking around doing stuff, but none of em have been given speaking parts. I have no one to talk to. Except myself. Grrr! Those fucking script writers have screwed me again!
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18358 posts 11/1/2015 1:28 am |
It's ok Yoo. Talk to me.
Who are you?
I'm you. That's who.
Who's Who? Where is he?
Where's who?
Who. Where's Who.
Who said that?
I was on first, You were second.
Who went third, Yoo, or you?
Fuck this! I'm goin nuts! Where's my relief?
WHEN THERE'S NO ONE BUT YOURSELF TO TALK TO FOR RELIEF, A SAPIOITE MUST HAVE FOREPLAY WITHIN HERSELF. A TRUE MIND FUCKER, LT. YOO HOO-RAH BRINGS HERSELF TO THE HEIGHTS OF ECSTASY WITH ONLY A FINGER AND A VIVID IMAGINATION. AFTERWARD, SHE TRIES TO REACH THE AWAY TEAM...
Captain Smirk, do you read me?
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18358 posts 11/1/2015 1:28 am |
Yes, Yoo Hoo-rah. I read you. You are satisfied and glowing. How can you be this way with poor Toomer still swinging in the breeze? What's going on up there?
The soap didn't work sir. We tried to just pull him back up, but we couldn't get a good enough grip on the string. Spotty's semen can't dry up here in space, and it's too slippery. He needs more oats in his diet.
(Hmm. And I need some of that spunk in my diet). I can hook you up, Spotty. We can dine in my cabin when this is all over. The oatmeals on me. (and you can lick it right off, too!).
NaughtyInSO Who's gonna be eating who, I wonder? You or Yoo?
Don't start.
Enough of this, ladies! While you're standing there planning dinner parties, and making truly awful attempts at reviving old Abbott & Costello routines, Toomer needs our help!
He's gone sir. Toomer's dead.
NaughtyInSO (together) Noooo! Not TOOMER! We loved him so much. Oh! Oh! (wailing and crying)
I warned you two NOT to name him, didn't I? We shoulda left it like it was in the script. The character list said he was supposed to be called Screw(ed)man #1. Those guys never make it through these plots alive. Now you guys are all about poor poor Toomer. Toomer this, and Toomer that. Toomer Toomer Toomer. Well, go ahead and cry for him. You brought this on yourselves. He was just another doomed no-name plot device. A tool. To be used and discarded. We need to move. And quickly. The script has stalled, and folks have other posts to visit in the 13th Symposium.
Mr. Crock is right. We must move on. Either to Brainpan or Mt. Cranium. As soon as the writer decides which. If no one has anything else to add, I think we can send Toomer's body back to his family, and be done with it. He was from the B-11 star system, right?
No Captain. It was B-9. He was a B-9 Toomer.
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18358 posts 11/1/2015 1:29 am |
NaughtyInSO (together) GROAN!!!
SEEKING A BETTER VIEW OF BRAINPAN FROM THE HEIGHTS OF MOUNT CRANIUM, THE AWAY TEAM HAS STUMBLED ONTO THE REBEL CAMP WHERE THEY JOIN THE FESTIVITIES.
Welcome to Sapios, Captain Smirk. How do you like our little planet? Can you see how foolish this notion of sapio-sexuality is? We do not want to mate with minds, we use hormonal driven passion, and with that we can fuck anything.
BiggLala Fer sure. Totally.
I see.
:thinking: (Yeah, I see a bimbo. Totally.)
rm_koocnachtiek Captain, what about the BioDiverta-whatcha-ma-jig? Isn't that why we're here? I'm gonna go poke around, before I steal it and get caught.
That won't be necessary, Spotty. You can have mine. I won't be playing any more bass tonight, Axon has that covered. All I ask is that you accompany us when we march to Brainpan. Sapioism falls tonight!
NaughtyInSO We're not leaving now, are we? This party is rocking, and that lead singer, Axon is HOT!
BiggLala No duh, Mai LoveApple. I am so sure!
Axon is just about to finish his set. We can meet him backstage. Cyn-Napps is there, too. She has been our inside man on the High Council. Of course, every man outside the Council has been inside Cyn-Napps. Also, she has been instrumental in giving us the frequencies we needed. We used our own band. We were playing riffs on the extreme low end, and the resonance accidentally fried all the computer signals on Mt. Cranium. It also knocked out satellite communications in Brainpan. All we were doing was jamming. I swear it!
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18358 posts 11/1/2015 1:29 am |
Jamming? Oh I believe you. And now the High Council believes you all to be in rebellion. Are you trying to overthrow the government or not?
BiggLala Like, yeah duh! That is going to be like so toootally Tuuubular!
:rolls eyes, thinking: (Like, bag your face, betch)
(aside to Crock) Well, not exactly. Actually we want to avoid any trouble. We just want to be free. To play music and make love to each other. We're marching on Brainpan because that is where the action is. The people are in the streets! It could be the biggest bash ever. We just wanna check it out. Heck, most of us have to get back to school next week.
AFTER THE SET, THE AWAY TEAM VISIT BACKSTAGE
NaughtyInSO Axon! That was awesome!
apollorising2021 It's a gas, man! Mt. Cranium is where it's happening! We do gigs up here all summer. At least when they let us. It's a bummer when the heat comes down. Sister Golden Hair got busted last week. Man, what a drag. The fucking fuzz!
BiggLala Ehmagawd! She looked totally grody. Like, that grunge green eye shadow she had totally clashed with that pink shirt, I am sure! I was like freaking out! Totally! And Neuron, he says "Take a chill pill, Sarah!" I am so sure!
:rolls eyes: (Ugh! Gag me with a spoon)
apollorising2021 The pigs are always hassling the freaks, man. It's the establishment. They hate Free Love, the fucking fascists! You dig?
Some of you look like you need new clothes. You have holes in your jeans, beat up boots, and a bunch without any shoes at all. The RearEntryprise can provide the needy among you new uniforms. We can also let you use our showers and laundry. You guys are filthy. What's with the headband? And comb that hair!
apollorising2021 Hey! What's your bag, dude? Oh man, you're a drag, Herbert! What a square! I thought you cats wanted some action. Smoke some grass, ball some chicks... I mean, it's in the bag if you want it. Your crewmates are foxy. Maybe they wanna blow your scene, Herbert. We can show them a good time. What's your name, foxy mama?
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18358 posts 11/1/2015 1:29 am |
NaughtyInSO Nurse Mai LoveApple. Your singing is wonderful, Axon. And the music is fantastic! They're not all dressed like that, Captain. Lots of em have leather and glitter, with the biggest bouffants I have ever seen. And I've been all over the galaxy!
apollorising2021 Well, Nurse Mai LoveApple. Soon you will be all over me. I have a little dressing room just over there. We can crash, if you wanna. You dig, baby? Don't say no, and be a bummer to your daddy-O.
NaughtyInSO I'm in. But not just me. Who was that guy filling in for Neuron on bass? How does he get his hair to puff up like that, Axon? I've never seen a man with such beautiful hair. And who picks out his outfits? I love black leather and rhinestones!
author51 I don't think you're square, Captain Smirk, honey. Banging these boys so young, is getting old. I'm ready for some mature lovin again! Let ol Cyn IN.
:thinking: (Damn! Everyone's pairing up. I wonder where Spotty has gotten to? I'm gonna find that man. It'll be easy, too. His trail is clear...)
AFTER PARTYING THROUGH THE NIGHT, THE AWAY TEAM ACCOMPANIES THE REBELS TO BRAINPAN WHERE CHAOS REIGNS. THERE THEY FIX EVERYTHING THAT'S WRONG WITH SAPIOSIAN SOCIETY BY SUBSTITUTING SAPIOSIAN VALUES WITH FEDERATION ONES. AFTER WHICH THEY LEAVE THEM TO WORK IT OUT. IT'S THE PRIME DIRECTIVE. IT MUST BE. THEY DO IT EVERY TIME. THE FINAL SCENE OPENS ON THE BRIDGE OF THE RearEntryprise...
That was brilliant, Mr. Crock. Introducing TryBoobian milk into the water supply has calmed them all down. Peace has returned to Sapios. Spotty, take us out of orbit, and head back to Earth. Warp factor 3.
What about Toomer, sir? He's still dangling out there. We can't beam him up. Spotty's glue is industrial strength, and nothing in all our science will free him. We can't pull him back up, either. It's still too slick!
Mr. Crock is already working on the problem. He believes that Spotty's cream will be a new Force in the galaxy. One day, it will be used to solve every problem in the universe. Until then, poor Toomer will have to dangle along behind us.
Helmsman, Engage. (wait, isn't that Picard's line?)
WITH ANOTHER MISSION ACCOMPLISHED THE STARSHIP RearEntryprise ZOOMS OFF INTO SPACE. FIRST TO ARRIVE AT ANY CRISIS POINT IN THE GALAXY, AND WITH POOR TOOMER CATCHING UP MOMENTS LATER EVERY TIME...
MAY THE CREAM BE WITH YOU.
THE END
CalypsoFlame There seems to be no sign of intelligent life anywhere...
~ James T. Kirk
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17128 posts 11/1/2015 3:23 am |
Bravo!
You have outdone yourself...and others! Will there be more? You know how greedy I can get.
There is a difference between a good BJ and a bad BJ. canyaz
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41171 posts 11/1/2015 5:32 am |
What an absolute masterpiece! Brilliant! 
Where's my fee for playing Neuron?!  
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18358 posts 11/1/2015 6:15 am |
Quoting canyaz:
Bravo!
You have outdone yourself...and others! Will there be more? You know how greedy I can get.
Thank you, Yoo Hoo! I dunno if there will be more, but I don't count it out. Star Trek is a great platform to present ideas on.
This one needs a lot more editing to be the way I want it. For example, I need some more time to work on my 70's and 80's slang. It is pretty clunky as is. I could make Axon and Sarah Tonin sound more real with more time. And much funnier.
That's how greedy I get. I always wanna make it better.
blog on!
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18358 posts 11/1/2015 6:20 am |
Quoting spunkycumfun:
What an absolute masterpiece! Brilliant!
Where's my fee for playing Neuron?!
Thank you, spunky. All actors accounts were paid last month. Didn't you know? Call your agents. They have your wages. 
blog on!
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18358 posts 11/1/2015 7:05 am |
Thank you, kinky! 
blog on!
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3118 posts 11/1/2015 8:45 am |
a masterpiece, I have haven't laughed so much since erm ... the last time .
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3118 posts 11/1/2015 8:49 am |
p.s , I clicked on BLOG WARS, 2005 Amazing all the names of the old blogging regs I recognise, BTW Still in contact with Helga hanson, have visited a few times on my visits to UK, and Papyrina recently married her long term Partner,
Both Papy and Helga are on faceboo
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18358 posts 11/1/2015 9:09 am |
Quoting GB_Cple:
a masterpiece, I have haven't laughed so much since erm ... the last time .
I was trying hard to make it funny. Perhaps too hard. I hope everyone laughs as hard as you. 
Take it easy.
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18358 posts 11/1/2015 9:16 am |
Quoting GB_Cple:
p.s , I clicked on BLOG WARS, 2005 Amazing all the names of the old blogging regs I recognise, BTW Still in contact with Helga hanson, have visited a few times on my visits to UK, and Papyrina recently married her long term Partner,
Both Papy and Helga are on faceboo
Thanks for that news. I have always been very fond of papy, she was adept at keeping me in stitches. Congrats to her! 
Did you read BLOG WARS! when it first came out? Enjoy this post while all the pics are up. That won't last long, and eventually there will be just me an kooc left.
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896 posts 11/1/2015 9:47 am |
Here, here, someone needs a cold compress on that big head after this mega explosion of creative juices Did my homework, Captain, read this a few times and keep seeing double meanings every time, and will need to read again.
For some reason, Sarah Tonin is my favorite here Oh, and it was *most disturbing* to see the images of...oh never mind, ALL of it was disturbing lol
Ready for the next trip 
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9755 posts 11/1/2015 10:07 am |
This was exactly what I needed this morning. Brilliant! Thank you! {=}
From now on, my alter ego's name is Nurse Mai LoveApple. 
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25831 posts 11/1/2015 10:45 am |
God damn this was fun! I'm still feeling a little bad about the B9 Toomer, but he's used to adversity- he'll grope his way home.
This is awesome, Keith. (I read it naked except for my hat and glasses.)
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18358 posts 11/1/2015 11:46 am |
Quoting Vavavoom_23452:
Here, here, someone needs a cold compress on that big head after this mega explosion of creative juices Did my homework, Captain, read this a few times and keep seeing double meanings every time, and will need to read again.
For some reason, Sarah Tonin is my favorite here Oh, and it was *most disturbing* to see the images of...oh never mind, ALL of it was disturbing lol
Ready for the next trip
Thank you, for reading so carefully. Hit me up, if you want any questions answered about what you just read. I knew I was going to have fun with Sarah Tonin. Once I had decided she was to be a Valley Girl. I initially wrote her part as a character on par with Neon's budding intellectualism. Then when I went back to edit, I'm like, Ehmagawd! That is not comedy, fer sure. I had to make them from different worlds to make them funny (and interesting).
Images are very important in this particular story. Muahh!
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18358 posts 11/1/2015 11:57 am |
I should thank you. It was your brilliant portrayal of such a complicated character that is helping this production be successful! I sure plucked the right apple from the talent tree...
I mean, who would ever take a gal named Nurse Mai LoveApple seriously? No one. But you pulled it off. Your future is the stage! You were born to it! 
blog on!
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5945 posts 11/1/2015 11:59 am |
ouf Quelle histoire , je sors d'une guerre spatiosexuelle et me voilà embarqué sur Sart-Wreck , thank you 
PLew what a story , I get out of a war Spatiosexual 're embeded myself on the Star-Wrech , merci
♥ Poton ♥ Bisou ♥ Kisses ♥ Annie
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18358 posts 11/1/2015 12:02 pm |
Quoting kzoopair:
God damn this was fun! I'm still feeling a little bad about the B9 Toomer, but he's used to adversity- he'll grope his way home.
This is awesome, Keith. (I read it naked except for my hat and glasses.)
Stumbling into Toomer, was the most fun I had with this. He was not in this thing until I started writing the guest appearance sequence. Then, well... you read it. I couldn't get away from Toomer. I was laughing so hard as I was writing his stuff.
He had no lines, as requested. Muahh!
blog on!
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18358 posts 11/1/2015 12:32 pm |
I am so very gratified that you enjoyed my brainchild, today. Thank you, Buni!
blog on!
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18358 posts 11/1/2015 12:38 pm |
Quoting Annie_34:
ouf Quelle histoire , je sors d'une guerre spatiosexuelle et me voilà embarqué sur Sart-Wreck , thank you /:>
PLew what a story , I get out of a war Spatiosexual 're embeded myself on the Star-Wrech , merci
♥ Poton ♥ Bisou ♥ Kisses ♥ Annie
Je sais, Annie. C'est gros! Je me demande si vous accepteriez un rôle dans mon prochain la production? Nous devons les Français! Viva la France!
(cue la Marseillaise)
I know, annie. It's big! I wonder if you would accept a role in my next production? We need the French! Viva la France!
(cue the Marseillaise)
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18571 posts 11/1/2015 11:29 pm |
This needs to become a screenplay.
Read my diary Journal of a Taxi Driver for taxi stories and pictures of flowers and trees.
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5945 posts 11/2/2015 1:54 am |
Quoting keithcancook:
Je sais, Annie. C'est gros! Je me demande si vous accepteriez un rôle dans mon prochain la production? Nous devons les Français! Viva la France!
(cue la Marseillaise)
I know, annie. It's big! I wonder if you would accept a role in my next production? We need the French! Viva la France!
(cue the Marseillaise)
Je veux bien embarquer , si tu me trouves un compagnon de voyage
I am willing to board , if you find me a travel companion
♥ Poton ♥ Bisou ♥ Kisses ♥ Annie
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18358 posts 11/2/2015 11:18 am |
You are very welcome to it. I had fun getting it out. Your portrayal of Axon was first rate! Thanks for being a good sport and giving it more of a community theater atmosphere. 
blog on!
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18358 posts 11/2/2015 11:22 am |
Quoting Furbal1972:
This needs to become a screenplay.
And you need to get down to the local community theater and volunteer for the Christmas production. Such acting ability should not go to waste! Thank you, for offering your services, and portraying Thalamus.
blog on!
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18358 posts 11/2/2015 12:52 pm |
Quoting Annie_34:
Je veux bien embarquer , si tu me trouves un compagnon de voyage
I am willing to board , if you find me a travel companion
♥ Poton ♥ Bisou ♥ Kisses ♥ Annie
Acteurs typiques ! Toujours exigeante avantages!
Typical actors! Always demanding perks!
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18358 posts 11/2/2015 1:27 pm |
Put your lap there, too. 
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18358 posts 11/2/2015 1:49 pm |
Sarah Tonin was fun, but difficult to write. I do not have a very good grasp of Valley lingo. But I loved the idea of mixing youth from the early 1970's with those of the mid 1980's. I wish I had had more time to delve deeper.
Thank you, for telling me the parts that made you laugh. My personal goal was to cause a reader to laugh out loud at least 3x before the end. Hopefully more, but I set a low bar. Ha!
I have been a closet Trekkie since 1967.
(Toomer Toomer Toomer. Everybody loves Toomer!)
May the cream be with you.
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18358 posts 11/2/2015 1:52 pm |
I had already conceived the character before I assigned it to you. I regret that I could not expand on her more. By the time I arrived at her scenes the story was too big. Yet, I see you were well cast, for this role. How do you feel about lapping on the award winning member of a blog writer? I know where o ne is...
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18358 posts 11/3/2015 5:43 am |
come back and read more carefully. I just had your lap in my face.
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20051 posts 11/3/2015 7:56 pm |
Very Cute.
I have to laugh with you over this.
Kitkat
The observant make the best lovers, I may not do right, but I do write, I have bliss, joy, and happiness in my life, Kitkat Come check out my blog KItkat1415check out this post by me Adventures In Body Grooming#39 April Topic Link: What Lies BeneathIf April Showers Oh Bloody Hell What Kind Of Weather Turns Me On Bloggers Symposium 40
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18358 posts 11/5/2015 4:12 pm |
Quoting apollorising2021:
I came back to re-read my character! Hilarious funny lines!
Excellent! I need to read it, too. I have not been through it since it was posted, I was so burnt out from the writing. I hope the Star Trek fans will forgive me...
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18358 posts 11/5/2015 4:16 pm |
Quoting KItkat1415:
Very Cute.
I have to laugh with you over this.
Kitkat
I'm so happy you enjoyed it. One of my kinks is to find new ways to reference Kitkat in my posts. Muahh!
blog on!
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5710 posts 11/12/2015 7:56 pm |
*Sigh* I'm more than a few moments late on commenting on this one, aren't I...
What a wonderful take on blogland, one of the more nerdier/intelligent icons, AND sexuality! Amazingly done! You really use this poor blogging medium to maximum effect...
And it is doubly an honor to be the setup for one of the worst puns in the piece.
My only regret is that you gave me a name: One of my great fantasies in life was to be a Star Wreck redshirt. We seem to have gotten the death (or at least the freeze-drying) right, so that's something...
Blog on, and go blogging where no man has gone before!
Stop in, read, and offer comments at my "swinging as seen in the media" blog, "Confessions of a Lifestyle Man" humorlife, which is also the home of the monthly virtual symposium. New post: The Virtual Symposium Returns Lets Pick A Topic
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18358 posts 11/15/2015 7:52 am |
Excellent! It's a big subject, but I think you can get your mouth around it, my punny Canadian friend.
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18358 posts 11/15/2015 7:56 am |
Quoting apollorising2021:
Axon for some reason has the most "in character, lines. Do you think that is fair to the rest of the characters. No shit, I read it again!
Axon and Sarah Tonin should have been developed even more. They were the most interesting characters to write. Did you find it cornier the first time, or the second time?
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18358 posts 11/15/2015 8:00 am |
Indeed it was, my old blogging friend. I had a deadline, too. The coding was a breeze, and did not take much time. It was fun, as an exercise. Not like work at all (except for the deadline).
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18358 posts 11/15/2015 8:10 am |
Quoting humorlife:
*Sigh* I'm more than a few moments late on commenting on this one, aren't I...
What a wonderful take on blogland, one of the more nerdier/intelligent icons, AND sexuality! Amazingly done! You really use this poor blogging medium to maximum effect...
And it is doubly an honor to be the setup for one of the worst puns in the piece.
My only regret is that you gave me a name: One of my great fantasies in life was to be a Star Wreck redshirt. We seem to have gotten the death (or at least the freeze-drying) right, so that's something...
Blog on, and go blogging where no man has gone before!
I am happy that you liked my spoof, and that I was able to reflect a theater atmosphere for the presentation. I think they get a bit more polished each time I do one. I have been a Trek fan since the late 1960's.
The pun was fun. It only came to me as I tried to figure out what to do with Toomer once I had him stuck on the string. Then it just snowballed from there. I had not intended to make such a big deal out of Toomer at first. But it was a fun side road to take as a writer.
As a guest star, you will be returning as a new character with a new name in future episodes. I will have to cut Toomers string, by then.
I am looking forward to your next Symposium. Thank you!
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18358 posts 11/15/2015 8:22 am |
Quoting joisygirl:
Hiya Keith!
I have to apologize, I went out for popcorn, then a shower and have never returned to star wreck, nearly finished it though. I hate to admit that but I want to be honest.
Would you believe . . . I am aboard the The RearEntryprise making a journey through space, the final frontier, or is it rear-tier. Our mission is to circle Uranus looking for Klingons or clingons.
I will finish your clever post as soon as the RearEntryprise spacedocks at Uranus.
I am pleased that you want to finish it, as any writer would be. I love "RearEntryprise" as my twisted star ship. I'm glad that you do, too!
blog on!
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18358 posts 11/15/2015 8:31 am |
Quoting joisygirl:
Well durn, I was nearly done when I'd abandoned ship sir. There were many distractions the day I began reading and I finally just bagged it.
This is a highly inspired piece of work as are you, um I mean, no its inspired it is. It is either the result of a highly developed imagination or pathology and D.I.D. Dissociation Identity Disorder. I suspect it is the later, as it takes one to know one. Have you been able to successfully re-associate now, full recovery? Well I hope not. I like you just the way you are. Forgive my tardiness, but it seems to be my way.
Well done my friend.
Aw shucks. That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
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