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Vaffanculo Part Infinite
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Vaffanculo Part Infinite Some days you need one, some days you don't. Today I need one. Vaffanculo to the asshole who took my picture for my driver’s license….that was not funny. I look like I haven’t eaten in days, green and sallow. Vaffanculo to my internet provider, I may as well have dial up if I have to depend on you for my porn. Vaffanculo to my ex- cupcake friend, you’re a bitch….you should be so lucky as to have your crotch look as pretty as my cupcakes! Vaffanculo to the slaughterhouse that produced the recalled beef I bought for my dogs. Sunday they ate some, today diarrhea, poopy smears and smelly butts. May you have to walk around with shit on your ass all day. Vaffanculo to the chick that sat on my face at the gym when she tripped over something or other….may you…ohh wait, it wasn’t that bad….. Vaffanculo to the manufactures that made the panties I wore today…..damn uncomfortable….may the thread that was hanging between my legs all day find itself around your neck! Vaffanculo to the roto router guy that unplugged my sewer system because I had no clue you couldn't flush tampons, making fun of me....may that blowjob you asked for instead of cash come back to haunt you after I tell your wife, a friend of mine. Vaffanculo to the guy that came to see the car I’m selling and offered me almost nothing for a great car. May the next offer you get for your cock never come….uh…cum! That is all. Bella~  |
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 I hope you feel better now
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OMG Bella...one hell of a week...but on the positive, awesome picture. btw...your car you adore is definitel worth more than some schmuck may have tried to rip you off for. He might be back..glad you said NO. hmmm...your cupcakes are just fine hun!
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Well if she was hot and tripped on my face...I wouldnt have time to write about it  Aut viam inveniam aut faciam Tips for Guys to Meet Women  Things i miss most about relationships
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I bet your driver's license photo IS STILL better than mine.  Hey at LEAST you don't have like the fastest "flash blink sensitive eyelids" in the history of humanity. Seriously in almost every License pic I've ever had, I look like a stoned brain-dead zombie who has just be cornholed by a raging horny Sasquatch on a caseload of Viagra.  I'm almost tempted to whip it out for you so you can see it...( my LICENSE, focus please  ) but THEN you'd know where I live, and I'm afraid you'd try to stalk me... : LOL(which by the way, if you ever do decide to stalk me, I'd insist you bring a stockpile of nutella with you, or none shall pass!! )
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It was cold yesterday
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You need to go to my gym, then when a hottie walks by....stick your foot out
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I have to know...what does Vaffanculo mean?? It sounds like something I should be using on people all the time!! BTW...LOVED THE CUPCAKES!! Anyone who didnt find the humor in that needs to be whacked in the head! Love your blog! Smooches!!
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You are beyond sweet in addition to a bombshell! Its nice to see chicks our age who take care of ourselves oftentimes hotter than the girls!
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I have to know...what does Vaffanculo mean?? It sounds like something I should be using on people all the time!! BTW...LOVED THE CUPCAKES!! Anyone who didnt find the humor in that needs to be whacked in the head! Love your blog! Smooches!!
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You said it my friend!! I have a bad habit of saying it 100 times daily under my breath when things go badly....thank goodness not many know what it means unless they know me
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if you saw my license pic you would laugh and laugh and laugh. I look like a terrorist that has a bacterial infection!
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really like the outfit ,, made my day ,,
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1 post 10/18/2012 6:54 am |
holy cow you're gorgeous..I know how you feel when you say vaffanculo to everything, afterall I'm italian born and raised..you have to admit that it's a word that liberates you better than every other word
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Nice to see you still here, luv..cursing the little things that take you away from a good week. I hope all is good in your life " )
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10/30/2012 8:00 am |
all i can say is the body is Hott!!
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1 post 11/1/2012 4:53 am |
una lady cosi bella di nome di fatto dovrebbe essere ricoperta di attenzioni
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12/10/2012 10:28 am |
silvana doka
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sexy... I'd like to....
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Bella you are soooooooo sexy. I am in to you. Maybe later to your blog.
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fantastic body
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semplicemente fresca!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! mantieniti sempre cosi ... e magari fatti vedere pure Hola bonita!
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