1448 posts 1/21/2017 6:09 pm
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It's all Greek to me
New jokes on the EU
As of this week, all new Euros are to be printed on Greece-proof paper.
Syria has appealed for international assistance today, after a boatload of 500 Greeks arrived seeking a better life.
What are the first three letters of the Greek alphabet?
I.O.U.
I'm investing in a new currency...the George Foreman Euro. Same as the other Euro, but no Greece.
My wanted to know what it was like to live in Greece, so I stopped his pocket money.
Oh dear. The eurozone's Facebook page has changed its currency status from ‘single’ to ‘it's complicated’.
Q: How do you know it's going to be a double-dip recession?
A: Greek exports of taramosalata and tzatziki have plunged.
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A slave from Sardinia named Gedophamee was attending a great but as yet unnamed athletic festival 2500 years ago in Greece ..
In those days, believe it or not, the athletes performed naked.
To prevent unwanted arousal while competing, the men imbibed freely on drink containing saltpeter before and throughout the variety of events.
At the opening ceremonial parade, Gedophamee observed the first wave of naked magnificent males marching toward her and she exclaimed: "OH!! Limp pricks!"
Over the next two and a half millenniums that morphed into " Olympics".
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4077 posts 1/21/2017 7:48 pm |
OI.......Passion, where are my pictures gone ? Here a minute ago, and then gone !
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